>hanging out with my friend
>ask him to install this app so we can play a game together
>"oh, sorry user. it's not available on the apple store"
>ask him to just manually install the .apk or whatever from the internet
>"sorry user, you can only download stuff from the apple store"
iTODDLERS BTFO
ITT: times iToddlers got BTFO
Grayson Rodriguez
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Aiden Baker
Check em
Camden Hughes
Based and debirupilled.
Andrew Fisher
>own iphone
>cant send files to my laptop with bluetooth
>cant transfer files via usb
>battery literally dies after 5h listening to music
i hope this thing breaks finally, so i cant get a good phone
Bentley Gray
Holy shit
Anthony Nguyen
Based, demonpilled and blessed by the Dark Lord himself.
Luis Adams
>you can only download stuff from the apple store
fucking faggots AHAHAHA
David Martinez
>need to download itunes before you can move music over to your iphone
>meanwhile on android it's as simple as moving it into the music folder once its connected via usb
PEOPLE WILL DEFEND THIS
AHAHAHHAHAHA
Nathan Reyes
checked and based
Jordan Harris
Never forget the XR.
>720p LCD (It's liquid retina HD, goy!)
>Notch AND bezels
>No optical zoom
>No headphone jack
All of this is fine, however, until you realize
>$749.99
Just fucking imagine being an iToddler.
Xavier Hill
>can't transfer files
This, what the fuck, when I found out that my sister, who owns iphone x has to upload files and then download them
Why the fuck you even need Bluetooth then
>2019, can't do USB file transfer
lmao
How anyone can defend iPhones for being innovative when it lacks basic functionality is beyond me
Josiah Perry
>gf owns a ipajeetphone 5s
>slow as molasses, only 16gb so can't take any more pictures or install apps
>battery is crapping out, won't hold a charge anymore
>why can't she just get a phone from the past 5 years
>decide to lend a throaway chinkphone I use as mp3 player
>install a bunch of spyware beforehand to read her messages and track her location
>nothing of interest found, she's not cheating on me or talking shit behind my back
>mfw I secretly have a cuck fetish
Joshua Hall
>gayms on phone
sucktania btfo himself
Kevin Bell
Am I still an iToddler if all I had was a jailbroken iPod Touch?
Gabriel Russell
Elijah Sanders
kys cuck wojakposter
Nathan Young
Getting music on and off an iPhone is truly painful
Luis Carter
>be itoddler
>be with your lover
>phone calls, reject call
>go home
>tell boyfriend you were at the gym
>"nice try, I called you with facetime and used it's flaw to watch you be unfaithful"
Oliver Cooper
You're a WOKE iToddler.
Adrian Martinez
Checked
Aaron Fisher
>satania
>these digits
nice
William Thompson
based Sataniaposter
Jace Bennett
holy shit no way
Grayson Roberts
yes
Jonathan Martin
>iPhone can't transfer files
This is just a joke right? It can't be real.
Jace Jackson
iPhones don't support drag and drop? It's this real? Holy shit
Joshua Hill
iTODDLERS WILL LITERALLY DEFEND THIS
Luis Martin
It's real. You need to use iTunes/iCloud for that.
Justin White
>Co worker do a movie on phone
>Asked how to get it on PC
>He says USB is slow and buggy
>Tell him to use SD card
>He says iPhones never had sd card support
Levi Barnes
INNOVATIVE
Jordan Morgan
t. pajeet
Brayden Torres
fake and gay (
Benjamin Nelson
>The Apple logo is a satanic reference to the tree of knowledge
>Satania laughs at iToddlers
Nolan Thompson
>buttmad itoddler using ad homs to defend apple's retardation
Jack Gray
>The Apple logo is a satanic reference to the tree of knowledge
>iToddlers are dumb as rocks
Anthony Turner
What's a file?
Bentley Gomez
>ipajeetphone 5s
>slow
Well it's fucking ancient, of course it's slow. Android devices from that time with 1GB or lower RAM capacity have slowed down too. Because apps hog more resources with every update.
Evan Powell
>2019
>Not being a fan of the Thot-B-Gone 9000
Michael Smith
>720p LCD
>no headphone jack
These alone make the XR not worth buying.
Dylan Bailey
my favourite passtime is watching itoddlers defend shit like this. the ammount of mental gymnastics required rivals olympic athletes
Owen Campbell
>be poor
>have overdrawn bank account
>look at middle-class people's status symbols such as nice houses, cars and boats
>be jelly
>buy iPhone on credit to have something resembling a status symbol
>>eat garbage out of garbage-cans for months because you can't afford food
itoddlers actually do this
Ayden White
literal fucking trashcan. apple is conducting an experiment to see how much retarded shit itoddlers will put up with before they've finally had enough
Oliver Russell
>forget your password
>no problem, just enter root and blank password
it just werks
Lincoln Sanders
Jace Torres
stop. I can't breathe.
Joseph Cook
>has to resync when connected.
Jason Campbell
HAIL SATANIA
Anthony Russell
bumping a legendary satanic thread
Liam Powell
Want to hear a joke?
iOS
Isaac Wright
Once, just this once, a Satania poster was based and redpilled.
