2004 in school

>elective computer lab "class" in middle school
>don't even remember when I signed up for it but all my friends were in it so whatever
>all the lab computers were networked with their entire disk drives accessible to all other machines
>me and friend figure out you can edit the contents of each other's desktops and any other file on their machine
>naturally this lead to people renaming folders to swear words and dropping pictures of elephants having sex on people's desktops
>this went on for 3 days before teacher figured out it was me who told people how to do it and I was banned from the computer lab for the rest of the course

also one time in elementary school I got shouted at by a computer lab teacher because we were doing stuff in clarisworks and I minimized it to poke around on the computer and i clicked the trash can and the teacher thought i was the one "breaking" all the computers by deleting everything and kicked me out

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also in high school I was in another elective "computer media" class that kinda went through video editing and how to 3D model stuff in google sketchup, I did everything faster than everyone else in the class and spent all my time on google maps looking at foreign countries street views, this pissed off my teacher who unplugged my ethernet because had enough, then he shouted at me for messing with his network because I took someone else's ethernet cable to plug into my machine and kicked me out
I think he was angry at me because we had the same last name and he thinks I was spreading around rumors that he was my dad or some shit, he had problems.

computer education in schools is completely worthless, if you haven't realized.

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Yeah those stupid IT teachers believe their way is the right way. Had one who insisted it was normal to double space after a punctuation mark.

>everything is restricted
>no cmd
>but for some reason you can write and run .bat scripts
>batch script to open command prompt
>command to make new administrator
>looked something like Net User /add whatever
>unrestricted admin access so we can play all the vidya and do whatever we want
later
>shouldersurf teacher's login
>it has administration software on the desktop
>open user management tool and print a list of every user's name + password
>on a different computer, log into guy I don't like using the printed list
>change his wallpaper to some fucked up shit and change his password
>next computer class he can't log in, then after trying for 20 minutes he asks the teacher to reset his password
>finally logs in and has fucked up shit on his computer in fullscreen
>he freaks out
>lol get bullied nerd
also
>teacher account has program to view and modifiy everyone's grades
>decide not to change anyone's grade so that I don't get caught, but I totally could have

>BIOS password protected
>Computer case padlocked
>Pryied open坂本愛玲菜 5.25" drive slot
>Diskless system, not even HDD cable
>managed to move BIOS reset jumpers
>plugin my own HDD and copy all school licensed softwares

I remember a kid got caught looking at shrek porn on the library computer in middle school and it was pretty much the greatest thing to ever happen ever

>reboot computer in safe mode
>get past website filter software because it doesn't run in safe mode

Imagine how poor you must be to have attended a school that wasn't 100% Unix.

>net send NIGGER in middle school typing class
>set every laptop in highschool's home page to a youtube link of loud nigra a few days before graduation

>all the printers in the school are networked and you can send 999 page print jobs whenever you want
>someone literally starts printing a picture of all black and spamming it to random printers and gets caught

I'm pretty sure if it happened now a disgraced IT guy would want to press charges claiming felony UNAUTHORIZED USE OF A COMPUTER because they're too stupid to password their shit

>Friend is super into Java
>Give him shit for it
>He designs his own scripting language and writes the interpreter in java
>Copies the jar from a flash drive
>itruns.jpg
>We start writing scripts in that language to copy jar over the network
>We now can remotely deploy code to any computer in the school district
>We get bored and use it to install minecraft
>Go back to school for werk few years later
>Use computer to check email
>Check if scripting language still runs
>it does

>We get bored and use it to install minecraft
How old are you?

minecraft is like 11-10 years old dude

Now? 18, I was 14 at the time IIRC

El classico:
>screenshot desktop
>make it the wallpaper
>delete all the shortcuts

ITT : things that never happened

Now I regret never having done this.

Yes.

