**itt**: yellow stone just erupted
**itt**: yellow stone just erupted
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Implying anyone cares about flyover states.
Trump blames Obama personally for this disaster.
WTF ITS REAL, YELLOWSTONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Yellowstone here, AMA
entire country destroyed
If I took off the mask would you die?
the Mormons are well equipped for such an event. they will have the highest concentration of survivors despite being close to the epicenter.
CHAT WE FORGOT monkaW
mfw Fl posting
New batch of Californians moved to Laramie.
It would be extremely painful
More proof that /tv/ and /pol/ are one
Why did this make me kek?
Obama would have blamed it on Bush so it's only fair.
GOD DAMNIT I'M OUTTA HERE1111
Well, there goes white people's last hope. Funny how this is what triggers our Fermi paradox.
goodbye anons I think I'll just shoot myself instead of choking on the ashes
Idahofag here. It'd probably be a quick death, and if not I could die providing emergency response to the locals.
As far as dying goes, it's not too shabby.
Fuck off, I've never been to /tv/, I have been to /b/, and that's where I used to fuck around, until the spiderman trolling against the degeneracy stopped.
I want my house of tards back as it was, dammit, and if I have to kill the Jews for it, so be it.
It's not. I'm in Wyoming. There would be air raid sirens if there was.
Unlikely to be a quick death
Bush leave Obama failing economy
Obama fixes it, blames Bush
Obama leaves thriving economy
Trump helps the rich, blames Obama for... ?
She has been very active seismically lately, also around the caldera. Remember that fissure that opened south of the crater this year? I hope she erupts during the grand solar minima, seems like our best chances.
Fake news. I'm going to fly over your house momentarily
Underrated proper response
There would be no American flags in the thread. Europoors would celebrate for about twenty minutes until Israel realizes what happened and nukes half the planet to let everyone know who the new boss is. Then it would just be memeflags and Africa celebrating.
the *itt* implies hypothesis
dis r ploticlics
Flyover states could disappear overnight and no one would notice.
I'm in the blue. More than just ash is coming my way.
Ice age when?
Save the people of Utah and Montana. the rest burn.
Looks like my house and car would be covered in 3cm of ash. Lots of trees and plants would die, but I'd make it.
I would make a joke about you presuming you’d live but tbqh I think you’ll be safe in Israel.
that's exactly what a volcano would say
fuck off VIDF. remove flag
I love that show, too bad it's started dragging it's feet in the third season.
I hope they bring back the life to it in the fourth.
larper with memeflag.
the ground is rattling here in casper.
birds flying at night...dogs howling...moon weeping blood...deer and antelope scattering in panic.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how fake and gay is this happening??
Itt: op is a lying faggot
Dr. Pavel, I'm Fallout
your best bet would be finding a structure that can withstand the weight of volcanic ash on it's roof. possibly a commercial high rise building. then finding some way to screen the air so your lungs don't fill with particulate matter and cause you suffocate while sleeping. the layer of ash will be so thicc that cannibalism wont even be an option since everything will be buried.
its fine in missoula
Until there wasn’t any fucking food.
this is okay nigger
As long as I see a thread and shitpost before it burns me alive
Ok, lol. There are easier ways to die.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Easy isn't fun, I want to get down to skin and bones with no energy, forced to kill my dog for food
Make sure to die in a funny jojo pose so that future archeologists will be puzzled when they make a plaster cast of your body.
What a silly question to ash.
I'll be here all night folks.
Don't worry I got this. Dick in my right hand, huge dragon dildo in my left and a glass bottle up my ass so they gotta be meticulous and shit
pic related, future me
fuck me I need more alcohol
haha awesome, be sure to seal a note inside the bottle.
Based and kekpilled
Seems legit, have a (you) and whisky on me, lad.
You'd whine like a bitch til' you quietly left existence.
What would the response even be if it was determined an eruption was imminent within 10 years? There is really nothing that could save the country from descending in chaos.
everyone in the country would have to relocate to the east coast
vast majority of crops and livestock decimated lead to food shortages
planes unable to fly due to ash
air/water quality completely fucked
no way in hell the government would be able to maintain order
Checked. Vaults it is.
Like.. 2 or 3 of them..
