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reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/5meo48/photos_ganess_gs_87_review_majestouch_2/
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S H A R K SD

ship my shit already

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ebay.com/itm/Sport-Body-Fat-Percentage-Measure-Monitor-Handheld-Mass-Index-BMI-Health-Monitor/312398798191

Has anyone tried this? Does it work?

BMI is a dumb thing to measure. its all dumb. work out and use the mirror once a month to see if you look different.

This. Alternatively buy chinkshit clothes for your height and work out until you achieve chink frame and fit

happy new years!!

It will give you major hand cramps senpai

so does anybody have any experiences with any of the airpod clones? im referring to the i10, i12, and LK-TE8, I can't decide which ones are better. I'm not really an audiophile I just want whichever works best

I kinda want to buy chink colored pencils. Any recommended brands?

uuhhhh so when is flash memory price supposed to drop again? csg told me it would be 2019 but it's barely noticable

they are consistently dropping, SSD prices have been getting lower in general

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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I just ordered the i12tws but of course nothing is shipping right now. I'll post on here soon to let you know how they are.

How to deal with import anxiety?

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I thought this meme was already dead

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Knifefags, anyone had experience with Eafengrow? They just look like Twosun.

masterbate

It isnt. I forgot why but something happened and theyre going back up. I think Jews, Trump, or chinks are to blame

youtube.com/watch?v=utOFpj33TGQ

aliexpress.com/item/KISSCASE-Leather-flip-Case-For-iPhone-6-6s-7-Plus-Retro-Cover-Phone-Bag-Case-For/32827963736.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000014.1.415e48f2UKYLV5&gps-id=pcDetailBottomMoreOtherSeller&scm=1007.13338.112236.000000000000000&scm_id=1007.13338.112236.000000000000000&scm-url=1007.13338.112236.000000000000000&pvid=bfe26e84-335e-47df-ae61-8d34351081e8

I need something like this but for Xiaomi A2, I can't find any like this.

Any kind of case that has wallet at the back and doesn't fold over my screen.

Where can I find a good cinemount like this on aliexpress?

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I have a opi zero running pihole with dhcp server, shit is cash and was/still is a fun projects to play around with. I'd want to get a stronger one to play around with home server, nas etc. Altho I don't know what i'm going to serve. Oh, maybe some home security with an old webcam. keep us posted if you find something

I got 2 knifes from them, both have a sharp D2 steel blade which runs on bearings and the fit & finish is good.
Would recommend.

got some chink ip cameras the other day, how do I set them up without using their shitty apps

Anything from drevo. Really great quality boards and amazing support.

1. Buy chink ip cams that are known to work without their shitty apps

Recieved my Teclast M89 today. Really well built and great for manga. Speakers are super shit but i never use them either way.

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What the fuck is wrong with your hands?

>dat pig trotter

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Kek

Is an e-book worth the hassle for manga, or would a cheap tablet be better?

question, are you american?

i'll never understand why pihole is a thing when you can do the same shit in your router with stuff like pfblockerNG

I want to buy a device which would allow me to walk around in the woods at night. Would this be good if I mounted it to a helmet extension or something?

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I have a 6" ereader and a 10" tablet.
I read all my manga on the tablet, 6" is too small for manga.
Manga looks good on e-ink, just get one bigger than 6".
Also fuck kindle, get a kobo or anyone else.

Dear firend
because of our ching chong festival the logistics company is ding dong and because of that we cannon ship your ping pong to your nip nong
many wishes

>not be chinese
>try to celebrate chinese new year
>liberals accuse me of cultural appropriation

If 50€ is so much that you still cannot decide after so much time you should continue to save up your allowance because getting a mechanical keyboard won't make you play fortnite better with your school friends.

hownewru

if you have a proper router, which i don't have for now

A jaded oldfag so zero fucks given

tfw bought a bunch of bolts/spacers/standoffs for just $2 that are impossible to find here and cost $15 at local webshops
never buy tools outside of ali

how are whites so pathetic, getting trumped so hard by our slanty eyed friends/slave workers

I haven't bought any memes in a while, what's the specialty these days?

Lol too nerdy 4 my taste. Get a flashlight like a normal person. You post here just to get assurance from other anons to fulfill your nerdy wishlist.

Buy calipers, and tape measure instead.

How could they not know about this ancient Jow Forums meme of the chink keyboards

If my shit is on "Despatch from Sorting Center"
will it be stuck in Chinastian?

it's a copypasta. anyway i suggest you try a mechanical keyboard, the only redeemable quality of a membrane keyboard is that it's low in cost, but even though you might not have noticed it since it's a gradual change your old keyboard has probably gone bad by now with the mushy rubber under the keys and the worn down texture on the keycaps

Help me pick a mechanical keyboard
>tkl
>works on ps/2 port

most new ones don't work with a passive ps/2 adapter

How come chinks don't sell a mod mic?

Hey, im looking for a big black nigger-cock for my asshole. Any help?

>most
Yeah thats why Im asking for help. Which ones are the exceptions?

filco majestouch 2
wasd code v3
r/mechanicalkeyboards might know more

so basically ps/2 csg keyboards dont exist?

