There are people on this board right now who think receiving stock in their company is a pay raise

There are people on this board right now who think receiving stock in their company is a pay raise

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I asked for a raise. The president told me I should eat the dollar menu at mcdonalds and pocket my $30 per diem on the handful of times per year that I travel.

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Gonna assume you have at least some smidgen of self-respect and you don't work there anymore.

But they give you cheaper stock options for being an employee right?
>implying i know literally anything

"Retention package" is the usual wording, who wouldn't want 5% of their annual pay held as ransom?

Yeah, I quit and have been NEET for the last 8 years.

I make enough money that I'm just happy to have the stock options.

I also work from home, have great healthcare and vacation and don't have to live in california so thats motivating enough as it is.

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look at how many quarters i have

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depending on where you live, tax agencies often take that view also

How the hell do you even get into that cubicle?

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