*lands on your keyboard*

>*lands on your keyboard*
Whatcha programming bruh?

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in what shithole do you live?

>hurr my glorious nation has no bugs
Get over yourself

Hey bro, got enough bugs up in this bitch as it is
> catch under glass
> take outside
> thank bugbro for his visit

India Rajpur

Your demise

Can confirm. In the northeast U.S. I just ignore them though.

>lands on AMD decal

Welcome home bruv.

AyyyMDTARDS BTFO

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San Jose, CA
Every. Damn. Summer.

We have hardly any though

Its much worse in the middle of the night when you suddenly hear a loud as fuck BWWWWWWWWW and you know its one of those fuckers.
Do you want to pray to the gods and hope he doesn't crawl into your bed or get up and search that massive faggot for half and hour then won't be able to sleep for another hour since you're so stressed about it.
If there was one thing I'd not even wish upon my biggest enemy it was this creature of nightmares

>hey bru, what anime are you watching?

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Jesus fuck I'd be more horrified by this keyboard than anything else

christ alive what the fuck

based

bulgaria was filled with these last summer for some reason

what the fuck japan?

Be afraid, frogposters

literally fucking happened last thursday to me
good thing the cold snap fucking killed the rest of them.

>bug dies outside
came in for a reason

stop shitposting and get back to work, Ivane

upstate new york

>work
communism doesn't work

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Here in East Texas it's red wasps and Asian ladybugs that invade our homes this time of year. I stepped on a red wasp a few weeks ago when I was getting out of bed and got stung in between my toes...

These cunts are invading the entirety of Central Europe.

It’s not that we don’t have any, but there aren’t any in my house, or my office.

The bug actually died instantly after landing in that filth.

hell yeah Asian ladyboy invasion

we had this thread already

Not even one of those animal rights fags, but this is outright inhumane and unnecessary

Lol

In America we've managed to kill them all, nice try though.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Pennsylvania

Look at how they've spread over the past 10 years.
They've reached New York for God's sake

Italy, those fuckers are just everywhere

People in developed countries use mosquito nets

Blame the chinks.
It's literally their fault.

its dead. the citric acid causes the muscles to contract and reflex. take your peta shit elsewhere.

it's just a fucking frog, calm down

USA. Do you live in Greenland? Because that's the only place with basically no insects I can imagine.

Well aparently mass slaughtering millions of pigs chickens and cows for their meat is perfectly fine, but MUH DOGS MUH CATS MUH FROGS NOOOOOOOOOO

>spring is coming
>and with it... The Bugs

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Yes, in America you don't have bugs, you either have huge-ass spiders or niggers
good one

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Switzerland. These fuckers were imported from China to Zurich and they've started invading the entire continent. To make matters worse, I live in the warmest place north of the Alps, today was 17 deg centigrade. I can't count on the climate to exterminate these fuckers, but at least my cats kill them reliably.

I live in a tropical super shithole but I have never seen one of these

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Chinks are soulless. Never forget that.

Nothing, I'm shitposing my bugdude

I have one of these hibernating behind a curtain but in the last two days it's been active, though a bit groggy. Tried to feed it a grape but it refused. Don't starve, buggy-san ;_;

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Are you retarded? Those suck blood.

"Forgive me my overlord, the plans aren't ready yet, I need more time..."

Are roaches bros? They are so retarded I don't want to kill them

Pigs and chickens are killed. Then eaten. What the asians in that webm are doing is disfiguring the animal, leaving it to suffer while in excruciating pain while alive, and eat it during the process. Unnecessary animal cruelty, and they get a kick from doing it. I read they do this because they believe they absorb the adrenaline its releasing during its struggle. Truly an insect race of people. If you are one, you cant look at it objectively. Youre an insect

>halyomorpha halys
>hematophage

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>fast bug
>scary and disgusting
>slow bug
>based and friend

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> What the asians in that webm are doing is disfiguring the animal, leaving it to suffer
You ever gutted a fish or even pulled the legs off of a spider before? Shit still moves after it's dead

The stink bug has invaded all corners of the Earth in the last 20 years, they are a plague literally. I would not be surprised if this is the coming mutation to our insect overlords.

kys insect

These cocksuckers are all over upstate NY and it is the worst. They crawl inside of lights, blinds,drawers, anything really, and die in their twitching masses. I have removed dozens of them this year alone, and this year has been relatively light. Nothing repels them. Welcome to my hell

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Michigan checking in....
you are not alone /b/rother

see

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Insha’Allah Takbir.

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What's that? I've never seen one.

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>hurr durr bugs
>posts a fucking health hazard
that's not an ant, fly or small shit spider user, that's the kind of bug you have if you live in a fucking dumpster. You should stop living in delusion and clean your house, disgusting pig

>nets
>developed countries

It's nuthin personal bud.

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This
Based and redpilled, God bless

North Italy is completely invaded by these shits.

>Cheaper that pets
>Sadistically satisfying
>Provide entertainment while you're working
>Some last for weeks on end
>Will come to you
>Absolutely monetarily free

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I seriously hope is right

Retards

>lands
More like smashes.
Stinkbugs are the most dumbshit flyers aside from bumblebees who fly about as well as a Chink drives while drunk.

You too.

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>retards
PLURAL.
It's the same person you retard.

*moves into your bed*
Hey bro, can I crash here? I don't need any snacks, thanks.

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UK here. Never seen one before.

You lucky bastard.

What's a filename?

UK also, what are they?

Oh nothing, just playing games and browsing the web.

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>*vores you*
Heh, nothing personnel :3

>Health hazard
>A bug that eat onions having anything to do with trash

In the south we got these motherfucker too dont worry
I guess the Pianura padana is the most fucked zone tho since they love fields

When I sleep I leave 1 on in the basement 24/7 and 1 on in kitchen or living room. Usually only do upstairs every weekend or so. No more stink bugs. To be fair, they do get help from the cat.

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What do you use to prevent bugs from entering your home, pajeet?

removing systemd prevents most of the bugs from entering

This but unironically. It's fun to watch slow, based-looking bugbros which you know aren't trying to kill you

that smells like literally shit when you kill them

The cold snap killed the majority of stink bugs in my area

I have one of these it is LOUD as all fuck. Scares the shit out of me if I'm on the same floor as it.

CT and these fuckers are everywhere

I love those little guys, so I get them to crawl on my hand and fling them out the window.
GF hates them, but she's the one who keeps opening the window with no screen.

They're literally fucking everywhere you retard

This is one of the oldest living animal species on the planet.
They don't smell bad unless you crush them.
Be kind to based stink bugs!

Northern hemisphere. Winter.
Bugs are dead.

Thats why they come inside you mong