/csg/ - chink shit general

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• 25-in-1 bit set and LED strip
• Bunch of electronic components
• Reverse chinking at work • Another 25-in-1 bit set • Chink DAC sucks
• "Dear friend" • user is afraid of receiving calls from China
• "Friend" made a mistake
• Some info on Xiaomeme dash cam and OrangePi
• "Please understand" • Current state
• C u r r e n t s t a t e • mad fatty • user wants anime pussy for cheap • user has a unique fetish >>previously on chink shit general:

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aliexpress.com/item/50pcs-NTAG215-NFC-Card-Tag-For-TagMo-Forum-Type2-Sticker-tags-chip/32814505336.html
aliexpress.com/item/Details-about-China-Copper-Bronze-Standing-Great-Leader-Maoism-Mao-ZeDong-Chairman-Mao-Statue/32837166766.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.8.724e9347WKhqXo&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_319_10059_10884_317_10887_10696_321_322_453_10084_454_10083_10103_10618_10307_10820_10301_10821_10303_537_536_10902,searchweb201603_56,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=64b90fc3-75d1-41f6-9d98-df3bae2b8302-1&algo_pvid=64b90fc3-75d1-41f6-9d98-df3bae2b8302&transAbTest=ae803_3
es.aliexpress.com/store/product/owo/3592015_32864612709.html?
es.aliexpress.com/store/product/uwu/810302_32852808447.html?
aliexpress.com/item/SAMSON-SR850-Professional-Studio-Reference-Monitor-Headphones-Dynamic-Headset-Semi-open-Design-for-Recording-Monitoring-Music/32899859914.html
warosu.org/g/thread/S69683274
aliexpress.com/item/4-pcs-Rubber-Silicone-Analog-Thumb-Stick-Grips-Cap-Cover-for-Playstation-PS-4-PS3-Controller/32610285999.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

stupid frog poster

if they die on the job from stress they wont be able to ship anything user. gotta think long term.

based frog poster

>news copied from old thread
What a nigger. Here, fixed that for you:

>News
• user receives tablet, gets bullied • Chinky herbs • A spicy hat • user receives tablet and chinks the taxman, posts mini-review • user is still looking for a gf • i10 TWS reviewed, they're good shit • user gets alcohol cotton sticks, hot/cold pack and steel stick. Why tho? • Days since someone got chinked: 0 • TOPK(EK) charging cables • Please be patient, dear friend • Richfag buys $450 chinkshit tablet • Bluetooth remote arrives after 3 months • user gets two 256gb flash drives for RAID1 • Cockrings for anons wife's boyfriend • br user gets load of shit, surprisingly didn't get stolen by postal workers
wireless chip adapter for fagbook pcie slot

i added a couple on user uwu. make the thread quicker if you dont want a dumb frog poster to make it instead.

My amiibo clone tags came in like a week aliexpress.com/item/50pcs-NTAG215-NFC-Card-Tag-For-TagMo-Forum-Type2-Sticker-tags-chip/32814505336.html
I'm shit at illustrating but decided to go ahead and do my best crap drawings of the originals.

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>not drawing rule34 versions

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门

>mfw I'm not sure if I have been chinked or not

>receive package from China
>only 16 days
>new record!
>with fucking Yanwen… (tough package says China post ordinary whatever…)
>tracking was fake, of course, but who cares (but still, why do they always do that? If it's untracked, fucking tell me so, you retards!)
>quality seems decent
>…but it's way more revealing than expected
O well, now I got 2€ swimming trunks I can't really wear outside of the bedroom

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can chinks not count? either way i finally chinked the chinks i guess

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Just wear them anywhere you want. It's how wise Chinaman intended it.

retard

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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>but it's way more revealing than expected
I'm gonna need pics... for research

>tfw want some chinkshit but I have no money
Can I buy a job on aliexpress?

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No, but you can buy a job at your local supermarket. Blue collar jobs are basically always hiring.

good job, fren

Well, have to verify my account.... again with a phone number. Fuck that. Just gonna hope my shit gets here and make another burner account for my next round of ordering.

>• i10 TWS reviewed, they're good shit

how's the sound ?

I've been quite bored lately, so I'm looking for a new hobby I can do with chink shit.
What should I try to get into?

electronics, bead shit, there is so much cheap stuff, but its like going down a rabbit hole, soon enough you wont find the way out

You guys need 50 USB A connectors for €8? These are actually great quality, they snap together well and fit tight.

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How to deal with import anxiety?

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Asking again for FOAM TIPS THAT TAKES LONGER THAN 15 SECONDS TO EXPAND.
Seriously the cheap chink shit is impossible

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Guys I'm loook for chinky mechanical. Must be be PS/2 compatible and under 50€. Thank

Nope. There’s no way that I put my huuuuuuge, 30” schlong on a gay board on Jow Forums

A-are those for urethral play?(male)

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Still waiting for that refund. Already contacted support. They told me that they will escalate the refund and should come in 5 days. It has been 2 weeks from that message.

