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Chad C vs Virgin C#
Oliver Rivera
Josiah Davis
in reality: they're both bloated neckbearded pedophiles that are as dangerously incompetent as each other.
Gavin Lee
spotted the .NET managed code "programmer"
Joshua Lopez
>computer full of viruses from too much porn
you're doing it wrong
I have 24tb of porn and not a single virus
Eli King
With a fat blue-haired lesbian forcing them to attend intersectionality training/indoctrination.
Parker Myers
>not a single virus
uh huh, and just how much botnet software do you have installed? also, stop watching porn.
Logan Barnes
> .net
fuck off, neckbearded faggot.
>With a fat blue-haired lesbian forcing them to attend intersectionality training/indoctrination.
can we just pass a law to kill these fascists? life would be much easier without the brainwashing from man-hating lesbians that have done as much for society as AIDS has.
Zachary Sanchez
>and just how much botnet software do you have installed?
No windows 10 on this machine
Daniel Allen
you sound jelly, user. dontcha want some pussy?
William Brooks
>Thinks his IDE is a compiler
>Writes slow code that really only works on Windows
man i hate working with C# devs so much
Samuel Wilson
>Can write Makefiles by hand
kek
### Functions ###
range = $(if $(filter $1,$(lastword $3)),$3,$(call range,$1,$2,$3 $(words $3)))
make_range = $(foreach i,$(call range,$1),$(call range,$2))
equal = $(if $(filter-out $1,$2),,$1)
### Variables ###
limit := 101
numbers := $(wordlist 2,$(limit),$(call range,$(limit)))
threes := $(wordlist 2,$(limit),$(call make_range,$(limit),2))
fives := $(wordlist 2,$(limit),$(call make_range,$(limit),4))
fizzbuzz := $(foreach v,$(numbers),\
$(if $(and $(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(threes))),$(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(fives)))),FizzBuzz,\
$(if $(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(threes))),Fizz,\
$(if $(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(fives))),Buzz,$(v)))))
### Target ###
.PHONY: all
all: ; $(info $(fizzbuzz))
Brandon Cooper
>Chad C vs Virgin C#
Having written in a bit of both, I found C# much more flexible and quicker to get things done in
John Baker
only cucks get things done quickly
Isaac Johnson
>pussy
Aaron Brooks
which dude has the vagina?
Gavin Hughes
have fun troubleshooting issues when things compile fine in visual studio but break using msbuild because your devs have no idea what msbuild is
and have fun paying out the ass for windows servers because the shit they wrote won't run on anything else
.net core is making things better, but adoption is slow
Matthew Sullivan
same. the true patrician move is use C# for the high level parts of the app and use C when speed is required.
Zachary Gutierrez
what is this
Jaxon Watson
The truer patrician move is to use C# for the high level parts and use System.Span and System.ArrayPool when performance is required. Clets still live under the belief that C# is Microsoft-flavored Java despite the fact that this hasn't been true since pre-.NET 4.5.
Justin Williams
It's GNU Make
Carter Flores
C would be like going to a pristine forest naked and building that you need to survive
C# is like getting on a monorail you are given what to survive and the monrail takes you to an indoor park
Asher Moore
>and have fun paying out the ass for windows servers because the shit they wrote won't run on anything else
I have 2 old systems able to be dedicated to this purpose
Easton Flores
What the fuck kind of analogy is this supposed to be, ESL-kun?
Robert Martinez
call me when you're running hundreds
i hate my job
Jason Gonzalez
that's a yikes from me bro
Zachary Cook
*AHEM*
Juan Cruz
>in heaven there is no beer. that's why we drink it over here.
damn...
Justin Harris
>C: the essentials
>C++: a bunch of extra bullshit you don't need
accurate
Chase Fisher
Have been writing C++ on UE4 for the past 3 months and can appreciate this meme now
Jaxon White
>>C++: a bunch of extra OPTIONAL shit that will make your life easier
ftfy
Evan Mitchell
None of them.
Nathaniel Howard
>
Having 10 ways of accomplishing the same task is a terrible language philosophy. None of them will make your life any easier either since the syntax is extremely inconsistent. C++ is the biggest clusterfuck of a language ever invented.
