I'm here for the job interview

I'm here for the job interview

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>Absolutely, can you please sign in?

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kek

CAPTCHA BAD

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You need a shave.

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>Hi, I'm here to tell you about our new code of conduct. By the way my pronouns are xim/xer.

holy fuck bro i was F5ing that site earlier and i got that EXACT SAME FACE i remember because i thought he looked like an autistic gordon freeman

>"What does computing mean to you?"

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Calculating shit and stuff.

money ofc.

uhm. well uh..

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>01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 01010100 01001001 01000011 00100000

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Bitch you're hired

Have you ever put an MDMA tablet inside of your asshole?

>TFW unironically done mud bombs

thanks for the good memories mate

just one more question :
how do the numbers make you feel ?

THE NUMBERS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

user please i'm sorry stop screaming please

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GWT THEW OUT OF MY HEAD!

Why aren't you helping the turtle?

Not the exact same face but sourced from the original two or three images. One of the sources is clearly Eminem. I'm not sure who else is part of that frankenstein of a face.

>Hey @katlin.normie do you have bandwidth to be in our hiring meeting this afternoon at two?
>@katylin.norme sorry, i'm in a product meeting at that time! @chad.thundercock says we only have a few days of runway until code complete! Can't our devs sit in for this?
>@katlin.normie oh you didn't hear? He got let go, apparently he was in the room adjacent to the one where those two guys giggled at the word "dongle" and just to be safe we had to let him go.
>katlin.norme reacted with :gross: :angryface: :angryface: :thumbs_up:

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