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>>Anyone noticed the new shipping estimates on aliexpress? Is that just because of lunar new year or is it gonna be for good? It's far slower than I used to have for shipping times.

I just bought a 6 cell battery for my x240 for $27. Was it a good idea? Have I been pranked? Plz hep /csg/!

what are some cheap chink Micro sd cards ?

Sharks

Was looking for amateur porn find this gem instead.

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Couple of belts.
Fabric is good on both, but the buckles/fittings are meh.

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link ? i don't want to be chinked

hello, any recommended routers which is ddwrt/openwrt/tomato compatible? I just need gigabit and ac wifi. thanks.

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thanks

lunar new year
if you wanted a picture of what happens, imagine a factory or an office and *everyone* leaves for the holiday period

Anyone know about a nice mini dishwasher that doesn’t cost a fortune?

Imported Chinese wife.

Are there csg approved capture cards or am I rolling the dice on a plastic box filled with sand?

delet this

I haven't used these by myself, but try magewell clones and hope that these work as great as genuine ones.
aliexpress.com/item/USB-3-0-HDMI-Game-Capture-Card-HD-1080P-Video-Capture-with-OBS-for-Live-Broadcast/32850246818.html

Why the fuck is this so expensive

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>if you wanted a picture of what happens, imagine a factory or an office and *everyone* leaves for the holiday period
Not that user, but this massive amount of inefficiency triggers my German blood.

Can you ship my stuff, dear Chinese friends?

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it's metal?

I feel ya user. My ears are not liking the stock pads of the 668B. I wish they´d hurry up.

they take no other breaks during the year

is this that bad?
there were $50 beyblades back in its heyday

That might explain why an order placed last week is taking so long to ship. I'll probably wait until next week to place another order.

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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I don't know how those keyboards are but gats are the best switches among those

Recieved my Teclast M89 today. Really well built and great for manga. Speakers are super shit but i never use them either way.

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Does anyone remember when csg was fun and not full of mongs?

It was never good. Peak csg was comfy reviews era and that was shit

Remember when people posted funny unique stuff that you didn't even know that you want ? Nowdays it's earphones general.

Anyone can recommend chink presentation remotes?
$50 for the base logitech remote is too pricey and I'm not going to be using it that often, but I don't think I can trust clones of it either. Should last 1 hour minimum and have around 5 meters range

Anyone have any experience with custom t-shirts. We need fun shirts with some stupid text for drunk sports event in april and was wondering if we just ordered some chinks since making them locally costs like 30e each.

They are going to be used for couple of times during the summer.

I have one and it works, plus multipleTVv style air mice keyboards. Not a good sample size to rec a particular presenter air mouse, but I think the related chinese tech works ok in general.

Just try buying any cheap thing that looks good enough on ali or the usual csg stores?

try your local print shop because these chinese prints will come off after one wash
source: my old nWo knock off shirt, one damn wash and the stenciling came off

It's stupid text tshirts, they can handle that okay.

If you want better resolution/quality prints and shirts you'll still be paying $15-25 ish in this volume, as far as I can tell. But the usual basoc fabric low res transfer print is $10 or so.

Postman must have been saving my packages because several orders arrived all at once

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Why does the Chinese government censor their internet?

what is racelet?

a gweilo

Here's what arrived:
>2x Rock braided Apple lightning cables
For my gf, hopefully they're more durable than the non-braided Ugreen cables I ordered a while ago that frayed only after a few months of use

>Lapel mic
I think I got chinked with this one, tried recording my voice and the left channel is fine, but right channel is really quiet, barely audible.

>Mi Band 2 strap
also for gf

>DHL socks
for me

>365 Biotin tablets
for gf, not really chinkshit since it came from the UK

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>cables
A-re those for urethral play?

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pic related is a test recording with the lapel mic. Other anons that've ordered these

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Am I /fa/ now, anons?

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looking for dress like link related but transparent/meshy
i happend to be an idiot on that topic and don't know how are these called
help ?
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Well...

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This sellers listing are great, love reading the reviews.

Not quite. To be in the realm of /fa/ you need more pink.

shave your legs faggot

okay daddy

battery life?

