What's the best way to make a good first impression in a tech job interview?

What's the best way to make a good first impression in a tech job interview?

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Be loud and kind of bossy, so they know you'd make a good "leader"

Be a moderately attractive female of colour

Hack their mainframe before you come in.

Unironically wearing a suit and tie.

bring cookies and offer them some

maintain eye contact at all times
do NOT look away
that way you show dominance and focus capabilities

Also dont blink, a clear sign of subordinacy

Say "Ara ara" when you shake their strong, masculine hand

ohayoo desne I'm hear for the big job oWo I see your vagina can I touch it oni-chan thank you I will tocc it a big one haha why are you wet oni-chan I will eat your vagina Then give her head

Don't try to be funny

Wear a video game shirt so they know you're a tech enthusiast.

Use perfume excessively, if they can smell you 6 foots away then you should be ok

Leave your underwear in their office so they have a reason to contact you again

:3

That's actually pretty heart warming.

That image is so cute

>attractive female
>female of color
pick one

found the incel

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show confidence and lie as much as possible

I occasionally interview new candidates at our company. You should consider these:
>dress in business casual, suit is too much
>don't try to be overly friendly
>try to be assertive but not dominant
>do not tell about personal stuff that they can't understand without knowing you
>do not talk shit about your current workplace
>act with humility, express your ideas thoroughly, but consider that they probably know the answer better than you, so be careful how you put your words
>expect questions about things you don't know, and tell them honestly that even though you aren't competent in that area, this is how you would solve the problem...

Shoot any HR faggots you see. Kill them all.

But seriously. Why can't I just skip the pretending to be a person with skills bullshit and just suck someone off instead?

I bet he's waiting for his black nephew

If you're a woman you can do that

Be drunk, dress in anime shirt and tell jokes. I got hired like that last month.

what job

drunk anime comedian

Spring+Postgres backend specialist.

>don't find certain races attractive
>makes you an involuntary celibate

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I hate suits. Refuse to wear em, refuse to ever own one, and I just frankly can't think of any scenario I'd want to be in to have to wear one. Hey it's fine if you want to I guess, not trying to be edgy or anything it's just my personal opinion, always has been. Just it isn't for me.

If you are like me with an anxiety disorder this is basically fucking impossible.

not a fan of java but that's pretty based, user

what an idiot, newborns are blind

number 3 will age like milk, look like a grandma at age 35 and nothing will save her, not even surgery
number 1 with just a bit of makeup gets to look like a literal goddess all they way into her 50s
number 2 doesn't count bc zoophilia is against the law

You said you find every race unattractive besides white. Kill yourself. All pussy is good pussy you're just a faggot

snap your fingers and refer to the interviewer as toots

Thanks

Stare at the bridge of the nose instead if their eyes. Freaks the fuck out of the other party but projects dominance especially when in negotiations.

>What's the best way to make a good first impression in a tech job interview?
pour water on your crotch before the interview and look embarrassed as though you pissed yourself

>What's the best way to make a good first impression in a tech job interview?
Go dressed as a big black jewish trangender woman that has aspergers. You will definitely get the job, especially if it is in software development or Physics, even though you have no qualifications

print out your search history, laminate it, put it in a binder, and offer to show them it

cope

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Bring a glass of wine and when you get there, grab everyone's attention for an announcement.
>*ahem*

>Wyatt Man
Kys

Literally this
> user can you draw out an algorithm that would calculate the amount of pennies to fill the empire state building?
> tell them your assumptions (50 penny in 6 inches, empire state building is a rectangle with pyramid like top
> pseudo code math out
> diameter of penny is used for square length of 6 inch block
> calculate volume from there

They're more interested with how you solve the problem and not if you answer is correct


Also
> user can you show us a recursive binary tree inversion function?
> explain what you think that means
> proceed to try and code it

At the end just say thanks for having you and leave.
Wait for a call or call them if no response in a few days

>shitty 60s tier race propaganda
>literally drawn worse for the nonwhites
Lol good bait. I've seen Asians that literally look like the 3rd pic and whites that are Ann Coulter clones

Look at dis wite boi

As a different user with an anxiety disorder I'll tell you there's A LOT more for someone like him to get through an interview than just making eye contact

Wear some sort of rainbow accessory. I've worked as a project lead and have been involved in the hiring process. HR votes weigh more than mine, and HR loves diversity.

Looks like the guy from falling down but younger.
As a answer, dress nicely, be respectful, be personable.

actual good advice

You must be nonwhite. He looks nothing like him. Btw chris rock looks like 50 cent

Show up in a rainbow colored fursuit.

Be born with a strong jaw and be over 6 feet tall.

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Simple, have a
>Ph.D. in Math
>any job you want
>$300k starting
HR will drop their panties, enen the 'men'

this

Nah, he does kinda look like him, just fatter and younger, and more insecure, and extroverted, and...

I use Arch Linux.

I got a Ms on math, I am receiving programming offers (and remote too) + Teaching positions, but my starting salary is 4500 dollars. Good thing I am on Chile