Bidets are technology.
Post 'em if you've got 'em.
Bidets are technology
Cooper Jackson
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Leo Wright
How do I install one?
Also, my only outlet is on the other side of the bathroom.
Gabriel Edwards
>How do I install one?
You literally just need to put it under your toilet seat, and connect the water intake to your water supply. Takes ten minutes at most.
Austin Richardson
That sounds pretty easy then.
Jace Morris
The best part is the blue led for the toilet water. I would make mine rgb.
Oliver Powell
imagine you are either so fat, or so lazy, or both, that you can't even wipe your own ass properly
Cameron Rogers
OPs image is clearly not the seat for a large person.
No way they're gonna fit there.
Brandon Sullivan
>doesn't have a bidet
>lecturing others about how to clean their ass
Bentley Morgan
>not using your bathtub for a deep clean
Then again, PSI to anus could be high on your contraption
>does it use soap?
John Perez
Andrew Morales
Forgot to post
>plug socket above the sink
Elijah Brooks
Speaking of toilets, anyone else excited for the future of sanitation?
Austin Allen
Is this the final solution to the pajeet problem?
Joseph Nelson
Glad those exist, in the off-chance I have a kid I won't have to wipe his/her ass
Xavier Diaz
Probably not, but it seems like a step in the right direction.
Caleb Moore
This is not designed for fat fucks. It's actually very hygienic.
Adam Fisher
>thinking dry wiping is hygienic
Joseph Martinez
>toilet paper in OP pic
Evan Watson
>balls sitting a few inches from a bowl of water plugged in to 120 volts AC
thanks I hate it
Dominic Stewart
Extermination, mein kamerat
Hudson Parker
i just take a shit before i shower. for this reason i never have to buy toilet paper
Cameron Lee
>shit only twice a week
>holding it in this long guarantees horrible and steamy loafs
>jump straight into the shower after shitting
>don't even use toilet paper
>clean out my ass with running water
>shower normally
>if time permits, i jerk off and go for a prostate orgasm
I've been thinking about getting a bidet, but it would have to warm the water, because I dont want a jet of ice cold water hitting my asshole in the winter, also I have roommates, I don't want them to think I have some kind of medical condition that requires a specialty toilet.
Also is it true you can set the pressure high enough to clean out the inside of your colon in one shot? That would be really handy.
Aiden Hughes
>american sized bidet
Nicholas Reyes
Whats with these fucking bidet shill threads in the last year or so.
Juan Cooper
there are toilets which spray water on your ass? what in the name of japanese
Brayden Morris
just shit in the shower and push it down the drain with your feet
Hunter Rogers
Are you a manlet?
Josiah Wilson
no he has hemorroids
Caleb Robinson
Looks like it's designed to be squatted on for maximum shit-comfort
Lucas Watson
>I don't want them to think I have some kind of medical condition that requires a specialty toilet
>Americans
The majority of the civilized world uses bidets in one form or another, you know. Just because most Americans are backwoods hicks who think smearing shit into your skin with paper is "clean" doesn't mean they're right.
Nicholas Howard
Some people just like to start fires, user...
And you get some really juicy replies from pompous powdered wigs that prance around like a show pony with ginger in their ass because they think squirting water at it makes it smell like golden roses, like this guy: >The majority of the civilized world uses bidets in one form or another, you know
>Europe basically
>Europe
>civilized
How droll, dahling...
Joshua Carter
don't forget wifi
Caleb Howard
As an Italian (Italy being nearly the only country where bidets are a standard), I can clearly dismiss whatever the fuck you posted as something that looks absolutely nothing like a bidet. Check out pic related.
Nicholas Diaz
As another fellow Italian I second what said
You can't wash your feet in that "bidet" of yours
William Harris
is this a screenshot from a Zeos video
Jace Lewis
>eat properly
>no shit gets stuck on ass or hair when you poop
>paper is completely white after wiping
imagine being a fatty or spice shitskin lmao
Isaiah Murphy
Dumping my toilet folder, also be sure to check out toiletfan1 on youtube, this guy finds all the best toilets and demos them for us
Justin Young
Aaron Anderson
Carter Cox
Joshua Smith
Ryan Hernandez
Justin Rodriguez
Robert Smith
Carter Sanders
>logs the size of every shit to the botnet and plays a jingle throughout the house every time the bidet activates
Andrew Watson
Andrew Collins
Not a single Indian poster in sight...
Bentley Butler
>stool analyzer, posts fat content, etc to twitter
Jordan Phillips
>logs
hehe
Brayden Gray
bidet sounds french. i do not want something french shooting liquid at my asshole.
Jonathan Green
Does you poostation have a flip tp-roll button?
Ayden Carter
looks comfy
Sebastian Nguyen
LMAO check your toilet privilege
William Gray
Nice digits, Amerishart.
Dylan Cruz
my ass is super hairy (greek-italian)
so I always get digleberries and pieces of corn stuck in my asshole hair
will these bidets blast the dingleberries off my asshole or will I need to still use the wire brush I use now?
Luis King
In australia i've started seeing more of these in-built bidets around, in the old days nobody had them. Also, the shops now stock "flushable" wet-wipes which are becoming super popular as more people realize its way cleaner than using dry paper. The problem with flushable wipes is they don't dissolve properly and clog pipes, plumbers swear off them 100%. Hence, bidets slowly taking off.
I just keep a pump-bottle of light moisturizer in the toilet if i feel like a thorough 'wet' clean, works pretty well.
Kevin Howard
Been using this because I have a j-pouch due to severe ulcerative colitis and my shit is pretty acidic. Would love to install a bidet on the toilet seat but my family already ridicules me for using the portable one because they think spraying water on your ass is the grossest thing in the world and the idea makes them uncomfortable. Talked to my dad about it and he told me only women can use bidets. What is it with Americans being so fucking scared of bidets?
Andrew Miller
water-cooled see pee-yew
James Sullivan
Now THIS is podracing
Mason Mitchell
Get some cheap electric hair clippers and shave your asshole at that point