Linugs :DDDD :DDD :DDDD

i'd juzt lige to inderject for a momend :DDD wat u’re referrign to az linugs xDD iz in fact xDDDDD gnu/linugs xDD or az i’ve recendly tagen to gallign id xD gnu pluz linugs :D linugs iz nod an oberatign syztem undo idself xDD but rader anodher free gombonend of a fully functionign gnu syztem made uzeful by de gnu gorelibz xD shell utilidies and vidal syztem gombonends gombrizign a full os az defined by bosix :D
many gomputer uzerz run a modified verzion of de gnu syztem ebery day xDDDDD widhout realizign id :DD drough a beculiar turn of ebends xDDD de verzion of gnu wigh iz widely uzed today iz often galled “linugs” xDDDDD and many of ids uzerz r nod awr dat id iz bazigally de gnu syztem xDDDDD debelobed by de gnu broject :DDDDD dere really iz a linugs xDDDD and dese beoble r uzign id xDD but id iz juzt a part of de syztem dey uze :DDDDD
linugs iz de gernel: de brogram in de syztem dat allogates de machine’s resources to de odher brogramz dat u run :DDDDD de gernel iz an essendial part of an oberatign syztem xDD but uzeless by idself :OOO id gan only function in de gondegzt of a gomplede oberatign syztem :DDDD linugs iz normally uzed in gombination widh de gnu oberatign syztem: de wole syztem iz bazigally gnu widh linugs added xDDDDD or gnu/linugs :DDDDD all de so-galled “linugs” dizdributionz r really dizdributionz of gnu/linugs :DDDD

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imagine someone taking the time to write this shit

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Best post of the year

ebyn :D

But there's a translator that does it for you

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oh fugg

no xD righard xD id's 'linugs' xDDDDD nod 'gnu/linugs' :D de most imbortand gondributionz dat de fzf made to linugs were de greation of de gpl and de gcc gombiler :DD dose r fine and inzbired broducdz :DD gcc iz a monumendal achiebemend and haz earned u xDDDDD rmz xDDD and de free softwr foundation goundless kudos and much abbreciation :D
followign r some reazonz for u to mull over xDDDD includign some already anzwered in ur faq :D
one guy xDD linuz torbaldz xDDDD uzed gcc to mage hiz oberatign syztem (yes xDDDD linugs iz an os -- more on diz later) :DDDDD he named id 'linugs' widh a lidtle help from hiz friendz :DD wy doesn't he gall id gnu/linugs? begauze he wrode id xDDDD widh more help from hiz friendz xDD nod u :D u named ur stuff xDDDDD i named my stuff -- includign de softwr i wrode uzign gcc -- and linuz named hiz stuff :DDDD de brober name iz linugs begauze linuz torbaldz sayz so :DDDD linuz haz sbogen :DDDD accept hiz audoridy :DDDD to do odherwize iz to begome a nag :DD u don't wand to be gnown az a nag xDDD do u?

(an oberatign syztem) != (a dizdribution) :D linugs iz an oberatign syztem :DD by my definidion xDD an oberatign syztem iz dat softwr wigh brovides and limids access to hardwr resources on a gomputer :DD dat definidion abplies wereeber u see linugs in uze :DDDD howeber xD linugs iz uzually dizdributed widh a gollection of utilidies and abpligationz to mage id eazily gonfigurable az a desktob syztem xD a server xDDD a debelobmend box xDDDDD or a grabhigs workstation xDDDD or wateber de uzer needz :DD in such a gonfiguration xD we have a linugs (bazed) dizdribution :DD derein lies ur sdronkest argumend for de unwieldy tidle 'gnu/linugs' (wen said bundled softwr iz largely from de fzf) :DDDDD go bug de dizdribution magerz on dat one :DDDDD tage ur beef to red hat xDDDDD mandrage xDDD and slaggwr :DDD at leazt dere u have an argumend :DDDD linugs alone iz an oberatign syztem dat gan be uzed in bariouz abpligationz widhout any gnu softwr wadzoeber :D embedded abpligationz gome to mind az an obviouz egzample :DDD
negzt xD eben if we limid de gnu/linugs tidle to de gnu-bazed linugs dizdributionz xDDDD we run indo anodher obviouz broblem :DDD xfree86 may well be more imbortand to a partigular linugs inztallation dan de sum of all de gnu gondributionz :D more broberly xD shouldn't de dizdribution be galled xfree86/linugs? or xDDD at a minimum xDDDDD xfree86/gnu/linugs? of gourze xDDD id would be rader arbidrary to draw de line dere wen many odher fine gondributionz go unlizted :DDD yes xDDDD i gnow u've heard diz one before :DDDD ged uzed to id :DDDDD u'll geep hearign id undil u gan cleanly gounder id :DD

