>Be me.
>Work helpdesk.
Helpdesk stories
Zachary Campbell
Jason Ramirez
Oh so ur one of those sheepish cucks that thinks there actually is hope in the american financial system. Keep dreaming punk
Levi Torres
>be helpdesk
>receive support ticket
>wait 5 minutes
>mark ticket as resolved
Cameron Cruz
>Higher up manager in company has wife.
>Wife works part time remote/at secondary company office.
>Be Windows shop.
>She has Mac.
>Has to use x application via RDP to do job.
>Set her up with RDP for x application, verify it works.
>2 months pass.
>MY APPLICATION DOESN'T WORK.
>Teamviewer in and start application.
>It works.
>Credentials all saved from when I configured it.
>User thanks me, and acts like I saved the world.
How in the fuck do these people get out of bed in the morning? Her job is literally to do work in x application via RDP. How did she get away with doing nothing for 2 months?
Daniel Rogers
Part 2:
>Higher up manager wants us to send Windows laptop for wife because Macs are gay.
>Send her laptop.
>Sign her in to Office, put shortcut for RDP server on desktop.
>Weeks go by.
>HOW DO I RUN APPLICATION??!
>Teamviewer in, and start RDP.
>Remote to x application server.
>It works.
Bitch didn't do her fucking job for three goddamm months, and nobody said anything.
What the fuck
Christopher Adams
>How did she get away with doing nothing for 2 months?
Are you new to holes?
It's how they live their whole lives.
Leo Phillips
>Financial department uses x financial software to do job.
>Contracts support out to local company.
>Sends us tickets that I literally have to forward to local company.
>Do absolutely fucking nothing else for this, just forward emails.
>Local company works directly with users in financial department.
>Literally no fucking point in this.
>Local company closes tickets with no responses.
>Have to constantly hound financial department and local company for updates.
>Literally adds hours each week for everyone.
what the fuck. I'm literally Tom Smykowski
Xavier Morgan
Fix my java path on my vm pls. I'll buy you a beer later.
Samuel White
Nigger what?
I'm IT, not CS.
Hudson Gray
How the fuck do I get a help desk job ? I'm desperate. I have a cs degree