Tfw first kid on the block to upgrade from 56kbps dialup to 500kbps DSL

>tfw first kid on the block to upgrade from 56kbps dialup to 500kbps DSL
Hyper speed engaged

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Yeah, 1996 was a... weird year.

I knew a guy who had ISDN

user get off the computer I need to use the phone.

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I was on dial up until 2006.

sure you did, everyone "knows a guy" that had ISDN

he's a girl now

>56kbps in the late 90s
those days when I had to muffle the modem sound with a shirt when starting the dial up connection at 1am to gather jpeg fap material

He was an xhtml and php coder.

man i remember when my mom found porn in our family computer's browser history and freaked out on us asking who did it. We all denied it and later on they found a virus or some shit and blamed it on that. I was looking at porb.

>Fast forward to 2019
>I live in one of the richest cities in the USA
>Only option available to me is 5/5 Centlink DSL
>1 - 3 Mbit down
>We'll update our infrastructure "soon" :)

Send fucking help.

Same

I did too.

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>tfw dial up till 2008
>moved on to cheap ass 3G usb modem
>2014 our area covered by DSL
>tfw 2016 we got our first 30Mbps fiber
feels good

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Same thing happened to me except my Dad worked network security at a base and had to turn people in who he found browsing porn at work. So I was pretty much fucked.

I like that the kid is using some kind of professional software and his mom is very displeased about it.

>one of the richest cities in the USA
One of the richest cities in the third world is still third world.

I was born in 1995 and remember using my parents AOL account (and eventually my own, they made a kids version) on dial up. The screeching noise of the dial up. The slow progress of the AOL sign in UI. Couldn’t use the home phone while on it. Web pages taking minutes to load.

Then one day in the early 2000s, probably 2001,2002, I came home from school and my dad told me to sign on aol (he upgraded to DSL when I was at school). It almost instantly signed in. I was so excited, i’ll never forget that moment.

step mother worked for SSA
had a T1 line
so much porn

What's the deal with a glass of clear water? I don't get it.

Zoomer confirmed.

>Not drinking water

bet you played runescape, too

>30Mbps
>Fiber

Do Americans really ?

>30Mbps fiber

Why is that transparent thing you wash your shit with in the glass? I don't get it. Is he going to wash something in the glass?

I had ISDN myself. It was absolute crap and very expensive. The speed increase was ridiculously low, it was good for online gaming, though. We were the first to have below 50ms latency and it meant a world of difference. Most people had an average of 150-250ms. Mogging modemfags was extremely easy in any fps. Downloading from P2P apps would still take days.

fast forward to current year+2: I have a fiber that's ridiculously fast.

>only ever use it to browse chans

>500kbps
I remember upgrading from dialup to 128k, shit was crazy fast.

>2019
>still have 500kbps
I'm lucky if it ever gets above 100

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>1.5mbps ADSL
>amazed i can download a movie in the time it takes to watch 1 movie
>unlimited movies after waiting for first