>user, I heard you're good with computers. So could y-

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I have the perfect excuse, as a profeasional in the field:

“I do that all day at work, its not what I want to do in my time off. You’re an X, I dont ask you to do Y for me.”

That's neat but most will probably think you're being an ass

I wouldn't mind this if people were actually willing to pay me a fair fucking wage and not act like they're the experts even though they came to me for help.

>AOC posting
>>Jow Forums

>it's just over here...
shows you an ancient Apple Mac

savage

This is why people don't like you.

>oh well I don't know who told you that, I am actually terrible with computers!

>69731229
>attempting to condescend as a tripfag

Jesus, I fucked up yesterday when making a thread. Didn't even notice it. Deleting it now.

For me if it's small or it's someone I like I will usually do it, doing things for the people who matter in your life even if those things are a bit dumb will do you good in the long run. For random, I usually say a politer version of

Well depends. If it's some really ancient machine it actually could be fun.

thats not tripfagging

>Her: "user, could you look at my laptop for me? Its not starting."
>Me: "Sure."
Turn laptop on, it starts perfectly.
>Me: "It's starting, look."
>Her: "Yeah, but its not starting properly."
>Me: "What do you mean? Its booted into Windows, its working?"
>Her: "Nevermind, you give it back, I'll ask someone else."

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oh shit, that happened to me too

>I will usually do it
well that's how things get worse

>Her: user can you help me do X
>Me: Sure do Y
>Me: Did that work?
>Me: Please respond

This shit is why Hitler gas people

Sure, want to grab a beer or two later?

>them: hey user *thing* isnt working can you take a look at it?
>me: uh sure
>*turn on thing and do literally nothing else*
>me: uh whats wrong with it
>them: wow it works thanks user you are really good with this stuff
fucking what
one of my teachers in high school followed some weird magic religion and seemed legitimately convinced that i was some kind of, in her words, "techromancer"

but user you're so good with computer it will take you five seconds pleeeeease I thought you were my friend

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>Hey user, could you finish some exercises in Excel for me? I'll mail them to you
>Oh it's not actually for me, it's for some student girls

>I thought you were my friend

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