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or you could just buy some chink airpods for a fraction of the cost

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Is this what they call a dead drop?

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A dead drop has the male side sticking out of the wall.

Any time I go grocery shopping and bump into some faggot wearing these dildos in their ears, I ask them how good their hearing aids are because my granny needs a new pair. They're never wearing them the next time I pass by them in the aisles.

The daydreams of a basement dwelling neckbeard

I thought that was called a glory hole?

Not nearly the same in terms of experience. A tenth of the battery life, basically no interface whatsoever, no gestures or automatic pause, shit reception, worse audio quality (somehow), etc. It's cheaper, yes, but for a reason.

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What a nice story that actually happened. Thanks for sharing, user.

>putting an external headphone jack in a device that already has a headphone jack

>putting an external battery in a device that already based has an internal battery
>putting an external usb/sata in a device that already has an internal usb/sata
Retard

>2 batteries
>courage

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Comparing one situation to another totally different situation with different contextual details is always a strong argument.

Wow dude, just how wet DO beautiful, well adjusted women get when you share this chivalrous tale with them?

*T490 and T480s blocks your path*

Sugoi monogatari

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Actually this happens all the time when you plug a broken cable on it.

whoever did this almost, ALMOST, figured out one of the best kept secrets in tech history. you should have taken a hint when powerline ethernet became a thing - our power lines carry data by default, without needing to pay extra for shit like phone and internet!

in that pic the headset is connected to a filter - same kind of device cable companies used to put on the coax runs before it runs to a house to keep them from getting free cable. but here's it's blocking phone service. just gotta buy a straight through adapter for your headset, put that shit in your ears, plug 'er in and BOOM! free landline

Any time I'm restocking the shelves I have to stop and yield to the 25 yo successfull white woman who's buying healthy food I can't afford, listening to music on airpods I can't afford. Her obscenely expensive and intoxicating perfume offends my nasal receptors as my rage grows inside me with the force of a thousand suns while I fantasize about letting the two drops of my powerful and manly ejaculation mark her on her bare leg after I've abducted her into my basement where she has been fascinated by my understanding of Linux technology. After a moment of basking in the clarity of my mental superiority, I feel something wet on my face, which turns out to be food that her baby boy dropped on me while I was in the unadvantageous position of kneeling on the floor due to the challenging intricacies of my job. She admires the dignity of my reaction to the unforgivable overstepping of his son on the natural order of the world, and smiles at me while she picks two packs of extra organic broccoli and walks away, while I enragedly utter my condemnation of her ways: "It's okay ma'am, sorry ma'am". With a pack of integral bread on my hands, I consider thus the wetness that has developed anew on another part of my body, which urges immediate attention. I'm gonna need to take a bathroom break.

Perustettu.

>h-hey, how g-good are your hearing aids
>"...What?"
>n-never mind

Basert

What in the fuck

No is not, people use usb on computers with multiple usb ports.
He could for example use his phone as an instrument and use a couple of audio outs for a stereo system or for 2 different chains.

You could use an audio splitter for that

save some pussy for the rest of us, user

That's the opposite where somebody walled in an external USB drive with only the port sticking out, and you have to know and bring the right kind of cable yourself (usually Micro-USB 3.0 type B with extra power pins, or USB C).

Of course you can but that doesn't change my point. If in your computer you can use hubs/adapters to transform usb ports in whatever you want, you should be able to do that also in your phone.
Is ridiculous a phone adapter from your own brand not working in all devices with that port.

basado

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>apple pen into apple mouse
lol

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retard

Just got a new Apple® Wallet

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