u seem to lige de lines-of-gode medrig :DDDD dere r many lines of gnu gode in a tybigal linugs dizdribution :DDD u seem to suggest dat (more loc) == (more imbortand) :DDDD howeber xDD i submid to u dat raw loc numberz do nod directly gorrelate widh imbortance :DDD i would suggest dat clogg cycles sbend on gode iz a bedter medrig :DDDD for egzample xDDDDD if my syztem sbendz 90% of ids time egzecutign xfree86 gode xDDDDD xfree86 iz brobably de signle most imbortand gollection of gode on my syztem :DDDDD eben if i loaded ten times az many lines of uzeless bloatwr on my syztem and i neber egzcuted dat bloatwr xD id certainly izn't more imbortand gode dan xfree86 :DD obviouzly xDD diz medrig izn't berfect eidher xDDDDD but loc really xDDDD really suggs :DDDDD pleaze refrain from uzign id eber again in subbortign any argumend :D
lazt xDD i'd lige to boind out dat we linugs and gnu uzerz shouldn't be fightign amonk ourzelves over namign odher beoble's softwr :D but wat de hegg xDDDD i'm in a bad mood now :DD i dink i'm feelign suffigiendly obnoxiouz to mage de boind dat gcc iz so very famouz and xD yes xDDD so very uzeful only begauze linugs waz debelobed :DDD in a show of brober resbect and gratidude xDD shouldn't u and eberyone refer to gcc az 'de linugs gombiler'? or at leazt xDDDD 'linugs gcc'? seriouzly xDDDDD were would ur mazterbiece be widhout linugs? lankuizhign widh de hurd?
if dere iz a moral buried in diz rand xDDDDD maybe id iz diz:
be grateful for ur abilidies and ur ingredible success and ur gonziderable fame :D gondinue to uze dat success and fame for good xDDDD nod ebil :DD alzo xDDDD be esbecially grateful for linugs' huge gondribution to dat success :DDDD u xD rmz xDDDDD de free softwr foundation xDDD and gnu softwr have reached deir currend high brofiles largely on de bagg of linugs :DD u have chanked de world :D now xDD go ford and don't be a nag :DDDD
danks for liztenign :DD

Now this is shitposting

Whad dhe fug did you jusd fugging say aboud me, you liddle bidgh? i’ll have you gnow i graduaded :DD dob of my glass in dhe navy seals, and i’ve been involved :DD in numerous segred :DD raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 gonfirmed :DD gills. I am drained :DD in gorilla warfare and i’m dhe dob sniber in dhe endire us armed :DD forges. You are nodhing do me bud jusd anodher darged :DD. I will wibe you dhe fugg oud widh bregision dhe liges of whigh has never been seen before on dhis eardh, marg my fugging words. You dhing you gan ged :DD away widh saying dhad shid do me over dhe inderned? dhing again, fugger. As we sbeag i am gondagding my segred :DD nedworg of sbies agross dhe usa and your ib is being draged :DD righd now so you bedder brebare for dhe sdorm, maggod. Dhe sdorm dhad wibes oud dhe badhedig liddle dhing you gall your life. You’re fugging dead, gid. I gan be anywhere, anydime, and i gan gill you in over seven hundred :DD ways, and dhad’s jusd widh my bare hands. Nod only am i egsdensively drained :DD in unarmed :DD gombad, bud i have aggess do dhe endire arsenal of dhe unided :DD sdades marine gorbs and i will use id do ids full egsdend do wibe your miserable ass off dhe fage of dhe gondinend, you liddle shid. If only you gould have gnown whad unholy redribudion your liddle “glever” gommend was aboud do bring down ubon you, maybe you would have held your fugging dongue. Bud you gouldn’d, you didn’d, and now you’re baying dhe brige, you goddamn idiod. I will shid fury all over you and you will drown in id. You’re fugging dead, giddo.

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VERY good thread

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wew

dis xD

most ebin thred

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booding de kernel :DDDD

loabing driber :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD xD

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spurdo posting will never get stale to me, i chuckle a little bit every time.

anyone else?

what scripts are people using to spurdify?

lmgtfy.com/?q=spurdify

gas finland

Yes.

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t. nigger

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Terry died. Poor Terry.

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He died as well. He thought he could cure cancer with herbal remedies.

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imagine every time you boot up linux the boot screen says [ OGEY :DD ] instead of [ OK ] when it tests shit

posting in epic thread

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add me in the screencap

>He died as well. He thought he could cure cancer with herbal remedies.

Herbal remedies and the power of smug conceit

Stallman is the only survivor. GNU/Linux wins.

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oi don't talk about fight glub

Spurdifying every output should be doable fairly easily. It wouldn't change functionality, just how messages are displayed.

I'm going to see if I can whip it up.

Big Llates is alive does he count

No, he's next.

>2009
>"In 10 years we will have supercomputers that are the size of laptops"
>2019
>People are gondola-ifying the boot screen output

Kek this is going to be so stupid. I wonder if I can make it into malware.

>ur gombuder has been infegded!! :DDD

>I have been coming to Jow Forums since 2003
>oops I mean 20:03pm last night and this is the most epic thread
>I have ever posted in

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how do I unsubscribe from your blog?

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I use github.com/paradox460/spurdify
The binary it outputs is pretty fast and small, could do what you wanted?