Tech Gore

That ass was fat

one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

The actual gore part is using Intel's stock cooler.

This isn't gore. He upgraded his GPU to a MPU (Milk Processing Unit).

what happened, did the cpu tell a good joke or something?

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>he can't digest milk

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cute doggo

>have money for m2
>have money for decent sized GPU
>intel cpu
>stock heatsink
You deserve this

>drink regular milk
>nothing
>drink any kind of flavored milk
>fucking die
I'll never get how this works.

Samefag copypasta

this happened to me too with my laptop. Not waterproof. But it's still works fine.

>flavored "milk"
wtf is that gay shit

kek

>flavored milk
Onions is bad for you.

Maybe you're sensitive to FODMAPs. Flavored milk has more sugars in it.

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that image is legit curses what in the fuck kind of demon possessed whoever soldered that shit?

Free as in freedom GNU/+Card

fucking zoomers.
it's not "gore", it's not fucking cursed, it's how prototypes were made back then.

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>cmon guys, its not cursed, this is just how they sacrificed to their gods!
yeah nice try you fucking techno-devil
OFF to cyberspace with you!

What does it do?

happened to me and my thermaltake case too a decade ago. who the fuck thought a hole on the top of a case is a good idea is beyond stupid

luckily had to replace just the gpu

i always find 30-50 year old men acting like teenagers amusing

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old dell optiplex i shipped to a friend a year or so ago

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This angers me

I actually had a friend who ended up in pretty much this same situation with a bottle of orange Gatorade.

>knocked the open bottle off the corner of his desk
>lands open side down on the top vents
>pours entirely onto his CPU and motherboard

Luckily it survived because of the electrolytes in the Gatorade.

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>could just use ALL OF THAT METAL EVERYWHERE to ground
>uses bucket of dirt instead

lmao

its GROUNDed

what are the dangers of doing this

I still don't get if those earth ones are fun photos or if people are actually that dumb

Thats alot of cum... Jar broke?

Is that milk?

No danger to speak of. It is just messy and most likely rather ineffective.

Don't cry over spilt semen.

that motherfucker did that on purpose

is that somekind of OPL2 soundcard prototype or someshit?

That's a lot of jizz

Don't mind me, I'm just pirating this sound card

russian guy built a soundblaster

Well... Now You'd have to BGA-solder the CPU.

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If you're thinking of doing this use cable ties instead. Much cleaner/easier.

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I dumped coffee through the top vents on my PC. I was quick on the draw and yanked the cord out of the wall and only lost my motherboard.

What is he cooling?

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Nothing, but it has watercooling.

That's the new VMe technology. Volatile Memory Express.

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Oh cool

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I use this. Loopback network interface cards are expensive.

I worked in a place that recycles used corporate electronics and this was non-stop. When you have to remove 200 computers from a setup and no one cares how you can either twist 400 tiny bastards or put on "Running With Scissors" and grab some snippers

what kind of monster would think this is a good idea and have the mental capacity to heatshrink it

They use these kind of cables for all kind of data/device destruction. There's versions for many conncectors

>add ON gold standard double rich chocolate whey to chilled milk
>enjoy
the taste is amazing and you'll get some protein to boot.

>treating the card that served you well like that
desu I would have kept that card forever, it was a beast when it came out

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My brother died this way.

lmao

lol, did they use drywall anchors instead of mounting to the stud?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>implying I don't run BPDU guard on all my edge ports

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shymalan posting

Can this get any better?

This is why i fear open top cases.

>the fan stills dirty

It's generally a poor idea to use your computer case as a cereal bowl.

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R I P P E N

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With that cheap ass Intel stock cooler nothing of value was lost.

CHINKED

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ANUUUU CHIKI BRIKI IRQ 5

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This was an official MSI instruction video at one point.

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