Holy shit.

the specs here mention ps/2, don't know how accurate that is
reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/5meo48/photos_ganess_gs_87_review_majestouch_2/

this is a newer model with usb type-c and bluetooth so idk if it supports ps/2 but the keycaps look good on this one, you can find other listings as well on aliexpress
aliexpress.com/item/TKL-ganss-Mechanical-keyboard-87-keys-Double-shot-PBT-Bluetooth-keyboard-game-keyboard-cherry-mx-brown/32878607913.html

Chinaman, why are you doing this to us?

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Chinky herbs arrived.

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>filco
>chink shit
filco is a premium jap brand, the exact opposite of chink shit

>ganss
it's a clone

>premium

Unless you get a Japanese lacquer filco, chinks have surpassed them.

looks like a perfectly normal fat hand

t. fat

>tfw u can dispute tomorrow

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I have around $200 or bit more for a Xiaomi phone. Can anybody reccomend me one?

I was looking at the Mi A2 and Redmi note 6 pro but i couldnt decide between the 2

I got a hat, it is a little small.

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awaiting day when /csg/ is entirely memes
>james donkey autist
>urethral play
>import anxiety
>ps/2 mechanical
>chink tea
>shark and monkey SD
what have I missed?

Really, I didn't know that.

Thigh high socks.

Programming socks?

I don't think so, these are for lewd.

For girls (male)?

>awaiting day when /csg/ is entirely memes
But it already is entirely memes. When was the last time someone actually got a good discussion going on something that hasn’t already been memes to death and back?
Some
>swimsuit for my gf
user(s) tried, but predictably, that didn’t go anywhere.
It’s all just
>what meme to get?
>how to chink the chinks?
>disputes, how do they work?
Shitposting nowadays (been so since quite some time).

Anyone ever bought one of these bags? I see them on every chinkshit site going and I need a small bag

I see a lot of reviews saying they're water proof, is that true?

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>UwU what's this?

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oh hewro

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Is that for urethral play?

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Ching Chong Hi13. Somehow managed to chink the local tax collectors, usually there's a 25% VAT + (((fee))) on stuff with a value over 350 NOK (including shipping).

Pros:
Pretty good for comics.
Crazy bright screen, using it at 0%.
3:2 master race.


Cons:
A wee bit heavy.
Battery is pretty shit, though turning off wifi improves it a lot.
CPU/GPU is dogshit, would love a Ryzen variant.
Chink workmanship on the included affixed screen protector, bubbles ahoy.

Bought a "tempered glass" protector, dropped the thing from a meter a week later. Looked absolutely smashed, turns out the absolute mad lad worked and broke instead of the display. It spat out the screws on one side though, so that's fucked.

Paid 295 dollaryroos for it.

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Yes.

My weird, submissive sexual urges aren't a meme

But user, you are a meme.

for mouse, you could just buy trackpad instead of actual mouse

you forgot guy who constantly asks for sex toy recs.

> guy who constantly asks for sex toy recs.
Kek yeah you're right.

>you forgot guy who constantly asks for sex toy recs.

Not him but theyre not on the recc list so i understand asking.

>tea
Tell me more

Are chink shoes any good? Keen for some cheap globe/dc imitators, any recommendations?

Check reddit for fake fashion sub forums, chink clothing is a minefield

dhgate has tons of reps,
also look for "ali hidden offers" on fb

I'm still looking for one of these, I cant believe the chinks don't have them.

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I am new, redpill me on yanwen.

I got i10 TWS as recommended by Zishan user here. They were a great value at $34. I use them at the gym. They just work great and I'm hard pressed to find anything wrong with them.

They actually work better for me than Airpods because they're USB type C, have LEDs on outside of charging case, and support wireless charging. Been using them 4x/week and just really glad I took a chance on them. Easily the best purchase I've made in years

I'll tell you something embarrassing...
When I bought them, I had no idea the case has an internal battery capable of recharging the earbuds. At first, I kept plugging the case in to recharge the earbuds. It turns out the case has an internal battery capable of recharging the earbuds a few times when you're on the go. I loved these things before I even knew this but charging on the go added even more value. It's amazing the chinks can make these things AND the charging case AND include a USB type C cable AND quality packaging all for around $30.

Thank you for attending my TED Talk

Worth buying capacitors and electronics stuff from chinkland or will it just explode?

Check archives for chink tea
one brave user took one for the team and almost died

Link for these? I plan on painting them flesh colour and using at work.

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Instead of using the internal server/software, I like piping the A/V to a server running iSpy or Blue Iris. ISpy is free and there are many plugins available for it including face and license plate recognition. Blue Iris is more of a professional solution and licensed but you may be able to find a torrent.

Anyway, you get far more options and customization by allowing an external server handle everything. The last thing you want is someone ripping a camera off your house and taking the video of the theft with it because you used the internal server and stored your data onboard.

Can chinks save me? Im looming for a tenkeyless chiclet keyboard thats as cheap as possible but also wireless

>Link
The seller I purchased from has disappeared on AE a few days after I received the product. There are still plenty of other sellers but I can't recommend any.

I saw them on Amazon too but they were priced significantly higher.

Ballsack