Wtf I love Apple now

well I'm in Italy, if I do get put on a list it'll take like 2 or 3 months at the best, if I do ever get on one
as for americans, they'd probably get corporate-arrested

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>What would happen? I don't even want to search that desu
Nothing. That kid got busted because he joked about it on fartbook, not because Siri reported him

Don't worry. If you had any serious intent, you'd get off easy and directed towards the nearest school
The government wants more school shooters so they can take away your right to defend yourself
God help you if you're just a normal citizen though

You fuckers are getting creative. Update your Firefox.

>be american
>report a potential crime to the FBI
>officers hang out by your door with their hands extended
>fuck I forgot to tip didn't I

>itunes
the fuck?

Won't get you arrested or anything because muh orange man bad

Johny Depp said it in public but nothing happened to him

Some lady tweeted someone should kill Trump and the SS(not the one with runestones) showed up.

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>creative
How new are you?

>autoreports you to federal agents for reasons

wow such innovation

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I never really underdtood what all this rave about apple "respecting" your privacy was. They've been mining user data just like google from the start.

Siri, text Mom “I’m horny.”

>Alexa, order me a 55 gallon drum of lube

Fuck you user

Absolute based

This has to be fake, right?

Based

Why would it be? The devs probably never tested against this string, and siri is doing what it usually does when it hears school

...b..b.but Apple protects our privacy. It must be the Russian hackers that reported the guy to police.

>This has to be fake, right?
The machine don't understand meaning of words, it interprets the query as best as it can and makes a guess

fuck xDDDD

I see

It isn't why?

aaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh god dammnit fuck youuuuuuuuuuu

based

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Bullshit. Windowsfags can say the earth is flat and normalfags will believe them because “muh overpriced apple garbage!!!!1!!one”.

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Faggot

all newfags btw

Very spicy meme

fuck you

wtf thats it fuck your rights they should make siri monitor all audio in its vicinity and alert the authorities if it suspects illegal activity

anyone who disagrees hates children and is probably a nazi

based

Fuck you

i wish it were the one with the rune stones

based devil poster

cucked and bluepilled

based

...

>

kok

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Based and sataniapilled

gay ass

paizuri

SIRI I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD

based, amazon and google would have probably snitched on him

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>even the FBI take tips
lmao

>The boy apparently shared a screenshot of his inquiry on social media Thursday, and that post was eventually reported to local police. Valparaiso officers later determined the boy made no direct threat to a specific person or school and had no access to weapons, ultimately determining the picture was posted as a joke.

>The boy is being detained at an area juvenile detention center and has been charged with intimidation.

I'm actually quite concerned by this. Like even though it was quite obviously a fucking joke, as determined by the officers who reviewed the offensive material, they still decide to charge the kid with something retarded.
Like I get that threats like this are a big deal and I do vehemently agree that they should be investigated to the fullest extent possible, once you establish that it isn't a threat, then it should just stop right there.
It's starting to feel more like burgers are willing to gut the First Amendment just so they can preserve the Second.

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ll

based

are they /ourtoddlers/?

based Sataniaposter

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I hope you never leave.
You make me smile, Sataniaposter.

Is this real or just click bait and horny op wanted a satania thread?

cant find my immunity dog

There are literal discod cults dedicated to post satania in Jow Forums. Go fuck yourself zoomer.

Reminds me of back in 2013 when Apple had to remove a joke in Siri where she would bring up a list of remote locations (i.e. metal foundries, landfills, etc) when you told her, "I need to hide a body."
Some dumbass actually tried to use it after murdering someone lmao

Based

this is what Jow Forums is now.

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This is SOP for the American justice system. Unless daddy has a bunch on money.

Is not even funny or porn bumping, this is somehow lower than wojaks.

>americans have to tip their law enforcement

>goes to an anime shitposting website
>expects serious discussion about technology

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Duck of

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>no u
Seething.
Act like a retard and you will get called a retard.

Well, now that I've read the tip, I can't just let it go.

Your attitude is very rude. That is not permitted on 4Channel.

Reported.

you're the only one seething reddit kun

name one

Fuck you

Still better than the months of Apple spam

>your cellphone is literally a spy
>anything you say or search will be used against you

fuck you

based and redpilled

Apple is absolutely based and redpilled

fuck offfffffffffffffffffff

Look at my 9

>Jow Forums finally creates a new meme after based terry dies
>fags want to get rid new board culture rising.

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So which one of the 3 major botnets would help if I ask:
>Hey siri/alexa/google, I want to fuck a girl in the ass
By calling the nearest brothel?

>le memes xd
fuck off

How is this not bannable? It's flooding.

that s very niggerliccious of you

Cringe and Republicanpilled

based

>tripfag dies
>a bad thing
pick one