>2008
>be in highschool
>computer use extremely limited
>be in computer lab for writing assignment
>finished and trying to browse youtube
>sadly most social network websites are blocked, even youtube for some reason
>you can stumble upon randomly blocked pages even while trying to research actual school topics on SFW websites
>tried a bunch of VPNs but none of them seem to work
>stumble upon a tiny piece of shitware claiming to be a VPN that works on strict networks
>probably chinese government made spy tool used on their own citizens
>might as well try it out
>it actually works
>some guy sees I'm on youtube
>"Woah dude how did you do that?"
>"Here hang on"
>Put the software on a usb key
>Plug it into his computer and shove it on his user network storage space
>"Woaaaahhh thanks man!"
>No one had ever shown appreciation like that to me before
>Almost about to cry but have to hold it in
>Some girls who overheard me are approaching us
>I can already feel my autism kicking in
>the most good looking of them all speaks first
>"Did you say you have a thing to unlock websites user?"
>"Y-Yes I do...want it?"
>She smiles
>"Of course silly we all do!"
>"Hehehe alright then..."
>get the program on their network spaces
>"Wow thanks user! You're such a genius!"
>"T-tha.. erm I mean you're w-welcome"
>come back to school the next day
>A crowd forms around my locker as I unpack my stuff for the first time in my entire life
>Basically 10 people hand me usb keys asking for the software
>I oblige, wanting people to like me
>Couple weeks go by
>Basically no more people asking for the program anymore
>I guess it just spread naturally among everyone at school
>One day I get called into the principals office
>Someone ratted me out
>Some netadmin boomer basically accuses me of dealing virtual drugs
>mad because that program cannot be blocked and now everyone is using it
>mfw
>Get banned from computer labs
>But now that girl says hi to me when she sees me

Worth it.

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not him but in HTML. input type="password" just change it to input type="text" and voilà

I got another one

>be senior year of high school
>using computers to finish some dumb project
>get a brilliant idea
>get some buddies in on it
>we switch up caps on 3 different keyboards to spell "PENIS"
>laugh like idiots for like a minute
>teacher notices, comes up to us
>always mad so she'll definitely not enjoy that one
>sweating like a mad man
>doesn't see anything wrong at a glance
>she goes away
>finish working on project
>leave lab
>halfway into next period
>me and my buddies are called into the principal's office
>we already know what's about to happen
>get in the office
>there's a picture of the 3 keyboards on her desk
>buttmad because he thinks the keyboards are broken beyond repair
>I can't hold in my laughter and smirk the entire time
>"Vandalism is funny to you? You do know I'll be making you pay for those keyboards?"
>"The keyboards are not broken. I worked on it for the rest of the period and it was just fine"
>"The teacher said they were broken, as did a student whom we trust on computer related issues"
>That guy is actually a retard who gloats about being a tech genius
>He hates my guts for knowing he's retarded
>One of my buddies finally chimes in
>"Can we see the keyboards?"
>"They have already been thrown in the trash, now pay up or get suspended
>Not paying for something I didn't break
>Have to explain to my dad how I got suspended for "breaking" a bunch of keyboards
>He laughs even harder than I did

>Have teacher log in for something
>Hit save password on fiefox as soon as he walks away
>Go in and find it after googling how
>Month later
>Log into his teacher account on somebody else's profile left open in the library.
>Had to increment last digit by 1 in password
>Change Chad's grades from B's and C's to all 100 percent A's
>He get suspended, almost expelled a week later

Never felt better

I remember setting up a linux server at home then using ssh to create a socks proxy so that I could bypass the web filter and watch youtube.

Before that though the school recognized that I had better abilities than their classes and allowed me to shadow the system administrator for the school. He showed me the security cameras for the lunch room, etc... It was security by obscurity it was just an IP address with all the feeds and no password. I memorized the IP and start showing people, eventually accidentally help someone cheat on a Microsoft excel test, but that teacher was an asshole anyway, and lose all my special computer privileges.

