Do you have your programming beard?

Do you have your programming beard?

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Yes. I conducted an experiment and found that I am more productive on days that I don't shave by about the time it takes me to shave.

I have that exact beard

I'm 25 and can't grow a beard :(

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Yeah, all over my neck

Yes.

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I cant grow a beard but an okay mustache, so I went with the mustache. Will that give me any productivity boost?

no im not a muslimfaggot

i can't stand beard on my face. i get rid of that shit as fast as i can.
consider yourself lucky. it's fucking annoying.

More of a goatee

You're literally me.

Only if it's a hitler moustache.

What would be more difficult?
1) Dating a beard
2) Teaching her to program

Yes!
*chugs soilent*

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I'm 24 and I still can't grow proper facial hair :(

I'd only shave it anyway, but the option would be nice.

Why does this guy have a swollen face, like he's on some horrible meds?

Hair shoots out of my chin and cheeks at lightning speed with decent thickness but the area above and below my lips look like a bald mans head so I always look like a white muslim whenever I don't shave

what do

>what do
Probably just keep shaving. Nobody but nobody likes a thin and scraggly pube beard.

Guess it's better to look like a 16 year old child than a 30 year old hobo then.

Just have a FUCKED UP hairline like me and you can look off-puttingly like both at the same time.

>Programing beard
>Programing eye bags
>Programing migraines
>Programing painkiller dependency
>Programing amphetamine addiction
>Programing sleep deprivation
>Programing alcoholism
I could use a nap but the machine calls

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onions

It's funny how Jow Forums jokes about gaming printers but then comes up with "programming" terms like the ones you describe here

I have a 10cm long beard and i don't program
i'm not fat either

combine with programming socks to absolutely mog the competition