Would you? Think carefully.
Would you? Think carefully
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I would step very slowly and carefully and just touch it for a short moment and very gently.
money is gay
i would do it for free
It was a good one, wasnt it?
I would curb stomp it for a tenner
Yes. And with the money I'd build an animal shelter where I help strays, a vet and start researching cures for animal-exclusive diseases.
The puppy died, but is the reason why hundred thousands of other animals will survive.
utilitarianism is gay as well
if it's gay it works out for me i guess
Yes, I know how to kill small animals quickly, because my cat can't finish what he starts.
fuck yes i’d kill an entire country for that much money
I fucking dogs but I love myself more and 18 billions is more than enough for me to get rid of all headache in my life.
I'd even do that for 1 billion.
*steps very lightly trying not to hurt the dog*
Too easy level 5
i'd do it for free haha
I would, but i don't have 18 billion dollars
I'd stomp it and then drink its blood for 1 million
Yup. And I'll donate as much as I can to animal charities for tax deduction.
This. OP didn't say you had to kill or even hurt the pup.
Realize you'll have to pay half in taxes, plus all your money will be worthless after the USD collapses. Better find safe investments if you want to make it through with even 1% of that.
I would repeatedly stab the dog to death
Do you try to scare me with $ collapses? A person from Russia?
Based and kotpilled.
step on teh foot win + win
Still gives you time to buy land and prep everything for the collapse
I would make it into a smoothie for $1000 and drink it
ebil switz would sell any uncured adult dogs to HK for stew meat
Today's dollar value $20.32, of course i would!
What's more, put a line of those little faggots and ill start dancing "pizoton, pizoton que bonito pizoton!"
I shoot a rando bong in the back of the head after 15 minutes of hearing them plead for their life for 18b t b h l a d
That fucking puppy means nothing. And even if I feel a lil guilt, I can pay more than a charity for dogs and whatever else for this one little shitlet.
I have killed all sorts of animals. Yea.
18 billion dollars is a lot, I would eat this doggy raw and alive with fur and bones for such an amount of money
Chinks eat things literally Half Cooked all the time.
Yeah, and why should I think its morally bad or smth? A dog is no different for me than a pig or dolphin.
As long as it is not a human its ok to do anything to it.
But puppy is already dead.