Captain Marvel 90s website

This is Captain Marvel’s new website, thoughts?

marvel.com/captainmarvel

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none, i can't load it

>still uses javashit
>won't even load on a 2000s browser let alone a 90s browser that doesn't handle SSL
gay

i don't read comics, but isn't captain marvel supposed to be a man?

no, that was a similar hero before her called MarvEHL

that was cringe and didn't capture the essence of a website in the 90s

My thoughts exactly. It would have been cool if it was actually a 90s website.

It seems to require JavaScript just to actually load the fucking content for some reason, why...

This is epic. Hella nostalgia bro.

>create a simple html page
>in fucking JS

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I guess 90s revivalism is the new thing now.

I saw it coming. I just didn't predict it would be like clockwork. There's a theory that it takes roughly 30 years for this stuff to go cyclical, and the year is 2019

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to be honest it's pretty cool
I mean at least someone put some thought into it

what's captain marvel? some zoomer shit? give me the quick rundown

Some Boomer capeshit that is now some Zoomer capeshit.

that black chick is so ugly
looks like a dude in drag

>what's captain marvel?
>'wow bros look how cool I am, I live like Ted, totally off the grid!'
fucking loser. Do you not have friends, do you not go out in public? Bet you're a loonix user who jerks off to Stallman daily.

It has no relevance whatsoever to the film.

The movie takes place in the 90s.

It's called marketing you total aspie.

So it does

But do the comics?
For what purpose is this happening?

Millenial redditors and their fucking fascination for time periods that weren't even that long ago.
It's just there. For no reason

When is 00s revivalism going to happen and we have Gen Z hipsters walking around with soul patches wearing Ed Hardy and listening to nu-metal under the pretense of "irony"

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Awesome, love it man!

Actual 90's websites though barely render on modern browsers. Marquee and Blink tags are dead for example.

I don't remember 90's websites doing that.

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kek

will always be captain marvel to me.

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How out of the loop are you faggot? 90s has been "in" for the last 6 or 7 years.

Captian america took place in the 40s, they didnt carpet bomb europe to promote it, why are they doing this gay shit for a fucking chickflick?

This website doesn't even have a proper tld... It's just using a free masking service.

Not only that, but the website looks like it's designed to play audio, but it doesn't. Even for an HTML5-rendered website trying to imitate HTML 3.2, it sucks.

That's the 80s
You zoomer with no comprehension of the world before 9/11

Everything else works fine though. At worst you get to see what a mistake designing everything for fixed 640x480 was.

25kb of css. Not good, but still an improvement over modern websites

cool

it begins....retro tech becomes self-aware

cringe

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It's a 2019 site pretending to be 90s site

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>marvel.com/captainmarvel
What the fuck is this cancer? I'm old enough to remember what 90's sites were like, and while it looks like it came from that era, a real 90's site wouldn't have fucking gifs getting spammed all over the fucking place popping out of all the corners. It's basically what a fucking dumb retarded zoomer thinks a 90's site would be like.

Only normie trash watches capeshit blockbusters. The elite watch nothing but anime and DW Griffith films.

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DUDE IRONIC NOSTALGIA LMAO #childhood #rememberthis #90s #90skid #iama90skid #oldinternet #dailup #rememberwhen #nostalgia #goodoldays #90sareback #childhoodmemories #nostalgia

you have a point. the english in this website is too coherent

Billy batson uses the magic word shazam to become captain marvel

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well, they know how to appeal to zoomers

Ancient movie site from the 90s are a blast to "excavate", as it were. Like the one for "The Craft" as examined here: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/deadsites-the-craft-movie/

Just go on archive.org and see what you can find - truly the ruins of a lost civilization called "teh 90's"

holy mother of fuck, 15,434KiB!
that'd take close to an HOUR to download on a typical 56k connection

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Flanderisation

>not making the trailer a 5 MB heavily compressed and shitty 7fps QuickTime video

Missed opportunity.

You can see anachronisms in it such as the use of twitter style @usernames and HTML5 video player.

because you didn't have adblock. in 90's everything was filled with ads, especially hentai/porn ads and they were literally everywhere

Geocities, Angelfire, Tripod or whatever else definitely had ads.

It doesn't work because the photos and movies are too high definition. Needs more jpg artifacts and quicktime.

Member webrings?

not a 90s website
look
now fuck off cunt

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Marvel wants their own Wonder Woman but forgets they chose a character with a shit load of baggage. I can't remember if it was Byrne or Claremont.

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