Ryder Flores
lol it's pretty straightforward, sure it might be ugly syntax, but it's not that complicated.
but yeah, C++ is to JS what Hungarian language is to English language
Carter Ramirez
JS is a terrible language as well. The only two C-like languages I'd consider well designed is, ironically, C and C# and both of them still have their fair shares of (ignorable) flaws.
Leo Reyes
I'm hungarian and I know modern JS and am learning C++.
Hungarian is a lot more difficult, C++ vs JS doesn't even compare.
Especially with C++17 and with the upcoming C++20 the language is getting simpler and simpler, but also a lot more safe.
Anyone else that tries telling you otherwise probably has only seen C++98 code in his life and knows jackall about the current state of the language they are parroting bullshit about. Honsetly tho, that the case 10/10 when it comes to brainlets on Jow Forums crying about JS anyway.
Juan Sanders
>C++ is to JS what Hungarian language is to English language
what did he mean by this?
Kayden Foster
I'm Slovenian so visiting Budapest and hearing your language was making my ears bleed.
Matthew Flores
Don't worry, hungarians sound like the slavic people after enough acoholic bevarages anyway. Make sure you avoid tourist traps and enjoy our foods.
Lincoln Green
krustufkolacz was one hell of a drug in winter and red hot wine. I bought some palinka, went around budapest, fisherman market, parliament, that old transilyvanian castle over a bridge and where people ice skate on the river and other places, was pretty gud experience. I'll never forget that castle when it was snowing and dark with those old lamps, it was like a fairy tale.
9/10 overall
Nolan White
Oh you mean you were here already. That's a weird way to spell kürtöskalács.
Hopefully you didn't let yourself get tourist trapped. Glad you enjoyed your time here, my slavic friend.
Jack Scott
I went with my gf, so we went to some "tourist destinations" such as aquarium in that supermarket or w/e and the giant wheel that takes you idk how much into air, plus some other stuff also.
Wish I could stayed longer than 3 days and actually explore the underground and other shit also. As said it was still good overall, just couldn't believe the amount of burger kings and mcdonalds and currency exchanges, etc. We got lost few times, that was a lot of fun actually.
Kayden Robinson
So, C++ can do things that C can't? Okay, got it.
Brandon Hernandez
Asher Nguyen
>Got a dev enironment working in seconds
Lawl, get any open source c/c++ project and try to compile it.
Brody Thomas
C++ is far superior
Grayson Cruz
umm it's GNU + Virgin
Bentley Powell
Probably the one that looks most like a man
Aiden Williams
>>Thinks his IDE is a compiler
to increase turnaround times, the current version of visual studio has a combined .NET compiler daemon VBCSCompiler(1)
the old vbc(1) and csc(1) are retained for CLI builds (msbuild, xbuild)
Joshua Price
>>Writes slow code that really only works on Windows
this should change once .net core 3.x reaches gold
Jack Lopez
>botnet 3.0
nobody gives a fuck about this
Alexander Reyes
but it's free and open source, it's literally there for you to pull and compile yourself if you're so schizoid
Angel Howard
>writes makefiles by hand
is this strange?
Lucas Turner
>Pointing at memory right now
kek
Sebastian Jones
>C
>bloated
you know nothing about C do you?
Oliver Cooper
>Can write makefiles by hand
Nuclear holocaust when
Asher Cox
Implying Vulkan has documentation
Noah Collins
Why? C# devs are winpozzed but generally know what they're doing. Then again, you've probably never worked with any devs, ever.
Nolan Ramirez
> being this illiterate
> thinks user is talking about the languages
STEVIE FUCKING WONDER could have read that post better than you, you illiterate cunt.
Jayden Butler
>gc
>reflection
>other non standard bullshit
UE4 C++ isn't real C++.
Oliver Harris
Windows cucks you out of the programming experience.
Jordan Thompson
>UE4 C++ isn't real C++.
What do you mean by this? If you don't want to use the UE4 API you can use C++ and any other library you want...