Tech that instantly reveals inceldom

What technology instantly gives off a vibe of incel? I'll start:

>Gayming keyboards
>custom loop Water cooling
>STAX headphones
>vinyl players
>240hz monitors

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>vinyl players
those definitely get you laid user

vinyl players seem out of place in that list

gaming laptops

Thinkpads.

thinkpads

>>vinyl players
What?
did incels now also ruin those?
Fuck, gonna get rid of my record collection.

OP is an incel

I know girls with vinyl players

>maximum cope

>arch
>vim
>hasklel

I can't believe this bitch males 180k a month.

How is that even possible?

What do you use OP

Is it bad that I've got everything on this list besides the 240hz monitor?

because she attracts all the hentai addicted incels

Are cope posts also technology? If so then,

>cope posting

Never understimate lonely people with too much cash

This, also
>emacs
>d3
>konqi

>180k a month.
jesus christ that's literally more than many CEOs

Well, are you a virgin?

Yeah, you have to get the 240hz monitor to complete the set.

i am an incel and i have none of that. seems like tech chad would have

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all of that shit represents wealth and status. if girls saw all that shit you are guaranteed to get pussy. they'll know you have money

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>Android phone

Those USBs better be persistent multi-live-cds on a custom f2fs single partition using grub-git.

I guess my gf is an incel

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store primarily films and other shit on them in case my internet goes down

see

>>vinyl players
incel detected

Never understimate lonely people working in tech

>underage looking camwhore with braces
>180k a month
Telling myself to cope in frustration rn

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Fuck I hate this rich bitch she looks just like this mostly white spic bitch I used to fugg. Chick was way into anal and always made stupid faces and acted like a child. I don't regret dumping that bitch on her birthday.

>Everything Jow Forums recommends

Its an incel board.

LOL at all the Jow Forums audiophools getting upset at the vinyl player being an incel thing.

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Holy shit. What would the market be for a trap thot? I'd make a somewhat convincing one with makeup and a dozen or so fewer pounds off the waist. If we're talking even half that much I'd happy toss my dignity out the window, shit son

the market would be even bigger so get to work

>he doesn't know about arthoes
Expensive tea and extensive record collection turns them on

Consistency is key. There are tons of one hit wonder traps.

>mechanical keyboards
I'm sorry you're a fag and a sucker.
>but i like the sound and the clicky feel they make me feel competent
Membrane keyboard or you're a closet case mgtow fagmo.

>vinyl
vinyl is based

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>vinyl players
No, that's for sensitive hipster boys. Incel version is
>24/192 FLAC whenever possible, convert to .opus for portable storage

>vinyl players
Why are normies incapable of using vinyl and record correctly

t. non virgin record player owner

In 2019?
>Any OS but Windows 10
Unless gay, in which case
>Any OS but MacOS

"Incel" doesn't really apply if gay.
Incel implies hating roasties and cope. Gay equivalent would have to hate men.

Microphones instantly reveal faggotry, I know that.

The only incels are the ones on this board. Gaming setups are common in both genders now.

hahahahahaha incel HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE BEING SO MYSOGINIST THAT YOU ESSENTIALLY KEK YOURSELF AND THEN REVOLVE YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY AROUND BEING BITTER ABOUT IT

I swear one day I will rule the world, only to purge you useless cunts

Honesty I do enjoy hentai every now and then. But I fucking hate her face for some reason.

I am so tired of seeing this whore's face everywhere.

You are correct, especially stax. Stax are a true chads headphones. OP is so mad he got BTFO out of /hpg/ that he had to make a thread here.

cope

i guarantee ppl who buy vinyl are 100x more likely to fuck somebody than somebody who'd OP a thread like this

idk if 13 year olds count as incels but this is actually how you spot one

cope, the only 2 things that get you laid are looks and status

>What technology instantly gives off a vibe of incel?
Discord

>chief you're says a
wat

Desktops and laptops, true chads are phone only

"Incel" as a word has largely lost its meaning anyway. It's just tossed around as an insult, similar to what happened with "cuck"
Incel should just mean someone who is a virgin even though they'd rather not be but now it's pretty much synonymous with muhsogynist and all that other shit.

Would definitely be interesting to see a graph of how the usage of "incel" has incresed compared to "virgin" though.

