/csg/ - Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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m.aliexpress.com/item/32899750203.html
Is this good? Hopefully it will not 404 like the last item I tried to post here.

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I love sweat shops

The link needs an extra / after item
aliexpress.com/item//32843265874.html
aliexpress.com/item//32899750203.html

Ok thank you I will remember this.

How do you guys pay for stuff via AliExpress? Just straight up use your credit card?

Paid visa or paypal. Never use a creditcard or debit since you will spend all of it.

They accept PayPal? I can’t find that option

Don't listen to him. He is a troll or stupid.

Well my question basically is
>is it safe to use my credit card

It is safe if you only use Ali and Amazon, if you also use lesser known import stores you can do this: I have a Visa credit card for food, gass and bills and a second bank account with a Master card debit only for online stores.

Do your own research, buddy. Would you really trust random people on this website?

>can I trust aliexpress with my cc?
>let me google aliexpress
>ah there is a wikipedia page
>hmm it says they are very popular in russia and owned by alibaba
>let me learn more about alibaba
>Alibaba'smarket capstood at US$352.28 billion.[6]It is one of thetop 10 most valuableand biggest companies in the world
>why yes they are sure going to steal the $500 in my moms bank account

Some dealers do. Most don't and payment options is up to the dealer on what they support.

Thanks guys. Just placed my first ever order.

Hopefully you don't get chinked on your first purchase.

Lol - you realize you just asked a bunch of Chinese sellers whether you should buy from china?

>realizing how inefficient you are compared to the rest.
LOL

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Hopefully not. It was only $50AUD so even so that’s 1hr down the drain; not a huge loss.
Tbh Jow Forums has never really steered me wrong before; despite the stigma most here are decent-ish people

>the seller is processing your order

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lmoa

Just make sure you don't have to pay import tax. That shit means your fucked most of the time.

No import in Aus under 1k

If you aske them, all sellers will undervalue the items for you unless they forget or very bad at english.

>If you ask them, all sellers will undervalue the items for you

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Ayy, made the news!
It really is quite comfy. Insanely stretchy and quite thin fabric. It's like I'm wearing nothing.

>Make sure all bomb residues are wiped off the outside of the package, so they don't trigger the sensors. Thanks!

>Tbh Jow Forums has never really steered me wrong before;

Maybe not, but it can be hilarious. One of the /out/ secret santa threads had someone opening their gift in front of their family and the sender had tagged on a buttplug to the otherwise normal order. Hilarity ensued.

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What are some good chink mp3 players? Plus points if it can be Rock boxes. My Sansa fuze seems to be dying after many years of somehow hanging on.

are there any decent usb sound cards around 10-20 bucks that would be an improvement over the built in one and also wont fry my shit?

Unironically laughed out loud
That pic is amazing. Oh definitely, /tg/ secret Santa’s have been a glorious kekfest these last few years.

doesn't the infographic kind of cover this?

>m
Dirty peasant.

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I'm retarded
aliexpress.com/item/32839747850.html

He is a phone poster, ignore him.

aliexpress.com/item//32949266686.html

JUST

Add an extra / after item my browser automatically removes it.

aliexpress.com/item/retardedphoneposting/32839747850.html

Why I never order from America.
Why do they have to be such good boys and girls?
If it's over £15 I'm not ordering!

The infographic also dates from august 2017, so I was wondering if there's been any new ones released between then and now.

Any good full (mouse+keyboard) mousepads?
Speaking of it’s been 1.5yrs the info could probably use an update

I want an mp3 player with Bluetooth and I have checked these out:

aliexpress.com/item/Flang-P5-Professional-Lossless-Music-MP3-HIFI-Music-Player-Portable-Player-With-4452VN-DAC-Support-Bluetooth/32967011044.html

aliexpress.com/item/High-quality-DIY-QNGEE-X2-MP3-Bluetooth-4-1-Lossless-Music-DIY-MP3-HiFi-Music-Player/32849045813.html

aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-RUIZU-D11-Bluetooth-MP3-Player-Music-Player-8GB-Metal-Music-Player-with-Built-in/32952768890.html

Which one would be a better option?Or if you are able to recommend something in that price range it would be great.
Using my phone is not an option, it don't have Bluetooth

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>Tbh Jow Forums has never really steered me wrong

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Well what did you bought homolord

>1/35 Scale WW2 After a Battle 1945 (Two Russians and three German soldiers) Historical WWII Figure Resin Kit Free Shipping

wut

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>Plus points if it can be Rock boxes
XDuoo X3 and Benjie T6 (AKA AGPTEK Rocker)

Is there a miniDV to usb reader and to you guys have a link to where i can buy one? I have some old tapes and i has wondering if there's a way to watch and even save then on my computer.

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Krauts btfo

What should I go for lads, tin T2 or moondrop crescent?

did the chink take a dump into the package or something?