Sebastian Adams
Cheque these numbers at the very right end of this unique post number
Brody Young
>be happy Apple user
>invite Thinkpad neck-beard over for Netflix and chill
>neck-beard turns it on
>all your itoys crashes
never invite neck-beards
Charles Jenkins
It was already old when she got it, my gf wants to be an apple fag without being able to afford it
Anthony Barnes
ch-ch-ch-cha-ching!
Leo Harris
You don't become apple fag in the first place if you can afford it
Jackson Fisher
>look guys i can crash a system i have complete control over herp derp
npc.jpg desu
Colton Young
Desu is a raging faggot.
Jordan Collins
B A S E D
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Jackson Cook
>Am I still an iToddler
>owns iToy
Yes.
Connor Thompson
It'd crash any device on the same network as in any random apple thing in a house or office or cafe or whatever.
Jacob Miller
Zachary Turner
Hunter Thomas
I googled how to add pictures to an iPhone. Apparently, you have to use iTunes and you can only select a folder and not individual files to add. What the hell?
Camden Ortiz
It's good for you. It's right for you. Apple knows best.
The filesystem is scary and dangerous.
Christian Richardson
Ok then, post the script
John Long
Daniel Perez
Kevin Peterson
iTODDLER IN DENIAL BTFO
Cooper Flores
Proven ITT that Apple is God's chosen
Noah Garcia
>my sister bought the iPhone 8 Plus
>she wanted an iPhone for years
>tries to download music from the internet but the music doesn't show in her players
>she gives me the iPhone and asks me to put some music in it
>iPhone not recognized by the PC
>tries to update the drivers
>still nothing
>turns out you have to download 3rd party programs to transfer stuff to your iPhone
>download program
>it asks me to pay money for the pro version otherwise i'll be able to transfer only 5 files at time
>crack said program
>i can't select each file manually, have to select 1 folder at time
>transfering stuff takes ages
>her earpods broke
>she asks me for mines
>she realizes there is no headphone jack
>can't download movies from internet etc. directly on her phone, i have to download them on my PC first and then transfer them
>mfw Jow Forums pilled douchebag
Xavier Richardson
HEIL DEBIRU
Jaxon Cruz
My brother has to charge it to 100% every time he wants to watch a movie, otherwise the battery runs out before it finishes
Hudson Murphy
>the Dark Lord himself laughs at iToddlers
nice
Jace Rodriguez
You don't have to be satanic to laugh at how stupid Apple is, user.
God's chosen is TempleOS.
Aiden Thompson
>be iPhone user
>be iPhone user
Hunter Brown
absolutely demonic
Jack Morris
Evan Gonzalez
...
Jackson Baker
...
Grayson King
...
Andrew Sanchez
based. keep ritualposting against iProduct users
Caleb Fisher
I just finished watching this anime today, now I'm sad.
Cooper Carter
Funniest part is Satania herself would be the perfect target for Apple's marketing: a dumbass who buys products based on nothing but marketing hype.
Ethan Foster
Thank you based Satania.
Ryan Evans
t. has never used cydia impactor
Henry Wright
>Mock apple for their horrendous hardware
>Turns out their software makes their hardware look good
Jacob Thomas
is it time yet?
Anthony White
iTODDLERS BTFO
Eli Gray
So close
Isaiah Green
>tfw fucked by duplicate image filter
James Long
Jason Gonzalez
how will they ever recover?
Aiden Sanders
Angel Jackson
>2008
>play minecraft with my friend on the daily
>have crappy packard hell pre-build for 600 eurobux.
>rebranded gt9500 or some shit, Q8200, 250w fsp group psu, wd green pos drive,4gb kingston innit.
>friend whomstve just bought a fairly new 1600 euro iMac (it was on sale w0w).
iMac shits the bed when either multitasking or playing mc when its raining in-game.
Meanwhile I could maintain 120 fps easily even with rain in mc+multitasking.
Also his wireless mouse died when I visited most of time even though he kept boasting about its "futuristic" design even though it felt like picking up a credit card with oven mitts on.
gg
Colton Gonzalez
I remember someone unironically defending that by saying "it charges to fast so you dont need to keep it on the charger for long"
like fucker if i have to stop using my mouse because of a shit charge port location then its a shit mouse
Ryder Wood
Except what she buys actually works as intended. She would probably hate applefags because of how weak minded and gullible they are to buy the same product but with a different name over and over again.
Oliver Anderson
It doesnt help that HFS+ corrups harddrive data that goes past the 2TB limit because they couldnt bother to rewrite the system to handle little endieness
Gabriel King
exactly. then itoddlers say shit like: "hurr durr if they put it at the front of the mouse people would just keep it plugged in and that would defeat the purpose of the mouse being wireless." isn't that still better than the mouse being useless if it runs out of batteries because it needs to be charged from the bottom?
Jaxson Long
took the words right out of my mouth
Evan Morgan
>"sorry user, you can only download stuff from the apple store"
What really? You're making shit up there is no way they're that cucked.