Do you think that they'll make a new Mixza sd card celebrating the year of the pig?

What is wish?

You.

it's most likely a single omnidirectional electret capsule, why would it be stereo.

also turn down your input gain

>why would it be stereo
So it's supposed to record only on one channel then? I assumed it would record in stereo since the sound was in stereo on all the "sound sample" recording, but I guess they just edit the mono track to both channels then?

Anons pls hjalp me into IP cameras. Are there any chink ones that wont fall off the next day neither send my everything to chink secret police databases?

Of the $5~15 mini video cameras, which are good and which are crap?

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>items arrive
>both a little warped
>dispute for a couple bucks back because i'm not fully satisfied
>aliexpress steps in 1 day after and refunds me the full 60 dollars.
Oh shit what the fuck, when did aliexpress get so fast at refunds?

Only the ones that beam images straight to your phone or computer

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pls dont post astolfo

One of my 25 orders is already at my local post office while three haven't even been shipped

Chinese new year, never again

Requesting anti chink copypasta

>Only the ones that beam images straight to your phone or computer

How do I tell those apart

>Work for post office in small town
>Know several houses who get a bunch of chinkshit orders evey week.
>One of them is addressed to a woman
She's a trap right?

Pretty sure it's a mono mic with a phone-compatible plug. The top two rings are probably not connected. The noise on the other channel is just noise.

Why are there sharks anyway? Was there a Year Of The Shark?

They're pretty much of the same quality, but to ensure there's always a video test available on youtube. Techmoan has also done reviews on some of those mini camcorders.

There isn't a shark in Chinese horoscope.

Please respond

White goods, furniture, anything large and heavy: just buy locally

the shipping alone will cost more than the appliance

Get any camera and have it only connect to a dedicated recording PC that's disconnected from the internet

Just use a normal washing machine, wrap your clothes around your dishes, etc.

stoo posting that shit in every new thread you fucking cuckold

My mum has been daily using a mi band 1s since i ordered it in mar 2016. She keeps her xiaomi phone in a $3 chink wallet case inside her purse, so any sort of text or call would vibrate on her wrist. The band broke and it completely disabled my mom from using her phone because she missed every call and text with it in her purse. She won't turn sounds on. She made it integral to her day to walk enough until the band buzzed and blinked to indicate she was active for the day.

I got her a replacement strap for $1 and it fixed her. Mi band 3 coming in the mail will probably be the best tech upgrade she can get.

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>wash hands once
>calculator watch ded
so any decent calculator watches? Maybe one with RPN?

You're a pretty good son.

What's wrong with the Casio ones?

I'm probably going to sit down with her and configure sounds. She doesn't want to be one of those tards on the bus where her phone blares and she can't control it, so she just never has sound on at all.

In MIUI10 Xiaomi changed a lot of default sounds to be very subtle, so I think she'd be okay with a small water drop noise

Are those mini pc good or ok?

Today I won a dispute so I hope you guys also have a good day.

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Nice user

if i pull the trigger on a knockoff guitar, is it horribly complicated to hook it to my PC, or
is it just line in (via an adapter like pic related)?

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Link?

aliexpress.com/item/50pcs-Silver-1-4-jack-6-35mm-to-3-5mm-wire-connector-2poles-Mono-6-5mm/32904536114.html

I cannot stop buying shit i don't need.
Help me!

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Get a gf.

Imported Asian women are a plague. Anything they know about frugality from their home country is tossed out the window the minute they arrive on “wealthy” American soil.

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Nobody mentioned letting her leave the kitchen area.

That will make it even worse
t. half the chink shit I've bought were because I assumed my gf would like them

My dad is looking to buy some really cheap smartwatch off wish. Anything to keep in mind when looking at cheap smartwatche's?

>off wish
why do you hate your dad, user?

youtube.com/watch?v=VL0hHm9bsjY

>want a heated lunchbox
>bought one of these dodgy chinese heated bentos
it claimed to be made of "food safe" plastic and stainless steel

how much chinesium heavy metals am I gonna be exposed to?

was this intentional?

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How are these prices even possible?

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They're not.
You'll receive a mirror covered in duct tape and an apple logo scrawled on the back.

>wish

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