Who the fuck are Alice and Bob?

Who the fuck are Alice and Bob?

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Fuck if I know.

Two very unlucky people.
Alice pls send Bobs

they send encrypted messages to each other

Your biological parents.

Are you Eve?

just a two regular people trying to communicate over an unsecured channel

I'm Mallory

Friends of Foo and Bar

Hmm. I have a certificate of this mallory right here. Can you send me a message encrypted with Mallory's private key to prove that it's you?

>Rothschilds bow to Alice and Bob
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control encryption with an iron but fair fist
>Own data centers & servers globally
>Direct descendants of Babbage and Lovelace
>Own 99% of quantum computing research facilities on Earth
>Will bankroll the first quantum encryption technologies
>both said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own elliptic curve R&D labs around the world
>You likely are using their encryption tech right now
>They learned fluent Malbolge in under a week
>Nation states entrust their top secret communications with the twins.
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

I said Bob not Bog

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they are pedophiles because only pedophiles use encryption
(plz ignore the numbers below; they are just random numbers)
01923 02836 88834 74839 99287 42335 77352

No clue, but they've got a VERY important secret

Alice always want to send something to Bob in class, Mallory always want to eavesdrop for gossip purposes.

Your cert is invalid, I will send you her new cert first. Trust me, I'm an authority.

Sounds like the Ashford twins from RE Code Veronica

I'm Tulley
*steals your message*

Try are characters from a Chinese manga, typical HS drama, Alice wants Bob's D and Mallory is a salty bitch.

I wander if the NSA paid for this post, anybody up for dinner?

Alice is a shy girl who sends encrypted nudes to Bob.

>shy
You mean smart girl. She is loyal and faithful to Bob, and takes extra measures to ensure no one else can see her sensitive data.

they just want to send packages to each other, over the internetz

my wife and her boyfriend

Alice is a schizophrenic whore sending nudes to Bob, who is a sadistic bastard. They are both underage.

Mallory is the FBI

Im pretty sure its Bog not Bob

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are you Tony Kaku?

Alice isn't Bob's gf tho
she just teases autistic nerd Bob with her breast pictures.
That's not very shy, but she uses encryption because doesn't want others to see her messages.
Little she knows, Bob already made thread on /b/

In all seriousness, user, Alice/Bob are placeholders for "Average Woman/Person A" and "Average Man/Person B." I believe that they use it on TVTropes as well as tech forums. It's often used similarly to "John Doe/Jane Roe" and "John Smith/Jane Smith."

So, for example:
"Alice told Bob to turn it off and on again."
"Jane told John to turn it off and on again."
"Person A told Person B to turn it off and on again."