>be in school
>4 pentium II systems
>Rest Pentium 1 MMX
>Running Windows 95
>none of them ever stop using the swap file besides two
>everyone played gizmos and gadgets on that one all the time

>shop class
>classmates password protected public computers
>boot into safe mode
>admin account has no password
>remove passwords
>shop teacher thanks me, says he was going to throw them away

I once pissed on a chair in the computer lab because I had too much anxiety to ask where the restroom was, so there's that.

>2008
>middle school
>log into a shit ton of school computers
>set start up page to mr hands
>get suspended

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>Senior year of highschool
>all ishit computers are connected by a network with no password so the teacher can see what everybody is doing
>control computer on the other side of class where the beaners sit and type in naked african ladies
>I click the one with the biggest saggiest titties and maximize it

I will never not laugh when i think of their reactions

jesus fucking christ

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>all ishit computers
There is really no alternative.

>decide not to change anyone's grade
pussy

same

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>be me in 9th grade
>they install shiny new PCs in school
>this computer lab rig is especially nice
>core 2 duo, 4gb ram, nvidia gtx 9600
>have a shitty celeron d at home
>"user, can you help installing linux on this new PC we have in computer lab? our windows license is running out and the computer guy is not going to be able to come until next month... here are the keys"
>decide it's now or never
>run home, take out the shitty celeron motherboard
>come to school, swap out the motherboards
>mfw no one ever noticed
>mfw i spent the rest of the school playing vidya and got shitty notes for the exams

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>use proxies to browse ytmnd
>still don't have any friends to this day
thanks

>bring in floppy disk
>point winnuke95.exe at gateway
>library closed for 2 days
>mfw

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It's probably dns setting that was changed.

>write a program that beeps the internal speaker randomly on certain days
>put it on every PC using geek squad MRI CD, registry values and all
>day comes along
>the computers are singing all day and nobody knows why it's loud even when the volume is down

I downloaded tor onto my school computer so I could play 8 ball pool on miniclip.com

All in middle school
>had the ability to delete and make files from my class' work folders
>just put nyancat in everybodys folder every day, and replace it if someone deletes it
>i spammed an annoying retard's folder with text files, would replace them as soon as he deleted them
>got caught and had to do a presentation on computer ethics

>kids would forget to log off in the library
>print screen, disable icons
>use them to test shit out that i wouldn't want on my account

>had access to every printer in the school
>printed meme shit
>never caught

>booted ubuntu from usb
>goofed around, can't do much because of network restrictions i didn't know how to evade

>in science class
>laptops are passed out for something we had to do online
>pretend i forgot my password
>ask the teacher if she could login for me
>she resets my password
>"that didn't work"
>she lets me use her account
>that actually worked.jpg
>teacher accounts also have heavy restrictions

That was sort of fun. The real fun I had was stealing more than half of my gym's locks and locking them all together in a huge mess and locking it up in a locker on the last day of middle school. Never got caught.

>two years ago
>in server lab class
>computers aren't configured to use active directory logins like every other machine on the campus, they're just basic windows installs with full access to everything
>have to set up a DHCP on an ubuntu server vm
>fuck it up somehow
>DHCP ends up serving the entire campus
>no one can use computers for two days straight

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Me and a nerd buddy requested concon from all machines in it the network once. We already knew this worked locally, but weren't sure if you could remote execute it by broadcast. One variant did work, so virtually all machines on the network crashed. We kept the other tests to one machine after that, IIRC.

Also had a bit of harmless fun with net send and the alert noise and some silly gimmicks (suddenly persistent mouse cursor trails, screen cracks with noise, invasion of "eyes" - that kind of a thing, also hijacking http or the browser's text input field and injecting a different website) as a joke with specific people.

But overall I was a good student, fixed a decent number of computer issues and got rid of a bunch of script kiddie keyloggers and such. (Still not sure if those were installed by some other student or teacher or by the IT staff.)

