This is the straight thread.
ITT: We talk about being straight and doing straight things.
Straight Thread
Jacob Morgan
John Jones
Im gonna enlist in army
what about you?
Juan Campbell
im gonna write a book
what about you?
Luis Garcia
probably gonna die
Luis Evans
C-C-C-COCKS!!!!!!!!!
Wyatt Clark
are you a farmer?
Jack Wright
you have like 50% survival rate with 95% expantion chance
Samuel Bennett
atleast I will die as a man
Blake Gray
Die.
Noah Davis
damn, i wish i would be as hardcore as you one day
Carson Sanders
Its not you that hardcore but conditions that you are in
Hudson Russell
actually pretty deep
nice
William Gomez
Nicholas Mitchell
girls are cute
David Torres
are you really going to?
Jayden Moore
yeah
Caleb Gutierrez
I like girls
Nolan Carter
>tfw no girl to cuddle with
Charles Lee
Last night I got drunk on Rob Roy's at the bar, staggered my way home and then fucked the everloving shit out of my wife.
Caleb Price
Yeah
Asher Clark
Cool. I hope it affords you the life you want.
It's funny you're probably the most gay and straight poster on bant.
Adam Scott
Suck my cock fag
Brayden Foster
A truer bisexual there will never be. At least in bant. This is a straight thread though so....
I have to teach my bartenders how to properly make and serve my drinks which are pretty much just scotch and vermouth.
How do you guys feel about black girls? They're all over my work.
Cameron Edwards
My parents want to move to Sweden and live with my grandparents but if I do I’ll probably have to serve in the military. What do
Luke Price
Don't be a pussy and answer the call.
Luis Thomas
I like all women.
Idgi. Sweden doesn't have conscription?
Juan Ward
It just makes me nervous, I need to practice my swedish and I’m pretty thin. Peacekeeping just sounds scary
Yes but my parents both served and expect me to signup if I go. My grandfather will probably agree with them
Jason Thomas
Only 5 swedes have died in Afghanistan. Go post in a gay thread, pussy.
Eli Cruz
Wow, rude
Daniel Barnes
Jaxon Gutierrez
you own a bar?
Adam Davis
Cringe
Lincoln Edwards
I'm sorry all the shitskins stole your women
Can happen to anyone these days
Hudson Adams
>Sweden doesn't have conscription
It does, just like any other Nordic country
Camden Wright
We really have not that much African and Near East immigrants. We have been actively sending them back as well. We are indeed not Sweden even remotely in this case. It's true.
That user you answered to must be exceptionally... Finnish as well. fuck.
Lincoln Wood
I am going to do my due diligence and make good original content to the best of my ability.
Joshua Clark
>1 post by this id
BAD POSTER BOYS. Abandon thread.
Justin Richardson
>implying