To all my Australian neets. I made a script to fulfill your centrelink requirements for job seekers

Yeah it’s so weak to have a moral conscience

>moral conscience
hahaha what a faggot thing to say
you aren't are faggot, aren't you op?

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thanks friend but their job search system is already pretty easy to exploit with spam applies if you fill in a profile.

theres some antispam that does not allow some combinations of symbols

How much does Newstart pay? I'm living off my savings at the moment, not sure if it is worth doing all the bullshit for

fuck off the centerlink line is long enough you cunt

It's about $550 or something per fortnight.
After bills and shit, living with a friend in a split rent setup, I've got about $100 a fortnight to spend, although currently saving up for a few vehicle repairs.

Imagine living in the country with some of the highest minimum wages in the world and still being on the dole LMAO. I get $56 an hour just stacking shelves at woolworhtsh thanks to the fucking penalty rates on weekends LMAO

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Wow I thought the requirements for welfare in Australia seemed tough but thanks to this I'll finally move there and collect benefits t Muhammad from Somalia

Thanks op. Collecting free money as we speak

Not an Aussie but you sound like a goddamn hero, user.

Is being an employer tough there?

OP is actually doing his share to put an end to Aussie NEETs' self-destructive lifestyle. Publishing and publicizing software like this will eventually lead to tighter controls on welfare. For example, the government may start to require applying in person.

There is so much bullshit to go through that by the time you make it to the end of the paperwork you are either a psychopathic vampire or a permanent debtor. Self employment is literal and you will be taken to kangaroo court for not paying yourself like an employee

How does it work these days?

I used to get a bit when I was going to uni

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God damn user, you're a living national treasure, right up there with Clive Palmer.

I'm not aussie but you are pretty based for sharing this

Fuck no, americans have it so fucked up that they think these million dollar corporations cant afford to pay the wages. Shit here i am making $56 an hour at woolworths (australian supermarket) meanwhile walmart workers getting paid peanuts and people are actually stupid enough to say they cant afford it when walmart is like 50x bigger than woolworths. Shit even small business owners are making fucking bank and complain that they have to pay their 2 workers $25 an hour, too fucking bad if you cant afford it you dont deserve to have a business

dole bludgers should be purged from Australia.

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You sound like a brown person, so you don't need it to become a dole bludger

>tries to prove his point
>uses an anime pic
Pathetic

Reminds me of the script that some guy used to keep a gold class session to himself.

I dont get any money from the government but thinking they are 'bludgers' is absurd. Have you seen how people on the dole live? They are poor AF and scrounge for basic shit, $250 AUD a week doesnt go very far. Not only that, now they often have to do shit like work for the dole which works out to be like $10 aud an hour, well below minimum wage. Nobody who isnt mentally ill would want to be on the dole. When i was at uni i tried (and failed) to get centerlink money due to the hoop-jumping. I wouldnt even want to step foot in another centerlink office, sit among crazy people for 2 hours until some inept and ineffectual receptionist tells you to come back tomorrow.

If you save poorfags with shitty lives a bit of time and effort you've done a good job OP.

>tfw used to work for a job active provider
>used to go through what jobs they said they applied for and ring rhe employers asking if they actually applied
>would give them a demerit point if they didn't apply

Based

Doesn't work retard.

Silly user, you can't get a job as a programmer in Australia. The government has sabotaged the tech industry and set things up to waste your time and make it as difficult as possible anyway. They won't rest until they have a serf slave underclass.

And of course it never occurred to you to actually help people get a job rather than metaphorically whipping them to improve morale. Scum like you need to be beaten to death with a rusty spoon.

This Doley has been triggered

Fuck you faggot. I can do everything "right" and still have 0% chance of getting a job because I've been unemployed for longer than a few months, and nobody in power cares about fixing that ridiculous shit. Bring back the CES and proper full employment policy or there will be riots soon.

The antispam here is a cluster fuck. We have obvious shills posting the same pic related on /b/ for literally months, and you post legit code on Jow Forums and it's impossible to work out why it's being flagged as spam.

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>each case worker is assigned 100+ job seekers
>each job seeker applies for 20 jobs per fortnight
So you were making a call every 2.4 minutes on top of your normal daily tasks. Right.

>Being too poor to buy all the required certs for an entry level job

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congrats. now they can scrounge off the government easier and continue doing nothing with their lives whilst begging the government to raise their gibs.

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Nobody actually wants to be on newstart you disgusting libtard. I bet you believe in trickle down voodoo too.

>I bet you believe in trickle down voodoo too.
youtu.be/VlWCnA7TbNU

I didn't realize you could cheat welfare like this in Aus, nice. Going to move there from Indonesia

Even if someone were to have gotten all these certifications there's no way one person can remember all that

Doesn't matter because there are no genuine entry level jobs anymore. You're either in the industry and in high demand, or you're long term unemployed regardless of how skilled you are because hiring managers are retards.

That wasn't his job though...

>poorfags
THEY'RE POOR BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE JOBS! FUCK

No, they can't get jobs so they're poor. Subtle difference. The economy a shit.

What job is this?

