Grown man

t. Autistic honkey

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Nothing more irritating than trying to get some work done and some onions boy zoomer pulling out their nerf gun acting like middle-schoolers.

BITCH IM TRYIN TO WORK!!! I hate working in tech some times .....

>2018
>believing that playing is bad in adulthood
Are you a non-human mammal?

>conform to my living standards

A ping pong table is obligatory in any company that's trying to hide that you're a wageslave.

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All that gimmick stuff is bullshit. It's just designed to make you stay there longer. I get flex hours which and overtime even though I'm salaried. I'd never trade that for a ping pong table or a Nintendo switch in the break room

>humanyze
I've just looked it up and I think don't want to live in this timelyne anymore. It's so degrading that it's absolutely disgusting.

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Dad?

lol that's some shit

>or doing manual labor.
nothing wrong with manual labour. i think op is just a bitter and twisted old boomer faggot that just needs to be put out of his misery and gassed.

every day Im on the computer working from fuckin 9-6pm and whenever I look outside I see the sales and CS group playing fucking ping pong. does anyone work at this office? or am I just getting cucked by spending my working hours working?

sounds like you work for retards and you're getting played more than the ping pong table. sorry, bro.

Loyalty is for suckers, big companies don't care how loyal you are to the company, you're still an at-will employee.
The real sweet spot to wage cucking is to work as little as possible to live a comfortable life in the hours you're not at work.

>wagecucking
grow the fuck up

whats more sad is they play games because they are supposed to play those games, failure to play the games means something is wrong with you and you'll soon be terminated under some bullshit excuse.

someone i knew that worked for zynga showed me some photos inside one of their main headquarters. they had shitloads of gaming crap for employees to play on: pool tables, ping pong, arcade machines, tonnes of hipster shit. this was part of the socialising plan they had to keep employees happy. they over expanded, hired far too many people and wondered why they were haemorrhaging money. then the lay offs came. I've always kind of seen this shit as some kind of trap to catch out the useless employees that don't work that much, though i could be totally wrong about that. kek.

>started a job 2 days ago
>most coworkers play bing bing wahoo machine during downtime
>they asked me if I play
>"I-I-I don't have a switch"
>they organize smash bros tournaments regularly
>vidya is part of their normal social functions
Fuck that noise I'm not buying a console to fit in.

>No pastel coloured walls
>No ball pit
Ugh...yikes..Toxic CIS clanker straight white male scum oppressing the people once again

Give me one reason not to make penis jokes at work?

I usually prefer "ur mom" jokes most of the times though.

This seems about the last place on earth I'd want to relax and have a chill time at

>humanyze
>de-humanizes

>tells grown men to grow the fuck up
huh

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Are you more of a /pcmr/guy?

Dad?

Dad?

>9-6pm
hope you are getting paided well or it might be time for a new job

>be an useful
that pajeenglish though

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middle aged blue collar workers make fart and dick jokes constantly during work.

>when nobody but the engineers know there's a ping pong table in the building
>that engineer from an old soviet country that comes in and kicks everybody's ass even though he's got the posture of an orangutan

>waste time and energy on childish games that "soften" your attitude and make you more docile to management.

imagine being a fat, disgusting slob like OP and not being able to play fucking ping-pong for half an hour during break

>. I've always kind of seen this shit as some kind of trap to catch out the useless employees that don't work that much, though i could be totally wrong about that. kek.

It's a bit of both. If you actually use all of the shit from *time to time* with your co-workers it's a "culture fit"

If you never use it because you don't want to be associated with ultimate Frisbee playing MIT alumni who get 0 pussy you're too much of a "bro" and don't fit in with the culture

If you have any Chad in you at all get the fuck out of tech and go into finance, or at least a bizdev role.

They have that because they don't have lives outside their work. People who work for Google and other SV companies are expected to put in 10+ hour days. Socialising, which should happen outside of work, happens at work. That's why they have bars, restaurants, gyms, movie rooms, etc.

Stupid zoomers look at the Google workplace and think "wow cool!" People with some life experience see it for what it is, a corporation controlling your life. It's the 21st century company store. 16 tons...

On the flip side, a lot of those tech workers *need* that forced socialization cause they'd be completely lost without it

A generation of high achieving stressed autistic STEM grads who wear clear framed glasses. Don't pretend like all that's keeping them back from having lives are decent hours.

I don't agree that any socialization is healthier than none though. I'm a fairly social person but i'd take no socialization over a typical school-style forced association.

>all these ""men"" who work in offices

Oh I sure hope you don't get carpel tunnel, so brave, thanks for your service

Why don't they just go ahead and build fucking dorms already then. The cost of living in the valley is insane, and new employees could save tons of money by living on campus.

I don't even work in tech and every other job touts "perks" such as game rooms, snacks, a laid back attitude, etc. It all sounds good until you think for a second and realize game rooms and snacks cost the company pennies when spread across all their employees and don't make up for overwork and low pay and the laid back attitude is a blatant lie. I can't escape it when job hunting. Is there anything the tech industry hasn't ruined?

