>yes, I do program in haskell. how could you tell?
Yes, I do program in haskell. how could you tell?
Matthew Perez
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Blake Garcia
Christian Phillips
by your rugged good looks and your high testosterone count
Brody Hill
how do you have the lambda symbols on your tabs I want that
Jaxon Rivera
>Unicode syntax
Why hello fellow patrician
Bentley Mitchell
here's my .bash_profile
if you're also on OSX you can just go to Terminal's settings and set the name manually using the lambda unicode symbol
Hunter Baker
i could tell from the length of your neck, freak
Jeremiah Price
those are font ligatures
i do have latex-unicode auto-completion set up in my vim though
Alexander Gonzalez
Jordan Hill
Regardless of how you accomplish it, whether by font ligatures or the language extension, I've always liked symbols in Haskell
Nicholas Morales
>retard doesn't know how to program
>is surprised when his programs don't work
>blames the language and calls it a lie
haskell-lets should be gassed at the stake
darn-tootin', friend
Zachary Parker
he's not even bashing it. the whole article is irony. contrarian shitposters get fucked.
Juan Smith
>n_n
based.
Aaron Hill
haskell is based.
tooling is shit though and not fun at all to work with.
writing a cross platform gui program is no fun if you've ever tried it.
Caleb Wilson
>muh one-liners
haskell isn't for programmers, it's for circle-jerking math teachers
Ryan Reed
chances are the circle jerking math professors are probably right. what else do you think alan turing, alonso church, alan kay etc. were doing?
Landon Anderson
what is do notation
Connor Sanders
>yes, i'm a photoshopped cocksucking faggot, how could you tell?
Mason Murphy
not OP, but I find that writing GUI applications of any kind, regardless of lang or platform compatibility, is cancer.
Henry Watson
a shitty crutch for people who can't into monads and =>=
Wyatt Davis
cope
Cameron Fisher
>osx
Connor Baker
a car is a shitty crutch for people who can't run
Blake Thompson
>How many hours will it take to compile that?
Jordan Brooks
yes, and just like a car, do notation is needlessly unsafe and encourages bad form
Matthew Roberts
it's easy with Qt/C++ but Haskell Qt bindings are... less than stellar and require you to build Qt and GHC on Windows because the provided GHC versions are incompatible with the built Qt libraries.
It's a real pita.
Luke Williams
if you're running a marathon and someone gets in a car it's perfectly valid to call them out for violating the spirit of the marathon
Andrew Collins
It's much better if you use a system more geared towards Haskell. FRP can make doing UIs much better, but unfortunately most of the current FRP libraries are for webshit or disguised webshit (threepenny)
Colton Mitchell
I don't like it, but what do you do when you have a ton of shit to bind? I would write
do
v1 >= (\v2 -> mval3 >>= (\v3 -> mval4 >>= (\v4 -> f v1 v2 v3 v4))))
Not because of any conceptual difference, just because the latter is a godawful syntactic mess to read
Tyler Williams
Learn applicative syntax
f mval1 mval2 etc
Jonathan Johnson
(!!) [1,2,3] 3
>*** Exception: Prelude.!!: index too large
nothing personnel, kid
Charles Evans
>osx
Stopped reading there
Jason Russell
If I ever saw you write code like that at my company I would fire your ass faster than you could say Kleisli composition. You don't deserve to be employed.
Henry Jones
Using non ASCII in code is the most degenerate thing I think I've ever seen in my entire life. NO EMPLOYED PROGRAMMER DOES THIS THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR FUCKING RETARDS LIKE YOU.
What am I even saying? You write in Haskell and post about it in Jow Forums. Of course you're not employed.
Gavin Brooks
What's retarded is getting this mad about something you don't even understand. Protip: those ligatures are a feature of how the font displays certain ASCII sequences, not a use of non-ASCII characters. Regular fonts often do this for certain pairs of English letters as well, just with less noticeable differences. So calm the fuck down
Charles Cox
What's actually retarded is that I'm not referring to you or OP who is using ligatures.
is using literal unicode with his latex-unicode auto-completion degeneracy. Your ligatures don't make a, b, and c into alpha beta and gamma...
absolutely fireable
Adrian Allen
lmao rage more wagies
Justin Carter
>because you're unemployed
Eli Davis
Actually that guy's girlfriend is a photographer who absolutely photoshops the shit out of him. Not entirely sure why, though, I think she just has a thing for hyper chads.
That being said the dude already looks pretty chad already.
Nathaniel Long
Second one has a body of a plastic doll,
the first one look quite realistic look only at his body, the face isn't.
Both of them have retarded jaws
They know anatomy, but sculpt all these disgusting veins all over the body.
It's literally impossible to have these vains on his stomach.
The veins shows up in these conditions:
- extremely low fat
- high stress on a body
- high temperature
You can have these veins on a hands and legs, but it's physically impossible to have them show up on your stomach, wtf is this.
Even on images of starving people you can see that stomach never ever looks like that.
Parker Sanders
theme?
Asher Morales
I don't know my dude, every Haskell programmer I know looks like that.
Kevin Williams
lol Haskell cucks collectively BTFO
Samuel Jenkins
int[] arr = [1, 2, 3]
printf(arr[3])
>Segmentation Fault: 005
nothing personnel, kid
Logan Baker
>Using non ASCII in code is the most degenerate thing I think I've ever seen in my entire life.
>NO EMPLOYED PROGRAMMER DOES THIS THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR FUCKING RETARDS LIKE YOU.
since you're busy being "employed," i'll spoonfeed you. Open wide for the plane!
en.wikipedia.org
Lucas Ward
I'm a mathematician, though. I don't care whether code monkeys think i could or should be employed as a fellow shit-flinger.
Gabriel Perry
>his compiler can't handle unicode expressions
>his inferior monkey brain can only comprehend the limited ASCII character set
>he never does any higher-level math
how absolutely mongoloid of you
go design a webpage in javascript while the big boys talk
Nolan Clark
i know. that doesn't change the fact that you're absolutely coping.
Ian Wood
>but it's physically impossible to have them show up on your stomach,
have you really never seen someone on steroids while they're on a cut? the vascularity is exaggerated in those pics but it's not impossible to have a vascular lower abdomen. plenty of body builders have it.
John Jenkins
here you go
Charles Walker
>vector
Don't you get tired of typing that shit? Ever heard of using or typedef?
Ethan Barnes
honestly, i'm not that well-versed in C or C++
i used typedef for part of the project but it didn't occur to me to do it for my 2D or 3D vectors
thanks for the tip though, i'll experiment with it in the future
Jaxon Miller
I think you missed the point.
Haskell is a "safe" language but the prelude itself has partial functions that could have been implemented as pure functions that don't throw an exception.
who was the retard that thought of this?
[a] -> Int -> a
why not:
[a] -> Int -> Maybe a
That you can do that shit and cause a segmentation fault in C++/C is clear.
Carter Flores
oh shit that's a good point
thanks for the clarification
Jonathan Hall
OP post a pic of yourself with timestamp so we can all laugh.
Logan Anderson
types could have prevented that
Mason Diaz
I'm a big fan of Haskell, but this has always irked me. The prelude feels more designed to write small scripts rather than actually leverage the power of Haskell