He doesnt own a smart fork

>wake up on my Google Bed™ connected to Google Monitor™ that notify everyone within 0.2 miles that I've woken up
>go to the kitchen and greeted by Amazon Alexa 6™ reminding you that your Amazon Prime™ will soon to include Amazon 24/7 Security Monitoring Service™ where your house gets protected and monitor by "AI" from their new Amazon Security HQ™ and you cannot opt-out of it
>your kitchen assistant robot called Botkitchunet™ prepare meals based on the breakfast recommendation of the day
>the robot gets recommended a vegan only breakfast today, which is mandatory from the state to have everyone to have at least two vegan days every week
>you get some vegan oatmeal made with soimilk
>tastes like shit but the only other option is just drinking government mandated soilent everyday
>you open your computer and sign in with Microsoft Face Recognition™ and get greeted with Cortana that your ThinkPad X1430 with personalized mandatory advertising UEFI is gonna get delivered this afternoon
>also your mandatory government issued LGBT+ dildo go along it to "reduce your homophobia" (diagnosed with homophobic syndrome by the LGBT+ officers that came over to your house last week for refusing to put up at least one LGBT+ flag), you're forced to insert it up your asshole in front of the webcam directly to the government LGBT+ HQ to see that you're cumming with a dildo up your ass. it's also connected to the person/AI checking in which vibrates at any random time
>you try to go on PornHub but it requires another face recognition, this time from Google Face Recaptcha™ and automatically recommends you gay porn as you need a "homophobia reduction therapy"
>you tried to watch it but cannot get off as the (8k) video were just two men with AIDs with literal feces on their dicks sucking and fucking each other
>you get shot through the government issued Gun-On-You™ security device that kills you for any wrongthink™ as you cannot get off to the video

>"Linux can run on toasters" proven true

>already out of stock
what the fuck is wrong with society

Only a few years late.
embeddedarm.com/blog/netbsd-toaster-powered-by-the-ts-7200-arm9-sbc/

Good start, but then /pol autism intensified.
Go back.

Zoomers will unironically buy this.

>/pol
You have to go back.

I can't imagine what it can do that a regular fork can't.

gotta have that {{{healthy eating habits}}} goyim

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they'd want you eating more if anything

What's it got to do with pol? I didn't see a single mention of niggers

>Take your first leak in the morning in your Smart Toilet
>Your urine analysis reveals that your blood salt levels are 0.5% higher
>You are then 0.0354896% more likely to get a heart issue in your lifetime
>Speaker turns on with a crack
>"Your health insurance will be $20 more expensive starting next month. Have a nice day."

based and redpilled

"healthy" shit is always more expensive and often not even healthy.

>smart X

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can't sell medical service to healthy people dumb goy, net loss for society but that's an externality to mr. goldstein

>What's it got to do with pol? I didn't see a single mention of niggers
Part of Jow Forums hates LBGT more than niggers now, unless it's traps of course.

eating disorder

half the alt-right are fags, just not in favor of the lgbt movement and social justice

this is the dawn of skynet. soon the entire world will be turned into blubbering idiots, gushing about technological advancement when the reality is that we're are cattle, milked for data by big corps

Because they are currently unavailable you big dumb

or you could just use pen and paper or even track your calories in a text file

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fuck you, my grandpa has this shaky hand thingy, where only one of these things is able to be used by him.
Goddamn niggers

Yeah but you're suggesting people settle for something less convenient on account of the more novel alternative intuitively seeming like a stupid concept. That strikes me as an attitude opposed to technological advancement, which is pretty ironic given where you are.

Does that thing even works?

>1.47 MB

Kek

I don't think this is one of those forks. This just seems to be a smart assistant for your food habits.

>underrated post

yeah, normal people hate LGTBBQ shit now. welcome to the center

That logo looks like ass-washer.

>at least 9 people bought this

>Not demanding teddies by banging your fork against the table/desk

>smart
>that thing
Move aside for REAL smart fork

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