How do (You) clean your keyboards?

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I use a straw to snort the crumbs that get stuck under the keys

I want to suck those big fat tits

this.
also, if you have the dry eye problem due to long pc sessions, hold the keyboard upsidedown over you while staring at the keys and tap hard on it

lol i just buy a new one every year because im not poor

this.
also, my keyboard has not been cleaned for 13 years

>take out each of the key caps
>blow air on the exposed keyboard
>wipe the surface clean
>meanwhile my key caps are being soaked in soapwater and then I drain it and wipe the caps dry
>put it all together after a while
I do this two times a year.

First off, wash your hands, that avoids buildup of grime. Supposedly bacteria count in that grime is worse than an average toilet.

toilets are fairly clean though, bacteria doesn't really adhere well to porcelain. hence why they've been made of the same material since their inception around the mid 19th centuryish iirc

i wash my K120's top plastic every day - it makes the keys softer