Even better: take screenshot, flip it upside down, flip the image of the display upside down and set screenshot as background and hide the tray. Now everything looks normal until you try to move the mouse

>around 2011, grade 9 at school
>IT teacher was this mean as fuck South African bitch (had survived cancer and a serious accident involving her motorcycle and a bus but irrelevant)
>fucked around in class doing random shit on the schools thinkpad laptops
>one day figured out you can get admin privileges by logging in with your usual username/password combo but flicking the physical wifi switch off and back on while loading
>go home and download some zip folder of hacking tools that Included brutus, LOIC and some other stuff; thinking I was the man (the name of the download was cat related but can’t remember it)
>bring it all to school on a USB to play around with
>can’t use any of it cause I didn’t know shit about computers but run a few programs anyways for laughs with a friend
>fast forward a year
>assignment due, couldn’t find any usbs so used the same one
>try to delete everything off it in the morning but estimated time was about an hour due to how many random files
>say fuck it, load assignment and take it to school
>print assignment, handed in
>later in the week get pulled out of class and into office with IT people and principal
>I accidently left the USB in the school computer afte printing assignment, someone’s found it, had a look, seen all the programs and my assignment with my name on it and handed in to teacher
>basically get yelled at by 2 middle aged loser neck beards, “I’ve seen grown men get dragged off of university campuses for stuff less than this”
>tells me I could’ve changed grades, edited school payment info for students etc but I was too retarded
>suspended and banned from IT for two years

I don't know who discovered that was possible, but it was chaos once a bumch of people found out there was a "shutdown -i" command (not sure exactly, but you got a screen and then you'd just go and send shutdown commands to the computers around you, the hostnames were on stickers on the boxes so it was easy.

Also some great dude managed to hide some arena shooter in a shared folder, that was a laugh as well obviously.

Our school had several carts full of ibooks for a whole classroom to use and they had at least 3 of 4 of these.
Whenever they rolled in the apple ibook cart, people would play the pre-loaded games like tony hawk pro skater 2 if they sat in the back of the class, I don't know how they didn't catch that.
There's no funny stories, but goddamn I just realized those carts were probably worth close to $100,000 each in hardware alone.

I deleted system32 from a library computer once and the kid next to me got blamed for it because our teacher had shit memory and couldn't remember who was where and there were no cameras to prove otherwise.

Things that didnt happen: The experience: The thread

>nothing ever happens

based, redpilled, etc

At my school, they used a HTML-based shell replacement. In reality there was one account, which had administrator access, but the shell made it look like there were separate accounts by mounting personal storage and hiding unauthorized applications. They also had a limited custom file browser.
>find out that the file browser allows you to create new files
>create a text file
>open it, launches in notepad
>use notepad's open dialog to launch explorer
>use explorer to create a .cmd file
>type 'start' in file and run it to launch a command prompt
>fuck around
>find shutdown
shutdown /i
>needs a list of targets
>discover net
net view
>copy list into shutdown
>click ok
all computers shut down
>panic, because of not not expecting it would work
>start worrying, because it may show up in the system log
>go home
>never hear anything about it ever again
I wonder what would've happened if I tried it earlier, since many computers were already shut down because it was close to the end of the day.

That used to be convention on typewriters, so I see where he's coming from. It's pointless on computers though.

Couldn't you just have said you never intended to use it on the school computers, only for personal "ethical" use?

Our school library had a few PCs with mild restrictions. This was just about on the cusp of the nauseating phonefaggotry explosion, 2014/2013 IIRC
Every break, hoards of kids come to the library for the obvious reasons. Facebook was still popular at the time.
>set up keyloggers on the PCs
>accumulate.Jow Forums
>a handful logged
If you wanna mess with someone and know their email and number, you can probably jack right in. Most of the passwords were plain phone numbers.
>log in as random people
>groupchat everyone on their friend's list
>CAN ANYYBOVY RECOMEND ME MORW ANIME LIKE ONI-CHICHI
>make one kid suddenly hyper obsessed with thomas the tank engine
>mfw i see their account deleted a day later

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>and i wonder

>in computer lab
>attractive milf teacher can see everything on screens
>type my phone number on word doc and leave it open
it was worth a try.

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>computer education in schools is completely worthless, if you haven't realized.
More like education in the US is worthless.