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aliexpress.com/item/Details-about-China-Copper-Bronze-Standing-Great-Leader-Maoism-Mao-ZeDong-Chairman-Mao-Statue/32837166766.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.8.724e9347WKhqXo&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_319_10059_10884_317_10887_10696_321_322_453_10084_454_10083_10103_10618_10307_10820_10301_10821_10303_537_536_10902,searchweb201603_56,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=64b90fc3-75d1-41f6-9d98-df3bae2b8302-1&algo_pvid=64b90fc3-75d1-41f6-9d98-df3bae2b8302&transAbTest=ae803_3

Who wants a 22k $ Statue of our Glorious Leader Mao

>free shipping
Fucking how?

Included in the (Glorious) price

>Order new unopened Sony Z5
>Comes shrink wrapped
>There's a HTC quick start pamphlet in the box

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>Ajazz AK33 RGB
Hey user, I got an AK33 with blue switches for work. Its a great keyboard. Also recommended it to my friend and he's supper happy with it.

Can someone recommend some handy shit for under £1
I'm bored af I wanna order some shite I'll never use

can confirm
i have a blue switch ak33

what do you mean by 15 seconds, I watched comply videos and they stay in usably compressed size for like 5 seconds


I think the nicehck ones are pretty similar, I can insert them easily if I keep them compressed in my fingers until my hand is near my ear

they are like 1$ for two pairs, just try them

My chink foams all expand completely in just 3-4 seconds.
How long do those take to fully expand?

Your room temperature is the main factor for the expansion time. Cold temp gives more time, vise versa.

Wtf did you order?
Link pls?
(Asking fo a friend)

completely is about 10s maybe, 3s they stay pretty compressed

Well it's 27C now, but it could go as high as 37C in the summer.
It's pretty humid too. Guess this country just isn't suit for foam tips.

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门

>"""""new unopened"""""

What I am for bros

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this kinda looks cool desu
tfw I got a 'gift' with my last aliexpress order
it's hard not to love those slanty eyed fucks

any recs for Samsung S7 cases?

ugreen 11.11 items (dual usb car charger + usb-C/microUSB cable) and a yinyoo mmcx cable from 11.1. came at the same time

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I ordered some shit on aliexpress and now I got a message from the seller that says
>Hi dear,
thanks for your purchase,We just get notice from Logistics company that the shipping fee is increased.It is 1USD for extra fee. we will be much appreciate if you pay for extra shipping fee.
Here I send a link to you . The value of the link is $1 each. And you can choose the amount of the product for 1 , so that you can pay for the shipping fee to us. And besides, please leave us a message of the new order you will make ""repay the shipping fee "", so that we will understand it. We will send your parcel as fast as possible.
Did they do this so they could just claim they have a lower price than the other sellers?

can you fuck off already with your fucking keyboard i always doubt if im in the current /csg/ or the one from five days ago you fucking nigger

That looks like a nice phone since I'm looking for something to take nice pictures with.

what disappointede was that the silver pieces on the earphone cable are plastic and not metal...

I mean, it does make it way lighter than the stock T2 cable is and unless you look very closely it looks premium

copper coated cable is very nice

hi, i wanted to ask if you guys think these ssd are legit, i want to buy one from my country but somehow the prices are almost the double but i dont want to get chinked
es.aliexpress.com/store/product/owo/3592015_32864612709.html?
es.aliexpress.com/store/product/uwu/810302_32852808447.html?

>es

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>es
found the yurojeet

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Yes buyem. Trust me

Seems right according to US prices

i just got Samson SR850 monitors for like 25$, great fucking sound

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i wish canada and china would make peace, shipping has been fucked lately, i even get a message saying the package may or may not reach me. a 2 week order is taking like 4 or 5 weeks now

can you please compare them to other headphones you've used?

I need a smartphone and a tablet for use in Beijing, China.

>The phone needs to be 100% compatible with the cell/data service in Bejing, very compatible with apps commonly used in China, have a good GPS and should be durable.

>The tablet needs to be very compatible with apps commonly used in China, should durable and should have GPS if possible.

I guess I would like them both to be Android OS unless there is another OS more compatible with China and the apps in use there. I am a little concerned with using google over there as I have heard their services don't work so well in China.

I could go with US products and hope for the best with a SIM card swap but figured since the primary use will be in Bejing may as well go with something made for China.

What do you recommend for a phone and tablet given the above requests?

Does anyone know what the most compatible network type and cell frequencies are in the Bejing area?

Also if you have app recomendations for internet, maps, and other travel realted apps let me know.

I am just starting to research this so don't be surprised if these questions get asked a few times in future threads for gathering more info.

Thanks.

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The shipping delay is occurring right now because its the Chinese New Year and everyone is on vacation partying.

It's been like this for a while now should I be worried?

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What's your budget? The obvious choice is to get something made by a Chinese company. I'd recommend one of the Xiaomi phones and Xiaomi MiPad 4 / 4 Plus for a tablet.

Budget wise I was hoping to keep it under $150 for each item. If I could spend less that would be great. If I have to spend a little more I guess I could cough up the cash and eat more ramen then steak when in Beijing.

