He doesnt own a smart fork

>he doesnt own a smart fork

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there is nothing smart about having to recharge your fork. Why are we not using Piezoelectric tech?

Tfw you’re washing your new Smart Fork® and it explodes in your hands

>Oh boi dinner is almost ready
>SHIT, forgot to charge my SmartFork™ !
technology was a mistake

also bonus points if that round shit next to what I assume is charging port is a LED

Why would you use such a thing?

I just ordered mine can't wait to eat spaghetti with it

>hey girl have u seen my eating stats

The FUCK is wrong with this planet????

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Because unless you're jamming a fork into a charred steak dozens of times for the sole intention of transmitting 8 bits of data per 36 bites, piezoelectric is worthless.

Clicking a lighter is more mechanical stress than stabbing salad or scooping Mac n cheese, buddy. You're generating effectively zilch.

I only bought one for shoving up my ass , does it vibrate very much?