I'm already living on 500 calories a day if even that for 3 years now. I have chronic fatigue from a degenerative disease. I will gladly go into oblivion with a smile faggot. Got no family, killed my uncle this winter, I hope I fucking die soon
You can laugh at the fly over states all you want but at the end of the day we both still live in New Jersey senpai
Unironically, are you a skeleton?
Im personally waiting to see another la quake. That should be nice
didn't clean penis
gotta evacuate FAST
wait, you killed your uncle?
Yellowstone just flew over my house.
no most of my caloric intake is protein. I get a deer once or twice a year and live on that, rarely some elk. I just would rather put the money into my house for when I leave it to someone. Paid off and I'm 22, no idea who it's gonna get left to
implying commiefornians can eat without flyover states
tfw the second best region for whites to live finna die on some nature shit
did someone tell obama's HUD while they were sending refugees to these parts of the country?
Lol 22, starving himself to death, worried about who he is going to leave his shit to when he dies. Get the fuck outta the house and eat a meal skeletor.
Glad I'm here in NY
Grandpa who was the only father I ever had, passed a couple months prior. Had to spoon feed him and watch him get down to real skeleton type shit, had to lift him up...got so bad I would walk in and he's sitting on the side of the bed pissing into a trash can. Uncle decides to break into my house and start kicking my dog and shattered windows, my dog was fucking puddling blood everywhere I'm so happy she's okay, only thing I care about on this rock anymore. Shot my uncle through the gut and he bled out across the field screaming help me all my neighbors heard, fucked up man. Been having nightmares every night almost about death. I also predicted where he would break in a year prior, and the night before I swapped all the FMJ rounds in my rifle to hollow points as if I was being guided, among other creepy shit. God wants me alive..for now.
thats a pretty fucked up situation
You'd be out of food in a matter of days.
I would definitely cross some people off my list before I go down.
meh I'm like 175 at 5'11, what the fuck do I care about food user? I'm just surviving at this point, enough food to function and I'm happy. When we die it's not like anyone will remember us, let alone "man that kid was too skinny" kek what the fuck will I care I'll be dead
it's life user, shits been happening for thousands of years. Anyone that thinks you can kill someone and it not affect you is full of shit, you're fine for a month or two and then the nightmares hit and the blood pressure you can't even drive because you can't focus for shit.
175 at 5'11 is actually a pretty good weight.
Fuck, you alright, user?
That's a great impression of a Democrat npc, have a (You)
What's the barcode on those?
500 calories a day
something doesn't add up. That's in the end of the healthy weight range. You should be a literal skeleton at most 120 elbees. I eat way more than 500 and I'm 125 at 5'8
Thanks to landscaping for a living and maintaining an acre of hills on my own property, plus working as much as I can. Age helps too. Lean venison/elk keeps you bulked ez af.
True story user. He woke me up in the morning, trying to break into my garage but I was working on the motor and he even knew that yet still tried. I heard ERRRRRRRRRR ERRRRRRRRR and it woke me up, his hands were covered in blood from punching out the windows to the garage. We looked at each other and he looked possessed, so pissed and angry. I asked him what the fuck was his problem and he suddenly smiled like he knew he had to put on an act. He then came around to the padio, smashed out the glass door, saw me with the rifle and grabbed a trash can from outside thinking it would protect him. Put a round through the trash can and he looked at me like I brought him out of his psychotic break for a second before he took off running and hopping a neighbors fence yelling for help. I was still in briefs holding the rifle on the phone with 911, took me until a few minutes the police arrived to even realize I need to put pants on as its the middle of winter, hell I still had the rifle in my hand all that time and could have easily been shot. They detained me for a few hours and put me in a cruiser with the radio still on... heard them say they found a man lying with a GSW and still didn't think anything of it. They didn't even tell me he was dead until I was at headquarters for questioning with the live video/mic rolling on me.
I was being melodramatic obviously. It's not 500 every day but quite a few days it is. My appetite is kinda coming back, but if you eat nothing but lean meat you'll be alright on muscle mass. Luckily have a few friends that drop me off chops/steak when they get extra deer.
When did this happen?
Before your grandpa died or more recently?
i am out i have always made fun of the prepers and now a wall of rock is coming down on me. BYE
Grandpa died last fall. This happened a few months later (this year).
this has me rethinking my potential move to colorado. a little.
If this actually happened the entire world could be fucked, potentially starting another ice age.
