Happy T-Thanksgiving, Anonymous! Or f-for international Anons, happy T-turkey day!

F-For today's turkey dish I've got something so simple you c-can't possibly fuck it up, but you will anyways

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MOOOOODS I'VE BEEN REPORTING THIS SPIC FOR 3 HOURS SHUT HIM DOWN

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Nah

I am w-whats I ams d-dear

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OBSESSED

Happy Thanksgiving from me too, Jow Forums !

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ohh, woke up just in time for cooking thread
lucky me

how does the rdogs dick taste lmao

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W-welcome my friend!

For today's s-side we are having homemade smashed garlic potaoes!
This dish was s-super simple and really delicious t-to make

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There I've made sure to make an extra simple guide for barbies like you!

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As you c-can see, I was as dry as a d-desert dear

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SUCK IT FAGGOT

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cook a turkey dude

>I'm as dry as a desert

I don't get it, are you trying to be ironic

>friend
aaand i'm out

hey memeboi

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>I am w-whats I ams d-dear

lies you cant resist his dank ass jawline

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who lmao

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I'm g-getting to that

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N-not likely

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What is wrong with everyone itt?

you could use a vpn to hide your flag but perhaps your overwhelming faggotry would still blow your cover

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stop pretending you aren't gay you filthy jewish tranny

N-nothing wrong with me dear

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N-Next, you'll need 1/4c of Italian breadcrumbs.
P-put them into the bowl.
Do it.

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>being this bad at lying

L-low quality bait, try again d-dear, you can do better.

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Yay I made it home in time. Can I use almond flour in place of panko, or should I just throw caution to the winds and give thanks for all the good things in my life?!

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You c-can probably use almond flour if it is gritty, b-but live a little

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>implying I'm posting bait and not the truth

Has anyone tried fried turkey before

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Reminder that Memeboi masturbates to MLP and is still in highschool

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It's p-pretty good

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Does every thread of yours go like this?

Tranny

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D-depends on the year

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Spam gore pussy

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знaйтe, чтo мы нe вынocим пeдики

prove it you're a biological female.

I must be missing something here. Anyway, have fun.

It's time to shut bitches and haters down... Love Alice ! She's trying to help you

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start by not posting thumbnails

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Gee Jow Forums, don't you even take holidays?

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come back you've got to tell me if my russian is still shit!

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See alice tan this is why you should stick to /b/
love ya btw

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get to the turkey dude

No

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Yeah, /b/ is m-much less toxic.
But Jow Forums has its own f-flavor

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because every day is a holiday for us losers

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You messed it up a bit, but one can get the general idea of the post.

very edgy

I've b-been posting these for nearly a decade n-now dear

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can i see more?

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Have you been a tranny for a decade or is that new, "alice"A

You on the left

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Now it's time to add in the g-garlic! Take 1TSP of garlic p-powder and add it to the bowl~
I l-love garlic, use it w-with every meal! Good f-for you and t-tastes great!

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No, its not you, its just the general atmosphere of the thread. Looks like there is some kind of community that has known each other for quite some time. Feels a bit weird, never mind.

this is now an el caudillo de Jow Forums video discussion thread
youtube.com/watch?v=thEIw3bsB6Q

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But these guys put in SO MUCH WORK being angry and autistic all year round! They deserve a day off!

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daily reminder that south italy is the mississipi of europe

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Trying way too hard

H-how do you know what Mississippi is like?

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I DEFY ORDER AND DEMAND TURKEY

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I'm g-getting to it, dear

For our next s-spice, we are going to add in some paprika.
The smokey flavor r-really brings out the garlic taste

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bruh... look at this dude..... uhju uhju wait till you see the ph- uhhujuJUJUJUUU NO NO NO NO ohhhHOHOo ohh uhhuhhuhh EATJAHWQUIEHQWIUOHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA AAA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAAA LOOK AT HIS LIPS HASJHJDHWRUI

i'm sorry i gotta do dis to you...

y'all know what he looks like

hhHAAAAAH hhHHHHAHAHAGSJKDDHHHKD

DhHAHAHAHHA

hUHuH loord forgive me she look like the mouse from cat-dog hhHHhHHAHAHhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHnsHE LOOK LIKE WOLVERINE hEHEHAHHAHHAHA

