Crusader Kings 2

>go to relax and play a video game to escape the jewish cuckoldry
>get cucked
CK2 Politics Thread

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>Kick all the jews out
>You get debuffs

>not playing as the chad normans and founding your bloodline as William the Conqueror and getting your firstborn Robert killed through antagonizing him into dueling you to the point he gets infections from his wounds in addition to being severely mangled after beating him up as a good father should

>Jew wanders in to my court
>can't use my modern knowledge of their jewery to my advantage
>watch as they let them in
>"he'd make a great steward :^)"

Is there a reason you're not just playing Wessex to unite England?

Also, making sure your first two rulers have as many kids as possible is the best thing. Just dozens of my lineage running around the kingdom of Leon only four generations in now, although it's a pain to trace the tree back to ensure there's no inbreeding.

>Be emperor
>Try to seduce daughter
>Game won't let me

Such bullshit

>Is there a reason you're not just playing Wessex to unite England?
Why not Essex and unite England?

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you cannot escape your nature. Cuckoldry is as natural to whites as breathing

Cheats baby, Cheats!

Its fun to get engaged to your great granddaughter, impregnate her, die, Play as son, marry stephmother who is actually your great grand mother.

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>[handrubbing intensifies]

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Its just paracux's swedishness showing through.

You can seduce literally anyones wife and its easy as hell. Every single married man within 3 kingdom reach can be raising your son, but if you try to seduce your daughter? OH NO NO NO, the seduction skill was meant for OTHER THINGS. Oh and if you're gay you can spread CK2aids into every other gay, but no daughter sex, unless you marry her as a heathen, which means you have to become zoroasterian, and even then, she's not your "lover" and has a very low fertility with you.

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>king turns in to a beast
>he'll die before he becomes useful

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Just modify the files
That way you can seduce daughters, moms and lower the ages for seduction

can't. achievement whore.

cringe

High verbal iq is useful

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>king turns into a literal god
>when he dies his heir is 59 and mediocre
>has even worse kids of his own

Alex Jones

(((Physician))) turned me gay.

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Great game.

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Restored the Persian empire, reinstated the high priesthood of Zoroastrianism, became the saoshyant
10/10 would exterminate all abrahamics again

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bishop looks exactly like you. maybe she was just confused

>tfw you can't have an infinite harem of daughter-wives while sacrificing all your sons to the gods
What was even the point of adding Paganism

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Are there any mods that update with current events like that?

lmfao

get out dan.

Gee though luck goy

You can with the new expansion, it allows you to customize pagan beliefs. You can be incestuous polygamous Germanic warriors now and it’s santicfied by your religion

foh with this shit

I like playing as the Welsh