Have you ever used technology to disgruntle someone?

Probably not knowing the autists on g, probably missed a high 5 or something so this guy just gave him a big old dose of depression

yee
he was just a douche and a shit worker

Since thread is low on posts i'll bump with more

>be Navy IT
>part of job is checking emails
>Navy is part of the DOD
>we have, "defense in depth"
>numerous entities protecting our networks from the outside and within
>layers like an oger
>I read everyone's emails
>see about every single person's nudes on the ship
>one day
>there's a really douchey officer
>treats enlisted like shit
>i've had a long day of running the IT's and dealing with my own systems
>I go back aft to buy a fucking soda
>they set darken ship
>I turn off the white lights and set everything to red light
>red light is lower on the electromagnetic spectrum so it travels less distance which makes us more invisible to other ships
>dick officer says some dumb shit
>I comment on how his dick is small and his girlfriend is ugly as fuck and her left tit is a cone shape
>he just walks away since he knows he can get fucked for nudes on DOD networks

many years ago I was seeding a huge stash of movies and tv shows and idk what torrent client I was using on Linux at the time, but I set up a filter so that it banned all the peers that used mac software to connect to my shit.

>be Navy IT
>find cute girls with BFs
>change their account in active directory to disable, "smart card is required to log in"
>set account password
>they are still able to login with their military ID
>I can login with their account's username and the password I set
>find out where the person works
>login to that computer for IT reasons
>ohshit their facebook is logged in to that PC
>block their boyfriend
>facebook is their only way of contacting boyfriend on deployment
>boyfriend thinks he has been blocked
>dumb girl thinks he blocked her
>doesn't think to check if she blocked him
>newly single girl with a thirst

I charge 50$ or if i'm into her i'll rebound

what OS do you use on navy computers?

>what OS do you use on navy computers?
>active directory

which one

>http redirect
>meatspin

Windows 7 for most workstations.

There's a few that are as old as windows 2000 though.

But our servers are mostly Windows Server 2008 R2.

The Navy is slowly transferring over to Windows 10. It's a fuck fest though due to the third party applications.

It's pretty complex.

My ADNS runs on Linux Redhat.

My NIAPS server runs on Windows Server 2003.

My DCGSN is a fuckfest of UNIX/Linux/windows servers.

I could go on forever.

Can confirm, there's a huge push to get everything to Windows 10 to not have to deal with future compatability problems

I used to live in an orphanage and me and this other kid used to mess with this other kid, we memorised the buttons to press on a PS3 controller to go to "turn off system", we then went into his room pretending to talk then I plugged my PS3 controller into his PlayStation so it was tethered to his console then we left. Then I went to my room and started turning his PlayStation off and on constantly while he screamed in the background. eventually he smashed his own controller then came to my room and tried to stab me with some sharp plastic thing

sounds like a comfy job, how did you get into it?

The cyber part of it is a huge deal too.

I can't say much but if the US military and the rest of the world doesn't move to Windows 10 security classifications of networks will be obsolete.

SECRET will be UNCLASS and TS/SCI will be SECRET

I can't say much but the improvement needs to happen now.

>I could go on forever.
Please do, I'm reading

I was a shitty homeschool student who was a literal retard and a NEET.

I didn't know what else to do.

I made a thread on Jow Forums to decide my fate since I was done with life

some dude rolled dubs on joining the Navy

I joined the Navy as an IT which has been a bittersweet experience.

I have built networks from the ground up, operated multi million dollar equipment. I have a security clearance worth 400,000US, and I could continue.

I get out in 78 days. I've already been hired for a 110k a year job for troubleshooting from home.

I am also getting Navy disability which is around 35k untaxed every year for the rest of my life. After I pay off a house i'm going to NEET again and driver uber for extra money.

I definitely recommend joining the military.

I wish I could

But I can't say much

I'm not a fucking military recruiter but if you want knowledge for a 6 figure job and to be woke join the military as an intel rate.

You literally will make over 30k a year for your 4 year contract and when you get out you are set for a job without college debt.

We have a website called IntelLink on the secret/top secret/sci networks.

If you join you can literally be as woke as you want. You can see if any conspiracy theory is true.

But i'm out for the night guys.

>I wish I could
I thought you were gonna tell another story, but that's some sweet info.

Any short horror bedtime story?

what's an intel rate? intelligence specialis?

>If you join you can literally be as woke as you want. You can see if any conspiracy theory is true.

which jew did 9/11 ?

My computer is safe from the monitoring of government entities to an extent but I have to be polygraphed since I currently run a system called TWAVE.

TWAVE is NSANET. It's like the highest of classified + top secret craigslist.

If i'm on the booth for a lie detector test I don't want any reason for my heart to jump a beat especially over Jow Forums. Before any Polygraph test I submit myself to two weeks of American propaganda.

I really want to say no to intelligence specialists(ISs) but ISs don't do shit. On job posting websites they request those fucks for 170k a year to make powerpoint presentations in the middle east. I haven't seen their other job postings. I just sort over 100k for jobs. So yeah if you want to just create powerpoints go IS.

other navy intel rates that have top secret/sci are:

IT(surface)/ITS(subarmarines)/CT(N/T/R/M)/IS/Special forces

you are on the right track brother

thanks for the info man

Hey if you are the guy requesting info to join pls be an IS

i'm so fucking salty every day about those fucks

they literally just make powerpoints and take screenshots of drone images

I haven't been to sea in over a year but they literally show up at 7am an leave at 9am

I show up at 5am and leave at 7pm and at sea I work 18 hour days for them

you'll make more money as an IS if you go to the middle east, or work for the NSA at least

lmao sounds too good to be true. i honestly don't know where my life is heading so i just might. thanks m80

so many fuckfests in the navy?

>top secret craigslist.
does it have escorts and drugs?

>polygraph
well shit. i may or may not have done some questionable shit as a teenager, do they just ask security related questions or does that include some other personal details? because if it's the former i'm fine with it but if it's the latter i'm fucked and i may as well kms at that point

woah
>those digits
mesmerizing

>making it off dubs
We are in the meme timeline