I'm still in the hospital and feel pretty goooood pumped full of drugs. I'm currently feeling really horny and fingering my arse while other patients sleep, it feels so good. Say something sexy to make me cum diarrhea.
I'm still in the hospital and feel pretty goooood pumped full of drugs
hope you die
Why the fuck are you larping as me you dumb faggot? This isn't the bong in hospital, I am. Fuck off cunt
Unless you happen to also be in hospital, pumped full of drugs. How did you end up in hospital, bong? Which hospital?
but how do i subscrive
He's at the Oswald Mosley Memorial Hospital in Liverpool. He got there because he ruptured his butthole
▫kisses ur butt cheek▫
you should ask a nurse to milk your prostate
just do it and see what happens
worst case you get a dirty look best case you get
M I L K E D
no fucking wonder britain is falling into ruin. your all dopped up fingering your asses
I'm now a tripfag because this dumb cunt is larping as me
you should still do
I still can't properly feel my legs/benis and I can't push shits out, so I doubt milking prostate would work. I get random boners but they still feel like someone else benis
oh yeah, that's right
they still feel like someone else benis
it doesn't even matter because you're both canadians
no brit would post gay stuff using karen
I'll post the milk in the fridge, might have to use my phone (different ID I think) one sec
I can't reach it, I'll wait for a nurse to pass me it
Wanna see a dick?
is it smolle
what? it's true
he is a leaf trying to destroy the reputation of our great nation
Are you peing into the bottle thing or using a catheter?
Catheters are awful
catheter, not the first time I've had to have one and I don't remember it being fitted first time
Best I can do on my phone, file size of photos seems to always be waaay above 2mb. If you have any bright ideas of how I can do better please say, but you clearly see this is British milk
uh are you in a position where you can get up to wash your hands afterwards.......?
It says 2nd December for reference
this is clearly leaf sorcery
avert your eyes
he's a scot, not a leaf
don't blame us for your inbred retards
I also have this one that I took to prove I wasn't a leaf about a month ago but it got ignored because you're a dumb faggot
is op the reason i keep getting callled a scot?
anyone could have sent you that image though
leafs are dumb
most of the scots on the board are pretty nice
I AM ANGRY ABOUT LEAFS
Wanna take a peak?
Would you rather see erected or not?
be a shame if someone posted the uncensored version of this.
Don’t masturbate whilst in a hospital. If you’re connected to a heart monitor, the increase in bpm from masturbation will have the nurses think something is wrong with you, so they’ll rush into your room. Also you’re FUCKING GAY
This cute Spanish gay male nurse keeps flirting with me. I want him to put garlic in my butte
don't joke about that bud