Apple has $250,000,000,000 cash on hand

Apple has $250,000,000,000 cash on hand.
What is their end game, what will they spend it on?

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They will buy a dildo and shove it up they're ass

they'll turn their infinite loo into a gay amusement water park

netflix and tesla

they could literally colonize mars, but will instead blow it on their homosexual user base and their shit products.

Probably themselves, I'm almost certain the recent bad products and associated loss of share value is deliberate - they're trying to drive the price right down as far as possible so they can go private.

they should buy netflix but not tesla

seething

>Apple has $250,000,000,000 cash on hand.
seriously why

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I think they should build a gold reserve and create their own gold-backed currency
they could call it applecoin

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It's frozen in some Irish bank, it is to avoid taxation, they properly think that the 3% is too dang much

they save up a few more digits to buy the USA, no more concerns about taxes or privacy after that

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probably for fighting lawsuits.

>t. ipoojeet

>they're ass
>can't write in English

Rajeet detected
Filthy sand nigger

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project harder streetshiter

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diversity projects

Based.

Should be returned to shareholders, lawyers unironically where it'll probably end up, that and a few class action settlements for purveyance of chinkshit disguised as Quality Products. Apple must be the only Co. that counterfeit their own products. BUT that amount of cash under the mattress aint wise either, its a Giant Glowing Target on their backs. Trump decides to build his wall with a moron Tax on tablets with iPad in the name.. what they gonna do, move to Shenzhen entirely?

Still wrong you absolute fucking cave man.

It's their.

How hard is it to recognise irony?

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>Probably themselves,
Yea they'll definitely do a buyback to keep the share prices up

>so they can go private.
Oh, he's retarded