Wtf did Apple man by this new emoji??

If you don't have at least 8 inches you might as well kill yourself right now

if you ain't swinging 9" flaccid, you can't be on Jow Forums.

Nice meme dicklets

if you don't have a horse cock then you can't even compete

I . Wasn't even memeing its completely true. 7in< is big, 8in< is large 9in< is huge.
Tfw .5 inches short of 8 inches ):

The Romans viewed men with large members of being a low intelligence.... SO yeah.

>At least 6.5" reporting in, so they cannot use it agianst me
Oh sweet summer child

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6674197/Small-penis-emoji-rolled-phones-year.html

Wait, is that actually what is is? lmao

>coping this hard

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5 inch penis here. It's okay, I put on makeup and wear skirts. I've already accepted my fate.

The romans also fucked little kids

Post it

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women want fat cocks tho

No, they wont long dicks thats can reach the G-spot

how did Jow Forums managed to get into a pussy?

user... the g-spot is only 2-3 inches inside

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Cope

virgin

The Romans don't exist anymore so what does that say about them?

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>he needs to measure in inches
Lmao @ dicklets, why are you even alive if you're

Women wont care if you treat them like the sluts they are and make them your property to dominate

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Wrong, again

Inside an anus

you dont have 37 inches?
dude, how do you expect to satisfy a giraffe?

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Ever watch idiocracy?

>spend years screeching about body shaming women
>tiny penis emoji

based collapsed society

You mean the movie about your post history?

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YOU SMALL LIKE LITTLE BABBY

oh harr harr

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Point being?

iMPOTENTODDLERS BTFO

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Double standards sure are fun

What anime is this?

satania's anime

Mommy, why do some of these hands have the color of poop?

Satanichia-sama

Because they had such small cocks

>G-spot
oh sweetie...

THis is so sad

run that the other way please

>shart-in-mart's have the smallest cock in the west
Hands up anyone that's surprised?

B-But no... It surely wouldn't still say false... Please stop trying to challenge my agenda! D:

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numerical value of that emoji is pure coincidence. there's nothing going on here

>Capture

I still don't understand why they wanted to make different skin colored emoticons. No one on earth is yellow so, what better than a single color for everyone?

> self reported sizes

In my opinion it's not a coincidence but i have two theories instead.
The white man one has been made first so it have a lower value or they simply did it on purpose because white supremacist are quite a meme but dumb feminist and black activist are not and are a huge pain to deal with.

>Romans don't exist anymore

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it's not a theory, the man emoji has a lower character number than the woman emoji. same with the skin color modifiers, they go from white to black.

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Based romans.

why are apple's emojis so goddamn ugly

WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIET

>new briefs emoji but no panties emoji
REEEEEEE

>burgers aren't even effective at lying about having a bigger cock

Why would you want to have a huge dick? It's tied with appendix for the most badly designed body part

As a permanently offended dicklet this news offended me

And by the way why are women so evil?

>A number of physical disabilities are now represented
>physical disabilities
I feel bad now.

>this used to be a joke

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>use slack for work
>people expect you to give thumbs up and thumbs down on comments
>some people use their skintone which counts as a unique emoji
I don't know what options I have to not look racist.
>someone with black skin emotes
>you emote with your skin tone seperate from theirs
racist
>you use the yellow hand instead of your own tone
racist
>you use the white tone
racist

big vagina hands when?
youtube.com/watch?v=CWfyXuHhwBY

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Why did retards start putting identical emoticons just with a different skin into Unicode? Why not keep everything yellow/blue/whatever as it was?

cause the more different we are the more equal we are™

Was it different before?

I would assume lighter skin has a lower unicode code point than darker skin, so should sort "alphabetically" from light to dark?

I think they assumed the original (usually yellow) emoji's represented Caucasians for some retarded reason, then started crying racism.

I don't give a fuck about emoji's, but why do we have thousands of them now and not useful stuff like Fontawesome style icons?

>ireland

now I get why they always prefer flat asses

>The Unicode standard should stop adding everyday objects and people and stuff, and instead start adding fucking brands logos
I wonder who could be behind this post.

This

Aren't the different skin color emojis just produced from a combination of two emojis?
It doesn't take that much extra work if so.

I turned 18 yesterday and my penis is 8.5 long and 6.5 in circumference. Will it keep growing?

>humans are all equal
>the yellow emoji represents emotion of any human being, no matter the race. Which is ok because we're equal, whoever thinks otherwise is a racist.
>BUT
>we should add more skin tones because people are different
>t-this isn't racist! I swear!
Man, they're retarded. It's genuinely more racist to separate emojis into races. Because emojis are supposed to show emotion, not your race or nationality. Except the obvious national emojis which are just generic non-emotion symbols and not emoticons.

>6.5 in circumference

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That just means wite men are earlier in the Unicode sequence ie. First. Blacks have to go to the back of the bus

It's way funnier when you make an array of strings, each containing a random color variation of one emoji, then you run sort() over it and the output goes from whitest to niggerest

Why would I mean the brand icons?
I clearly meant all the icons that are useful in applications.

Instead of "turd" and "small dick" I want "login", "save", "undo", "folder", etc. etc.

No, it starts shrinking once you reach 18. Once you get to 50 it'll be 4.5" long and 3.5" circ

Yeah, I always send the ""folder"" emoji to girls I wanna smash. Shit works wonders when it's the KDE default folder.

1: Apple doesn’t write Unicode
2: it’s an emoji designed as a response to unsolicited dick pics aka what more of Jow Forums send
3: you all are insecure beta virgins anyway

>because of muh feelings
learn how unicode works
learn how '' and '==' operators work with chars

In 50 years time humanity will be so embarrassed by the crap they littered Unicode with and are stuck with for eternity.

Sometimes I forget 90% of Jow Forums can't even code.

>implying humanity we'll be here in 50 years
Even if we are still here I doubt will ever be in a position to give enough brain power to be embarrassed

>I want "login", "save", "undo", "folder"
Literally all available as emojis already.
I tried to post them but 4channel won't let me.

Exsqueeze me sir, I know python, c++ and .net

>have 3"
>starting hrt on the 16th

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>6.5 in circumference
do you use jars as condoms?