>$150 for each item
I'd say Redmi Note 7 and MiPad 4 then, both are ~$150 in China.

I'm not really that much experienced, nor do i have much of an equipment, but here's my 2 cents:
I'm a music producer and can hear up to 19-20khz.
Currently using renewed version of Phillips SHL3300 (not the shitty ones that fail) and according to head-fi community they seem like an extraordinary bang for buck (i bought them on sale lowered from 100$ to 50$, US prices are much lower for some reason), with a pci soundblaster soundcard.

For reference - i've tried several AKG monitors (100-300$), a couple of high end sony headphones (but not monitors), and this phillips shl3300.

To start with phillips - they are bass-boosted compared to all of the studio headphones i've tried.
Samsons have MUCH MUCH better high end, clean and clear from 12k upwards, so much so that it overwhelms the rest of the spectrum, but i guess that's just my ears that are accustomed to the phillips with shitty high end (even though it goes to like 25khz or 28)
Bass is still there, seems pretty linear, but kinda light (again, i'm used to phillips which are bass boosted).
Mids are fine, soundstage is great, noise cancelling not so great since they're semi-open ear. Comfort is fine, but not great. Build quality seems cheap, but better than phillips.

Compared to the AKG ones, i really don't see any significant difference, especially not significant enough to spend 8-10 times more money on them.

Songs sound so detailed that your brain hurts from trying to process all those info, which is the case with most monitors, so i would rather recommend hi end sony or phillips hi-fi headphones for everyday listening, but for mixing and mastering, this one is great, especially in combination with the bass boosted one like phillips.

1 big plus is that they don't require dac/amp because they're just 32ohm

Thanks. I am checking them out now.

Where'd you get them from?

from aliexpress, this particular listing
>aliexpress.com/item/SAMSON-SR850-Professional-Studio-Reference-Monitor-Headphones-Dynamic-Headset-Semi-open-Design-for-Recording-Monitoring-Music/32899859914.html
it was during the black friday sale, they're still on some kid on sale now

What is happening? I find the thread and see a bunch of deleted pics.

I guess jannies don't like frogs:
warosu.org/g/thread/S69683274

wait till protection is running out and file for a refund for none delivery, that'll hurt them more than the $1 plus you'll get your money back

What is the headband made of? Metal or some cheap plastic shit that'll eventually break?

thanks for the info

better to buy a phone when you are there as it'll be cheaper and less chance you'll be chinked

i was there last year first thing i did after getting to the hotel was go to a local xiaomi shop (there are lots)
and bought a redmi 5 plus and a sim card (sim had data and minutes that easily lasted the 10 days i was there)
was about 1000rmb
i had also taken a microsd card with a gapps installer and a few different free vpn apks this worked great

Pretend that it doesn't exist for a while

I was kinda a thinking about buying there for fun. I thought it might be better to load all the travel info and apps on the devices to bring though.

When you bought the phone did it have English as a language on the phone? I don't speak/read Chinese so I need something with English. Does google maps work China? If not what map app did you use?

That's a good idea about the loaded sd card. I could load one of those instead of a device to bring. Thanks.

they come with chinese and english, i asked the shop to change it to english google works fine with a free vpn
i choose to stick with google apps as they are in english were as the chinese apps tend to still have random chinese crap all over the place even in english

maps works great, and translate is very useful

metro beijing subway apk by wu qiuping is the most useful app you can get on the play store
it makes traveling around so much better

That looks kinda neat
I'd get one if it was 15 years ago

Did you use a vpn for gmaps or did it work without a vpn?
What vpn/s did you find to work the best?

Nice. Thanks for the tip.

I'd cancel if they ever did something like that to me

When is the next big chink sale?
I missed cheap t2s

hoxx vpn is the one i remember using most as the other few it tried died after a few hours, so take as many apks as you can

Seems about right

What's the best mmcx bluetooth cable I can find on AE for 15€ tops?

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What was it?

...

wait for T3s

aliexpress.com/item/4-pcs-Rubber-Silicone-Analog-Thumb-Stick-Grips-Cap-Cover-for-Playstation-PS-4-PS3-Controller/32610285999.html
Got these thumbstick covers for my 360 pad since the sticks started to leave black residue on my thumbs. Pretty comfortable and a nice fit, hope they last a year.

any chinese knives with both axis lock and the flipper mechanism?

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also just noticed the new CRKT already got chinked

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Lol, should've made apu relevant.

Can I order now or am I going to please understand?

Does somebody know some good chink copy of pic related?

Hard mode:
>works with European Zigbee protocol
>is adaptive like the original (panels can be removed and put together in different shapes)
>does not look like ass

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hold up, zigbee is region based? wtf, i didnt know that.

Sure you can order but most of the stores are still on holiday for a week or so.

Yeah, as far as I know the american protocol uses a different frequency then the european one. At this point i have given up on memorizing all the different IoT standards so i could be wrong.

why jannies delete my fren frong ):?