Obsfucate code

>obsfucate code
>write no comments or documentation

Why doesn't everyone do this? It's the best form of job security

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>make program
>company uses it for 20 years
>a major security vulnerability is found with it
>"fix your old code faggot! "
>HowDoesThisWorkAgain.jpg

>he writes insecure code
lol lrn2program

>compile using nothing but mov

>make code
>company uses it for 20 years
>retire
>:^)

Because this is Jow Forums and no one here has a job. Retard.

>write code that has several flaws
>vulnerability gets discovered
>company pays me to fix it
lol lrn2program

because we have code review and anyone who does this will get fired

>staying at a company for 20 years
You should be retired before then

>Code review
I’ve worked at three engineering companies and this was never done.

Surprising desu. What do you work at microsoft?

>*block the bad code*
hehe

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1.) They'll fire you anyway. You aren't securing your job, just making it hell on the guy who comes after you.
2.) switching jobs is the only way to get a raise these days, so you'll be wanting to do that anyway from time to time.

if you write obsfuscate code with no comments or documentation to me, you are fired immediately

I don't work for fat weebs, though.

*pushes to master silently after promising i'll refactor in my code review*
nothing personnel bub

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>thinking nobody ever tried or thought of security through obscurity

the fucking state of you

Not only are you fired, but you are also sued.
Also your boss will make sure nobody ever hires you again.
Good job user.

The fuck is wrong with Australia? Does the sun just bake that island the whole summer or something?

Based

>Not only are you fired, but you are also sued.
land of the free
lmfao

>Write code
>Run through obuscator
>Push obfuscated code to master
>Keep source on local machine

Do you guys even job security?

What kind of inefficient mess of a company do you guys work at where people's jobs are to twiddle their thumbs and look over other people's work? Here you get a task and no one cares how it's done if it solves the problem