Incel only stand for involuntary celibacy, it says nothing about one's personality. He could just be socially awkward. Not all of them are Jow Forums.

incel cuck detected

This bitch was made for ryona.

thinkpad

f91w

rotring 600

Incel is just a synonym for loser. There was no reason for it to gain any attention or traction anywhere. It's just school playground tier bullying where the victims become jaded bastards and the perps bully them for that now. Most people tend to grow up or just deal with people, but the modern internet has given rise to childish behavior not being reprimanded properly, both from the "bullies" and "losers" despite having all the tools at hand to do so (banning and pivacy).

>"incel"
>"cope"
>picture of underage camwhore
You obviously don't belong here. Return to reddit.

Having Instagram on your phone

Most chads have Stax headphones from what I have seen, so seems kind of weird to have that on the list.

This bitch's face really pisses me off for some reason.

better incel than having to finance a piece of aluminum to fit in with normies

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This. Fuck (((trendy lappies)))

>Stax are a true chads headphones

Okay incel. Nice samefagging too.

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Better list:

>Thinkpad
>STAX
>24bit/96khz recordings

>shitty 8yo laptop or even older desktop shitbox with yellowed out plastic
>4:3 monitor
>antique PS/2 keyboard or cheapest no name chink shit
You can't have nice shit like gaming keyboards and water cooling if you're an incel because your income won't allow it.

> if you're an incel because your income won't allow it.
Since when does "involuntarily celibate" mean poor? Do words even have meaning for you retards?

Belle stupidface

>t. Triggered yottacel

hello stacy

JUST

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Holy fuck the yottacel is actually mad

Linux, nothing dries up panties faster than justifying using an alternative os

>hmm how will I get replies today on Jow Forums

im an "incel" and i dont have any of those

the fuck is a yottacel, incel?

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go back to instagram you hipster normie faggot

Pretty much anything "open source"

don't you think it's kind of ironic that a bunch of virgins posting on Jow Forums are arguing about what makes someone a virgin on Jow Forums while using virgin as an insult?

It's an incel but with 10^24 times the virginal power. In other words, you.

that face is the 2019 version of the LowerMyBills dancing on the rooftop ads

>You can't have nice shit like gaming keyboards and water cooling if you're an incel because your income won't allow it.
Incels are a superset of basement dwellers. It's very possible to have money but be undesirable.

sauce please kind anons, why don’t I know her

>gaming keyboard
An incel would never have this. That is too normie for their tastes. They would also not have a mechancial keyboard because that's also too reddit. They'll use whatever random crap keyboard is within range of their hands.
>>custom loop Water cooling
again, too normalfag and reddit
>STAX headphones
don't even know what those are but they sound expensive and incels don't have much money
>vinyl players
physical media lmao
>240hz monitors
no need because incels don't play video games

no as to the question at hand:
>What technology instantly gives off a vibe of incel?
Propur water filter

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Incels hate Thinkpads, that would also be too much of a meme to own. Incels hate anything that would label them with an identity.

AMD cards, Vinyl players and Ryzen processors.

>trap
Uh... My dude... Have you not seen her noods? She's got a vegan and it's a real one.

>I can't believe this bitch makes 180k a month.
she doesn't

read it again dumbass, he's referring to himself

Awww. Salty because you're not cute enough to cam for moneys?

>can barely read
>better blindly defend some whore who will never even look at me
poetry in motion

No offence but literally everything that has been mentioned in this board is tacky and tasteless af. Gayming keyboards? Firstly, why the fuck are you gaming past the age of 12? Secondly, have you seen how many colours fit into those things? It looks like a pride flag.

"Custom loop water cooling" has never been cool. It looks like something that a raver shat out. As for "STAX headphones," I hadn't heard of them before, but after researching them they are possibly the fugliest shit that I have ever seen.

"240hz monitors" just screams, "I have a tiny dick." Imagine being so absorbed in screens that you need them to embrace you like the hug that your mother never gave you. And vinyls...

Vinyls have been trash since hipsters ruined them from ~2012 onwards.

Apple products.

>normies
>implying Thinkfags and animetards are not normies
Yikes

I love how women are getting put on blast for being hot as if their looks negate their skills and they're just liked for being eye candy BUT also being put on blast for being ugly as if they're only hired for diversity. You just fucking hate women, don't you? The Fox That Couldn't Get The Grapes...