There's never going to be enough jobs for everyone, and with the rise of automation it's going to get worse. You either get dole bludgers or the government creates fake jobs like picking up trash to keep people occupied.

I only rang the ones that didn't look legit, was great having stoned cunts threatening to bash me when their dole got cut off. Then I would put in a violence report for centrelink and they would get put on a non payment period of 4 weeks

>not getting a job
If poo in the loos can get jobs here, why can't others? Isn't fucking hard you scum bag

Software/IT jobs are not hard to get here, so unless we're talking about the people who browse Jow Forums that, for some reason, don't meet the requirements for either of those, then I don't agree with you. He was referring to people browsing Jow Forums, not jobless people in Australia, in general

poon in loos either work under the table for less than minimum wage or they work after hours free. How can an Australian who is following the law compete against in Indian whose breaking the law.
I know this cause I'm a foreigner who studied in Aus, who talked to all of the foreigners.

>threatening
And that's where they went wrong. Should've just stabbed you in the gut with no warning before leaving you to bleed out in a ditch.
>isn't fucking hard
This is why you deserve to get bashed, you ignorant faggot. You think it's so easy, you give it a try. Make up a new name, new resume, zero experience, and a few years since you were last in uni/tafe. No cheating by using any connections you have either. You'll be lucky to get a few interviews a year and nobody will even consider hiring you. Other faggots like you will also be sure to tell you how it is all your fault in the meantime as well, so look forward to that.

>software/IT jobs are not hard to get here
Only if you're already in the industry and already have a software/IT job. Otherwise it's nigh impossible.

can confirm,

with no experience / networks its pretty much impossible even for something entry level

anyone in /melbourne/ want to hook me up?

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thank you, i'll just report this to ASIO and CentreLink Enforcement so they know who all the dole bludgers are

welfare is a cancer on a free society, but it is the life force of a socialist regime

>there will be riots soon
nobody cares about a "riot" of 20 unemployed cross dressing NEETs, freakshow

you aren't trying hard enough. once i started honestly trying and not giving up i got a job in 2 weeks after being NEET for 5 years.

>how did i get around the fact that i was NEET for 5 years
is what you might be asking. just told them i was on sabbatical

Welfare is the counterpart to income tax and helps to keep people out of poverty traps and prevent outright corporate feudalism. What are you, some sort of ancap retard?

>projecting this hard
Hundreds of thousands of ordinary people who have nothing better to do since nobody will hire them for no good reason.

No delay in the time each application is filed?

>apply to thousands of jobs, constantly work on portfolio, look into self employment possibilities
>"you aren't trying hard enough"
You'll get the rope too, asshole.

Cheers g fuckin live on centrelink rest of my life brudda

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Fuck off cunt, you've got it on easy mode due to the SJW infestation in Greens/Labor.

Get fucking qualifications you idiot and work your way up within big companies. Get to know people within the company on a personal level , it's pretty fucking easy.

>fuck off cunt
is that you thinking im a literal scum abo living off centrelink and not understanding a joke

or is this you giving some sort of excuse to scum abos living off centrelink ?

I can respond seriously to an obvious but still relevant stereotype if I want. This is me saying it's well past time someone called out the Greens on their racist bullshit and confronted the Aboriginal cultural problem rather than handing them extra gibs for shit they weren't even alive for.

>is that you thinking im a literal scum abo living off centrelink and not understanding a joke
Imagine being this fucking dense

kek looks like we found an abo sympathizer , i bet you're the cunt who cries on Australia day.
All colonies and countries are built upon capturing and conquering land just as we did to the Australian land to which the abos migrated to from papua new guinea.
Stop crying faggot.

>being this salty

Enjoy being unemployed

went into the Centrelink office today
why does everyone look so dirty? literally the dregs of society - I felt like the only normal person
funny thing though, it was mostly gross looking boomers. these people were literally handed the best economy human history has ever known and they still turned out failures

Where are the other students that need a healthcare card at? I can't be the only one

>about sympathizer
That is exactly the opposite of what I wrote. Can you even read?

My bad , seriously misread what you said.
I must've saw , "stereotype" and "racist" and thought you were calling me racist.

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woops, change the second line to this
>var jobLocations = document.querySelectorAll('[data-automation="jobLocation"]');

Based
Now I can keep wasting Centrelink on dragon dildos

Also something to note doesn't work with 20 for me but 10 works

I'm not your neet fuckwit.

get a job

Why wouldn't you create a script that automatically applies for jobs?

You virgin lots can't even tell your local Job provider that their selection is shit and that you're only applying for jobs on your field.

>B-but user we need wagecucks for the local dragon dildo factory
>No thanks I'll be an engineer with 300k starting salary sucking dicks

>t. fuccboi losers
once you realise that nobody out there is going to help you and it's do or die, you'll either do or you'll die. as you should.

meant for (you)

>Welfare is the counterpart to income tax and helps to keep people out of poverty traps and prevent outright corporate feudali
that would be accurate if welfare itself weren't a poverty trap.

case studies: african americans post slavery up until the introduction of the New Deal vs african americans after the New Deal
aboriginals in Australia and NEETs in Australia

you should be in /dpt/ learning to program