Tech industry pioneered lower dress standards among professionals. I worked at a place where i wore sandals, board shorts and t-shirt to work every day, was pretty comfy.

Dad?

>16 tons
what did he mean by this

Lol they are already.

Dad? What are you doing on 4channel?

Lower dress standards fucking sucks. You look like a perpetual man baby in flip flops and shorts.

Invest in some nice suits and shoes you fucking nerd. You're not 12.

>wake up
>go to work
>go to the gym
>work on side project to break free of wagecuckism
>go to sleep
>repeat

>have company
>Hire a bunch of people
>Fire the ones that play in the game room
Manchild filter

you’re right, they should be out there dying for Israel like real men!

uninformed retard alert

don't fool yourself, self employment is still wagecuckery

>wearing a suit and dressing up just to sit in a fucking cubicle/office all day and not interact with anyone

This is the dumbest shit I've read all day.

Sounds like you should wear a suit and interact with people all day. Get social skills and a better job.

This.

If you're not living like this you're practically a manchild soyb0y
youtu.be/qFeKOrU7W0k

Any google engineer works on hard and interesting engineering problems all day. You wouldn't be able to hack it, ping pong table or no ping pong table.

>If you're not consuming you're not living, goy!
If someone has fun working on side projects then they're fine. Living how you want with the side effect of being productive is virtuous.

>me chad, me cant work with nonchads without cringing
This attitude is very tryhard and nonchad ironically enough

Fuck off dad, that's the destiny you choose.

You fuckin losers grow out of your archaic mentality on work and adulthood.
> durr it's impossible to be a productive contributor to society whilst also enjoying ones time

Why? I don't care about what women think, so why should I wear a suit?

>played ping pong competitively in HS
>Boss is a huge egotistical narcissist
>Challenges me to a game
>Best him easily
>He gets really mad
>Every fucking day makes me play for 2-3 hours with him
>Just start letting him win after a while
>He gets mad at that
I dunno what to do, I've started avoiding him and working on a laptop in some other area of the office but I am afraid he'll find me.

Nobody cares about your rigid class structures. People work better in a more relaxed environment without all the fake bullshit.

>paided
lol. This shouldnt be as funny as it is.

Keep beating his ass. Sheesh.

You sound really insecure with yourself.

Yep, because being a passive faggot who just works and then watches TV while doing drugs to distance yourself from reality is really the peak of freedom, not submission at its finest.

Don't forget complaining about things and making cynical posts on Jow Forums. Yeah, big winner

In the SS we had to dig our own holes or be squished by advancing tanks, lets see those soibois do that

Resting your eyes and mind while strengthen your body. Fuck off neckbeard fat piece of shit

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>You look like a perpetual man baby in flip flops and shorts.
So? If you do use suits on places with lower dress standards, you'll be the weird one, the tryhard, and no one will take you serious.

Sour grapes much bro?

Hahahahaha hit dogs always holler.

All you buttmad software engineers are beta as fuck you'll never know what it's like being a finance Chad making double your salary and getting your dick sucked by models.

Tech hubs are filled with sjws and shit gender ratios, if you faggots even believe in gender anymore.

>Hurr Durr flip flops work life balance that shit doesn't matter man side projects and fufillment

You work to make money. You use money to make more money and be a boss. That's the way of the world today. Go on and find meaning scripting porn scrapers and collecting anime figurines you fucking weenie basedboy tech cucks.

Found the California liberal with stickers on his laptop

Programming is a depressing job. Can you blame them

Yeah I'm sure finance Chads are spending their 12:00 pm lunchbreak in NYC to make aspirational posts like yours desperately trying to convince yourself you're alpha

>no fun allowed!
>how dare people socialize with one another in a casual, relaxed manner!
Oh, look, another clueless angry autist thread.

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>82 replies
>Jow Forums gets triggered to oblivion

Any job is depressing if you don't enjoy it. If you're a senior engineer implementing ground breaking new features and sitting the bar in the industry, I can't imagine that being depressing.

How many pockets do your shorts have?

It'd be depressing if your compensation doesn't include equity. If you're just getting thrown chump change 150k all in you might as well kys

Sounds comfy but needs a hostile environment to bring people together
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I'm not even american lmao

Bing bing wahoo machine is pretty fun tho. Got one for my younger brother with smash and Mario kart for Christmas, now I want my own

Want to know how I know you don't work in finance? Because you're acting like work life balance exists in finance.

Those guys do 80 hours a week on the regular at bulge bracket banks, makes tech look easy.

These NEET LARPs keep getting longer and longer. You might want to take a break from daylong shitposting and clear the piss bottles every once in a while bud.

I would imagine it being depressing because you'd just have that much more on your plate.

>Shit skin

Opinion discarded

Half of those 80 hours are a joke

And life is way easier post-mba

Git gud

gaymes

>norway
>shit skin
lmaoing at your mutts. Enjoy your 56% while you still have it, because projections aren't looking good.

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