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Jow Forums humor thread
Cameron Bailey
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Joseph Thompson
Where's the joke?
Michael Martinez
how is that humor, its depressing.
Daniel Wood
Nicholas Thomas
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Michael Carter
To this day the greatest mystery is why he has a silver gamecube and a purple conrtoller
David Long
>technically accurate but tedious
that's a great summary of FSF
Christopher White
That's some kind of compound picture right? Doesn't look like natural responses. But I don't use twitter so I can't really tell.
Carson Rivera
I'm also wondering. People aren't actually this braindead right? Right?
>return 5;
>this is the end of the program! see you guys later XD
>why do guys have to make things more complicated
Hunter Kelly
it supports my narrative so it must be true
Luke Walker
fag
Camden Reyes
It is obvious you have no idea what the code on the left is. It is actually just bullshit hahahahaha
it doesnt actually do anything
Henry Young
weak bait
Wyatt Lee
The only real element of that image is the code on the left.
Chase Parker
Lincoln Green
lmao
Ayden Perez
Jaxon Brown
Hudson Powell
Carson Phillips
america
land of the nigger worshippers
Jeremiah Gray
>HowToStartAnArgument.jpg
Kayden Nguyen
Chase Wilson
>304.321 deletions
the absolute state of nodejs
Levi Price
I'm pissed off now.
kys.
Chase Flores
I've been here way too long.
Tyler Hernandez
⠧
Hunter Evans
Only newfriends get triggered by this obviously fake story. Go away.
Luis Young
>newfriends
whatthefuck is this shit? somebody explain.
Jackson Parker
Time to build gas chambers again.
Mason Cook
You don't even need incest to break that assertion
David Green
Andrew Foster
Kayden Young
Dylan Allen
Aiden Torres
If everyone is called a faggot here is it really homophobic?
Nathaniel Parker
Austin Anderson
And how exactly?
Austin Morgan
Ryan Hall
Aiden Sanchez
Am i the only person that sees a happy merchant in that image
Easton Robinson
Blake Adams
Jose Lewis
Zachary Price
Elijah Walker
Caleb Davis
Lucas Cooper
Why is there an extra space at the bottom
Yes, go back
Parker Flores
ITODDLERS BTFO
Colton Turner
The superior youtube layout.
Brandon Parker
Both programs are shit.
The guy uses non-descriptive names. You can't know what the hell his code is supposed to do unless you waste (a lot of) time studying it. y, i, x2, mean nothing. He'd be a disaster to hire on any medium-large project. This guy is only good for hello world programming. I assume the guy's code is correct, just not maintainable.
The girl at least did describe what her function does even though she also uses bullshit names. But she's highly inefficient in commenting and has too many pointless comments in the code. Also, her function is moronic because of magic number 5 being there instead of an exception. You also don't need a>b in the 2nd if statement.
Anthony Roberts
Carson Watson
based
Camden Ross
Hunter Green
Tyler Carter
is asking about the word "newfriends". not the meme.
Aiden Brooks
Yeah, Carmack is a hack.
Zachary Perry
Do not talk about /b/
Do NOT talk about /b/
There is porn of it, no exceptions
Jackson Reyes
kek, you want a run-time exception for a logical impossibility... you must be a java programmer.
Wyatt Miller
it's like "newfag" except calling someone a faggot is mean
Kevin Powell
Blake Wilson
John Bennett
thats the cringiest thing I've ever read.
please tell me it isn't real.
Josiah Howard
>two numbers cannot be identical
>the function returns an int. IT CAN'T RETURN ANYTHING OTHER THAN 0 OR 1
You're retarded.
Brandon Hill
Cameron Lewis
no, the cringiest thing is some newfag who has never heard the word "newfriend" before
lurk moar or fuck off
Nathan Hill
Someone here have the housefire and related ones back from the porkshoulder and woodscrews days?
Michael Gray
none of the operations can even throw an error
Jordan James
you guys are aware those posts are fake right ?
Leo Bennett
This image is probably posted here at least once a day and yet there are always multiple posters who haven't seen it before who don't know that it's fake. Boggles the mind, it does.
Grayson Jenkins
Joshua Hall
Jonathan Brown
Andrew Moore
im on bumblebee atm with no problems. Should i be using prime?
Benjamin Cox
>It's racist to give black people special treatment
After enslaving them for a couple millennia and only having repealed _explicitly_ discriminatory laws against them barely 50 years ago, not even enough time for the people _directly_ affected to die out.
But no, this in the picture is real racism. Skin color shouldn't matter, but it does because you made it matter. Deal with it wh*tes.
James Thomas
Isaac Hill
Jack Jones
Isaac Murphy
Also
>radial dials
>stop at the correct moment to halt rapidly increasing counter
>press button until rand number matches your phone number
>voice controls
>graph your number out by inputting the correct equations
>use this brainfuck interpreter
and so on and so on and so on
Charles Diaz
Ayden Reed
Mason Parker
>PeaceWasNeverAnOption
Joseph Perry
>radial dials
>hit button for random number until it matches
>graph number out via equations
>input is a brainfuck interpreter
>voice controls
>hit button to stop rapidly increasing number at the right moment
>hit button for increments of 1 until it matches your number
Chase Robinson
That's some massive lag on my first post wtf.
Jordan Perez
>because of magic number 5 being there instead of an exception
the function is max(a,b), operates on ints and is supposed to return the higher value, so in the "identical numbers" case it should return neither a magic number or an exception, it should return a.
However, that post and the girl's code is also very, very fake.
Meanwhile, outside of that post, the guy's code is real - though IRL it had some (admittedly, not nearly descriptive enough for the level of blackmagicfuckery going on in this) comments.
en.wikipedia.org
Evan Gray
Tyler Jackson
>1
>2
>3..4
no no no no no
Joshua Brooks
"here be dragons" was actually good commenting practice at the time
Jonathan Wood
Matthew Diaz
fucking hilarious XD
Jaxon Baker
Daniel Nguyen
this. I’ve seen every single image in this thread except OPs.
Evan Stewart
Parker Collins
John Nelson
this is why its Jow Forums
fucking LMAO
Nolan Peterson
Liam Perry
Leo Cox
>what is .gitignore
Jordan Bennett
the graph for windows and mac os looks the same, so its not just linux that is dying but pcs in general
Ryder Evans
Brody Diaz
>this function tells you which number is bigger
>if numbers are equal it will ???
You have to define this behavior somehow, and saying "hey let's return number 5 for no reason" is moronic. Why are you making excuses for idiotic code?