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Which one of these is worth it?
aliexpress.com/item/gasmask1/32966931371.html
aliexpress.com/item/gasmask2/32827940379.html
aliexpress.com/item/gasmask3/32864125720.html
aliexpress.com/item/finalgasmask/32862488138.html

Everytime I say to my self this is it, I'm finally buying tin t2s they cost 50usd instead of the regular 30. Fuck.

Did you bought some counterfeit shit?

Would this work enough for a seedbox?

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yes it will work for a sedbox

>Did you bought some counterfeit shit?
it would seem so, given the message i received from the seller. not big money though, it was $3.03 compared to ~$3.49 for the official store (not gonna post the link here because i'm the only one who placed an order there and i'd rather protect my privacy)
i guess i'll know what he meant when the package reaches me

>Why I never order from America.
I have only ordered stuff from the US 5 times (and as an European, got raped with import tax). In hindsite the premium wasn't that bad because 4 of the orders was custom handmade and unique. Ín the future I will only buy European and Asian thou.

KZ ATES, wrist straps, knee sleeves, a generic ring and watch. If all good gonna source my YouTube stuff (mouse/keyboard/microphone) from here.

>still not shipped

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>kz ate
What is this
2010

I'm looking into cheap projectors, I'll go anywhere bellow 200€ what can you recommend?

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It’s what was recommended in the infograph. I needed a new pair of earphones with microphone as my current pair are a cheapy $1 pair with no mic.

What would you recommend instead?

A stolen one.

Thoughts on these jeans? thinking of picking up a pair

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aliexpress.com/item/Vivicine-Full-HD-Projector-1080P-Optional-1920x1080-3800-Lumens-Android-Portable-HDMI-USB-PC-Home-Theatre/32885673405.html

The cooling on that is super loud, is that normal for all projectors?

I need a good starter soldering kit.
Would like to make my MDR V6s have a removable cable

guy looks gay and you would too

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the 3rd and 4th

Best Ali Saftey razor brand??

Any laptop stands to recommend? Looking to reduce desk footprint of 14" laptop.

aliexpress.com/item/laptopstand/32947085697.html

>I'm looking into cheap projectors
BenQ is a very popular cheap consumer brand that makes projetors.

I ordered a phone the same day. still processing. kill meeeeee

>ICs mounted crooked
Did the chinks do this or was it the pissbottles?

Has anyone bought a tabletop dishwasher? I saw xiaomi released one for crowdfunding back in October, but have only seen it on gearbest and it is not currently in stock, anyone knows any other good mini dishwashers?

forgot the link: gearbest.com/others/pp_009726104005.html?wid=1433363

I orderd some electronics and cables from DX the 2. Feb. still processing. Feel like cancelling and ordering from Amazon instead now.

After reading many reviews, I would only use Gearbest as a last resort regardless of the price.

What is the best edible thing from AliExpress?

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My tabletop dishwasher was $199.00 CAD brand new with no tax from some liquidation place locally. This unit is normally $199 on sale and $299 normally.

There's no way I'd pay $530 cad for some random chinkshit dishwasher from gearbest

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This is one of the USB ports on my laptop. It looks like as if I could replace this board with another that has 2 ports and cut a hole on the case and thus have an additional USB port. How should I search for this? It's probably not standardized.

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You don't.

I know it's not what you asked for, but what's wrong with just using a usb splitter/hub? It's not worth the effort or risk imo.

Yes it is. For extra security you you install an add-on/app called Pay with Privacy. Let's you set up burner cards for websites you don't trust.

I don't like dongles. I did find replacement parts, I guess I just gotta fogire out on which model did Toshiba use this same board but with 2 ports and get that replacement part.

I already nodded the shit out of this laptop. Long time chink shitters maybe remember me from last summer when I replaced the wifi card with an adapter card to connect a x1 to x16 PCIe riser card and installed my brother's older desktop VGA card in it.

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>Phone doesn't have Bluetooth

Get a new phone

I don't want to be part of the botnet sorry

On second thought, what would happen if I just asked my electrician friend to solder another port on this? Would it just werk?

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Yes, most large projectors, especially cheap ones, will use cheap loud fans.

If you want quality you need to pay for quality

Looks like that pcb supports 2 ports, it should work. The usb type A ports aren't hard to solder. More power to you, user. I'd be afraid to mess up my laptop chassis.

I think you might need a second one of those things though.

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>Ugly abomination with hoses everywhere and taking up all the counter space

Just use the sink, it's probably faster and cleans better too.

>Uses the internet to buy chink shit
>Thinks he's not already contributing to a botnet

You're fucking retarded, mate.

No. You don't see the other advantages such as having a box you gradually load up with used dishes. Smell is contained in this box and the sink empty and clean. The single hose tucks behind the unit when not in use and takes 1 pull down to detach it and reattach.

yeah but they don't have my phone number
checkmate

Does this shit actually work? Some payment processors reject my legit mastercard for whatever reason, how can anything accept this fake shit?