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Fuck that makes me hard. Imagine yellowstone going off as we go into the Eddy Grand Solar Minimum currently. First time in human history a GSM is happening with a seven fold increase in population.
but but but globull warming!!!1!
Tried to find the news story on this, couldn't with the details given.
Guess I am not CSI material after all.
Yo my sister lives there
Nigger I live in SLC, shut up
Heh faggot I live off a boiled egg and vitamins
Nice actually, I don't stray from the truth I just make sure I'm a little cryptic on some details. Not that I would care but there are always people more autistic than ourselves. And I missed your other post, yeah I'm alright actually, my faith in god is renewed completely, I'm praying more frequently than I ever have in my life. Super fucking jaded though, not even gonna consider dating while I still have a thousand yard stare thing going on. Memory lapses, someone will ask me to do something and it's like they never asked. I'll be talking to friends and it's like I'm not even there, completely disassociated from reality, everything feels like a movie anymore
YELLOWSTONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WAT THE FUCC
If Yellowstone goes tits up there's always Jellystone...
Same, reality doesn't feel real anymore.
People don't act like they did to each other as I remember they did when I was a kid.
Community was a thing in my home town, now it's disappearing fast.
But, hey, at least all the people are dying their hair brightly to attract attention, for when they don't really want it, right?
Read the light novels theyre literally x100 better than the anime
Oh no poor poor California
Would anyone still be able to post on Jow Forums if yellowstone actually erupted?
I hear ya, you're definitely not a alone man. Since social media life as I knew it died. I can't fucking believe how fast it happened too, which is probably intentional as in reality this tech has been in military hands for decades. Almost alien when I think about how fast they got us all connected with biometric/gps/etc data. AI developing as rapidly as it is, the UN actually getting a shot at their sustainable development agenda thanks to the GSM, 9/11 is all making sense now as far as destroying privacy but also displacing all the migrants for their Global Compact agenda. God help us.
I got a fucking pic of it all the way from here
For a day or two before the ash cloud blocks all the sun in cali and the servers powered by solar power and wind turbines useless. Volcanic ash completely shits on turbines with all the moving parts
My one regret is I never got to experience Japanese pussy.
All I wanted in life was some 3D anime. I could have died fulfilled and happy.
No point in being a prepper 'cause I'm a type 1 diabetic.
If civilization fails, I'm fucked. Insulin is perishable, you can't stockpile it.
I miss my /b/ros :(
Good thing I'm a Florida Man
So, Flyoverland and the West Coast suffocate while the East and South barely get licked? Sounds like a win-win to me.
that gun at the bottom
ill be in the orange area. im ready to fight zombies
Wouldn't the people figure out a way to make a reliable somewhat infinite energy source that won't fuck us up in an event like the yellowstone eruption?
Hey guys Wyoming just flew over my house. This is not a drill
entire country destroyed
more like mass extinction event with the entire planet fucked for a couple years
It's called coal.
*begins harvesting/pol/ dahta for CIA info book*
Wish you are alright, I love you (as long as you are not a Jew).
Your stomach does.
THIS IS AWESOME
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE CHAN!
You do realise that if yellowstone erupted almost the whole fucking world would be fucked. This is fake. If something like this was happening it would be everywhere right now
If you unironically use the term
You might be dumber than people who say the got redpilled because of gamergate
My pic related is why these people are retarded. This pic related is what all the "Important" states look like
gave me a genuine kek
Your trips have confirmed nj is the shittiest place to live in US
thick cloud of ashes
Not so flyover anymore.
Finally. Sure took long enough.
In reality it would be the other way around.
I love liberal projection so much. It makes it much easier to find the truth about things. Half the time you can just go with the opposite of what liberals say, and you will be right.
Blasted and yellowpilled.
FYI there is no saving anyone, half of America is wiped out, the rest of the world starves to death over the next 10 years.
trips noticed by double double
NJ shithole confirmed.
Obama says the economy takes a while to heal itself
Trump is taking his accomplishments
It's impossible for Obama to be riding off the coat tails of bush
The reality is they were both Globalist retards that had no interest in helping our economy aside from lining their own pickets. Trump is responsible for comsumer confidence coming back. The President doesn't have nearly as much to do with the economy as people seem to think.
Living in New sicily
mfw "flyover" states keep their food production in-state to feed their own citizens due to ash cloud fucking with crops
mfw east coast starves to death.