Hey there Jow Forums
Any sort of cheats or interesting cheeky things you do to gain extra money.
I’m down and under and need some help getting back up.
I’ve done the obvious like sticking a sock up the vending machine coin return to collect the change that falls and pay for my lunch but that doesn’t give me enough to leave enough food to sustain myself.
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Blowing sailors down by the docks.
I feel like the last of my energy couldn’t stand sucking salty sea cock for 3$ and a qaurter pound of shrimp.
I’ve resorted to living in my office (24hr 7 day customer service) I keep all my stuff in the toilet bowl in the public bathroom and a locked closet
Pic is of where I keep shit, everything is usually in my pockets
Sell self to science by looking up online where to, sell pot that makes good pocket cash and its not so hardcore, penny pinch too, anything you make you should horde like a jew, last but not least go steal a gun from a hunting store or walmart and either A)an hero B) rob the shit outta people
Easily the most depressing thread on bant.
yeah, i don't spend money on stuff
find someone and make gay porn
I refuse to partake in faggotry.
I’m in this situation because divorce, she pulled the “he beats me” card when I initiated the divorce because she was a fucking psycho
Sell plasma or semen
I already have a few guns, I didn’t loose them in the divorce because she couldn’t claim I actually beat her, but the court factored her anyways.
Ak-47
A Browning Hi-Power
A remmington shotgun
Ar-15
Glock 17
I keep the guns out at s freind’s camp
Scam kids in free multiplayer games
Here is how I make money, keep in mind I'm a schizo retard but also quite good at the whole manual labour thing
>re-purpose old furniture (often as simple as sanding, painting and replacing handles/legs)
>finding unique pieces of wood, such as large cross-sections, polishing them up, sticking a few cheap legs on them and selling for a lot of money. Contact a local tree surgeon, they often have to spend time removing them from a clients property so if you arrange to be there as soon as it falls you can save them a little time/van space. Otherwise take a walk in the woods, if you have any big enough
>renting out small generators (cost between 400-1000 new) to burger vans, rent-a-loos, christmas lights, etc
I'm not rich but it works and I honestly think most people could do it. Step on my turf and I'll murder you, though
I lost the house in the divorce but I geuss I could store a few things in the loading bay
this, if you sell semen I'm sure coconut will buy it
You can’t get money from donating semen in Canada, I would like to keep my man syrup if I don’t get anything out of it
its called getting a job you fucking bum
work for me. $10k minimum per contract. [email protected]
What would I actually do?
You send him your canadian shit through mail and he makes a syrup with it and sells it on the dark web. You have to send him daily amounts of shit. if you don’t, you break the contract and miss payday.
>sticking a sock up the vending machine coin return
Sticking a cock up your butt can make extra money
But if you have a job and no rent, why u no can afford food?
Assassin
B&E user, drug addicts do it to get high, you can do it to eat.
Because I still have to pay for the house that my wife now fucking lives in she also now gets a percentage of my income because “he beats me” when I’ve never laid a fucking hand on her
>committing a crime
Stealing is for niggers,if I’ve been taught anything from Jow Forums only niggers steal shit
are you actually a leaf? You don't seem very leaf
Then sue
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I am bröther
Nah but seriously I am, I don’t like it and I live on the border, so much so I could walk across the border and spend an afternoon in the states
Thank you so much, now I only want to blow my head off a little bit