UUUHHHhH he look like the uh,, dude from Glee hHHAAAHHHHHHH *LOUD WHEEZE* HAHAHAAHH AHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH AHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH

HE LOOK LIKE SAM SMITH AAAHHHAHAHHAHAHHH

bOOOI YO FOREHEAD LOOK LIKE A STACK OF BUCKWHEAT PANCAKES hHAAHHAAAAAAAAAHHahahH

HAHAHHAHHAHH ooOOH HHAHAHH,, you look like a jumba from Mario and Luigi Movie hhHAHAHAHHHHH bOOI YA head look like rabbit shit hhhHHHAHHAHHAHH,,

bowlinbHAH LOOK AT THE SHINEHSJLKHHHAHAH\

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You've got to have some empathy, it's their only lifeline!
Google killer bots' cameras

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I'll go with the panko! That is the greatest little cart; I never cease to marvel at its utility.

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Does your fake pussy also have a smokey flavor?

Yeah k i'm from north

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V-very awesome, highly r-recommend the cart

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Hey, it's ya boi, you probably don't remember me and it's probably for the better.
I'm just gonna go ahead and vent, because why not? If I have the opportunity I might as well cease it.
So, my great friend of 3 years wrote me today, because she had a problem (some minor stuff I won't bother going into) and that minor inconvenience which she could've solved by not letting her dignity dictate her choices, pushed her over and practically told me that she had felt helpless. She told me the she had an optimistic out look on life and she was always like "ok, I flunked this, but better luck next time", but she grew tired of it. She sees her life as a big problem. Apparently, she's had a rough couple of months/years.
I feel like a total dickhead, because I tried to help her, I tried motivating her. I told her that maybe she's looking at solving her problems at a wrong angle. I wouldn't like to say that I said the "cliché" and the "generic" stuff, but I pretty much did, now that I think about it. I tried encouraging her to do what she feels is right and what she's talented in. I really do wish the best for her, but I don't know what I can do/say more to her.
I feel like I've said everything I could've said, I probably explained myself poorly here, but I really do wish her the best and I just don't want to lose her. It's not a crisis/emergency situation thankfully, however she's shown suicidal tendencies at times and it really scared me.
I, I just don't know. Thanks for reading me or whatever, I'm tired.

Based Italianon

Now we are going to add 1/4TSP of ground black pepepr to the bowl for our mix~
Shouldn't h-have to tell you what pepper is f-for...

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reported

the booze, craig, don't forget to death

prove it

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I'm so bloody tired i read it as "bepper"

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I r-remember you dear! The lovely Hungarian, y-yes?

Dear, you did good! That's the right things to say. Maybe it won't sink in this SECOND, but that sort of stuff WILL kick in. As someone who battles depression every day, that helps. Even if it doesn't seem like it does right now. Keep at it.

She's lucky to have such a good supporter

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>the booze, craig, don't forget to death
>from the country with the highest average iq

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I'm not the one who lives exclusively to take it in the ass from the guy around the corner after all

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youtube.com/watch?v=9rUDleWHAA4&t=11s
poof raffizle does it again

and i meant drink yourself to death

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Now you're going to whisk your d-dry ingredients together so our crust is evenly flavored with all of our spices

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>fag from kpop country calling someone else a fag

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I'm using a VPN sherlock

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Wow, damn. I wouldn't have thought you'd remember me, haha. I still haven't gotten around CBT, however my general outlook on life has gotten better and I'm (mostly) a happy camper. Once I realized that mood is circumstantial and that being with the right people helps in a major way, things just have gotten better. Still, thank you very much, for the times you've helped me out personally, I know you probably hear this a lot, but you've helped me a ton.

Anyways, back to her. Yeah, I guess, I really do hope so, she had "episodes' (if I can call them that) like this previously and she said that I'm one of the people she can rely on to pull her out of that dark place, which makes me feel really good. I know what it feels like, I can only assume what it might feel like to her and I try my best to help her.

Thank you for your kind words, Alice. I wish you all the best!

>mix it with love
What are you using, your "womanly" semen?

show bussy pls

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