Don't smoke or drink anything (except water)

Don't smoke or drink anything (except water)

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I'm going to sugary drink myself into diabetes and there's nothing you can do about it.

i'm gonna go buy some shitfood today and stuff my face full of it and there is nothing you can do about it
also
>smoke water
vaping is for fags

>there's nothing you can do about it.

Actually I can lobby for a sugary drink ban in America and then you country could look at our health and use us as an example then vote for your own ban

>don't drink milk
>don't drink fruit smoothies

Rethink pls

>don't drink anything except water
BITCH, I WILL DRINK MY ALCOHOL WHEN I PLEASE

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Never said anything about solids
Milk is weird

Alcho bad

ALCHO GOOD
IT GIVES ME MY BUZZ SINCE WEED FUCKS ME UP IN WAYS IT DOESN'T FUCK UP OTHER PEOPLE

No, buzz bad. alcho bad you will die

Maintaining a adequit level of drunk is too much work and is too fattening. Why can't I just smoke weed like leaves do?

>No, buzz bad.
U fokkin wot? The buzz feels fucking great and it's great for blocking out the hell the world's become
>alcho bad you will die
Only if you drink irresponsibly.

Don't smoke. Reefer madness.
>The buzz feels fucking great
Facts don't care about your feeling
>Only if you drink irresponsibly.
Responsible is 0 drop

Also vaping is for faggots

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And I don't care about facts.
>responsible is 0 drop
Responsible is engaging in dangerous habit but keeping it from taking over :^)
After all, paragliders have the danger of falling and going splat on ground, but they're still responsible

Almost based but there is nothing wrong with tea and low sugar juice.

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Tru
never danger not even once
Wrong
Felix cuddle

can I smoke dicks?

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>never danger not even once
Sex can kill if done wrong. Are you willing to miss out on sex since there's like less than 1% of danger involved?

I guess
I'll sex you right now if you don't stop bullying

what do you do then?

Read wikipedia

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O ye? What u gonna do? I lift 25-30lb boxes/bags in a supercenter (not Walmart) for a living. I'm naturally Jow Forums because of this!

do you edit the pages to say you're the the winner of every battle and war?

Thanks doc

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fuck off thats boring!

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I hate this image

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