>>Year of our Lord 2000
>>PCs in the high school computer lab are actually pretty great for school computers
>>They all have Visual Studio installed
>>Bring in the Quake 2 mod development kit
>>Convince teacher we're learning coding
>>Spend the entire year making stupid fun Q2 mods and playing deathmatch
>>We're shit at coding so we just fuck with the game variables like gravity, weapon functions and shit like that
>>Most complicated thing we made was when we found a tutorial to enable bouncing bullets for the basic pistol
>>Make a mod where the rockets bounce off walls and never explode unless they hit someone
>>Rockets are unlimited
>>Run around with half a dozen people in the map with rockets going everywhere laughing our asses off

That shit was so great, one of the guys found out you could change the model the game drew for a rocket after it was fired to pretty much anything (like how the Scientist Shotgun in Rocket Crowbar worked back in the day) so he changed it to fire Q2DM1, the entire BSP.
Shooting entire levels at each other was fucking hilarious until it caused everything to crash, and the teacher was convinced we were "slowing down the network" (which was 100mbit ethernet even in those days) by playing deathmatches.

Mouse pointer will be upside down.

>spent all my time on google maps looking at foreign countries street views

Sounds like you were pretty useless.

>in middleschool
>just learned of scripting
>want to be 1337 hacker
>cmd opens on school computer
>tree
>oh fuck what if i get suspended
>email network admin
>he thanks me and next day cmd is blocked
>.bat works but another email later thats fixed too
>powershell is next and then the ide that it has
>find wmci by just typing into google. dafuq_is_this.jpg.jpg
>email that too
>by the time i get to highschool junior year they ask me to intern over the summer
>mfw after highschool i got a job in my own school for googleing shit and sending emails

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Primary school (1998-2004):
>played Captain Comic and some DOS Formula 1 game on age-old computers before I even knew what they are
>went into IRC rooms during computer classes and had text-based Dragon Ball fights
>tripped balls when I realized that the Pentium III machines could run Rogue Squadron way better than our shitty family computer
>joined computer club just to be able to play SW:RS for half an hour a week
High school (2004-2011):
>used mouse pads as frisbees
>blew up a bunch of PSUs by flipping the input voltage switch to 110V
>scared boomer teachers by degaussing monitors
>shared porn with buddies via flash drives
>bro CS teacher always turned last period before holidays into a Blobby Volley or (original) Lemmings tournament
>stayed in computer room until 8 pm programming VB scripts and surfing the internet because only had 56k at home
>rubbed one out to hentai on Google images one night while alone in the building
>got locked in another time because cleaning lady didn't check computer room
Computer classes were fun.
>computer room was off limits to all sub-11th graders during recess
>snuck in anyway to watch videos on youtube in glorious 480p
>got 50€ from my guitar teacher for writing a Java program that counts key presses and calculates the average BPM

My buddies and I were constantly looking over our shoulders back in the day because the network admin was absolutely silent and seemed to materialize out of thin air behind you when you were doing forbidden things. I used to have nightmares about him for like 3 years after I graduated. Went to a reunion after 5 years, he turned out to be really nice when you weren't constantly breaking the rules.

>he thinks I was spreading around rumors that he was my dad or some shit
lol

Kek, that brings me way back, we did the same thing

what about that intel shortcut that fliped the sceeen? it was ctrl+alt+arrow or something like that

>high school
>computers so secure you need admin privilege to read USB drives
>find out whoever set this up created an admin account named "USB" with no password
>root access on the entire network
>install vidya in every students' personal folder
>install firefox to bypass web blockers they set up on IE

>months later the staff starts realising they have a massive security breach
>recieve email warning students to stop fucking with the computers
>change their passwords

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>requested concon
What?

Full access null password accounts are the best, there was 5 of them on the network at the highschool I went to in 1997-99
Didn't wind up doing anything bad with them, I just used the school internet to download my warez at 80kb/s and then throw it all in a split .rar that'd I'd copy to my two dozen floppies

>spam shift key until the Windows thingy for locking keys pops up
>enable for ctrl, shift and whatever else it can be used for
>computer beeps every time you press one of them
>spam all the buttons for 30 seconds
>computer can't keep up with beeping
>keeps beeping for a few minutes
>bring some friends
>create a beautiful choir of 20 computers beeping for 10 minutes right before class starts

>obtain access to the broadcasting room
>blast Erika and Horst-Wessel-Lied from every speaker in the school

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>Facebook was still popular at the time
>still
Weird to read this.

I was sitting on a computer chair during a lecutre and it just fell apart as I acted like nothing happened and continued to "lean" on the back of the chair that was no longer there

>Download CS 1.6 and minecraft
>Spend School labs by LANs with friends

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Not at my school, but the school my mom worked at Quake 2 was installed on all PCs for some reason.

>school network blocked battlenet on the wifi
>but not the direct launcher for WoW
It was fun

>download emulators in class
>play sonic on the sets emulators non stop instead of doing any work
>everyone makes fun of me for being a sonic autist, makes a bebo page about me
>teacher fucking hates me becausde I never do any work, tells me I'll fail
>pass the exam easily

Cmon step it up

>we switch up caps on 3 different keyboards to spell "PENIS"
I did the exact same thing

>2009/2010
>Warez sites have acutal content
>Lookup the schools control software
>We have student.exe
>Warez package has teacher.exe
>Use portable task manager to close student.exe
>Test teacher.exe
>Actually receive the full teacher control panel
>Not a fan of getting in trouble
>Go to a few of the trouble makers in the class and show them how to close the student.exe and provide them with teacher.exe
>Watch as the whole school Burnes for 4 days until they are all punished

Unfortunately I was missing config information so when one of them put a message on the screen for one class it actually did it for the whole school so that's when all the fun ended

>everyone makes fun of me for being a sonic autist, makes a bebo page about me
kek

/wave 1, user. How badly did those unlimited bouncing rockets slow down everything?
>so he changed it to fire Q2DM1, the entire BSP
LOL. If you still have a screenshot, please post.

>group of guys i used to play dnd and vidya with in highschool
>internet in our area was shitpoor even up into the mid 2000's
>would get together and share movies, music and vidya on burnt disks
>all of us in one computer classroom
>most computers in our highschool running xp
>someone had an exploit to elevate
>install half-life and diablo on classroom computers
>everyone constantly fucking around with the printer
>teacher never had and idea what was happening or how to make it stop
>routinely have nothing to do in class
>classwork used word processing and spreadsheets file formats the teacher had no idea how to handle
>use browser proxying to reach hidden websites
>they had no idea about Jow Forums and could browse it freely
>all falls apart after someone did some autist goes crying to the principle
>someone did him a favor and put all the arby n the chief episodes on some disks for him
>parents find out and they freak out about muh piracy
>goes crying to the main office bawling his eyes out confessing this whole ordeal
>principle shrugs it off has no idea what the problem even is
>find out from a friend the principle talked to about it
>the principle had said he had to take some kind of action because of the circumstances
>no actual repercussions
after that we were pretty much all about to graduate and a lot of us finally had access to fast and stable internet

>early 2000's
>everyone in class is waiting at the XP login screens
>press shift a few times
>beep bweee boop boop beep
>lots of other kids join in
>entire room just beeping and we can't stop laughing

used to do this same thing and when we'd play cs and press e at LAN we'd all giggle hysterically

Sadly we only got IT classes right after net send was changed to disabled by default. I think that happened after XP SP2 and the school computers had Vista at the time.

>9th grade computer class
>burn CDs with ROMs and pass them around class
>teacher didn't care
>daily pokemon/advance wars battles
>10th grade web design class
>show people how to use tor to bypass blocks
>browse the deep web and buy drugs while in class
>set up Halo: CE on network drive
>gain reputation as leet stoner hackerman (lol)
>11th grade
>learn about script kiddie tools
>use WiFi kill to get out of lessons
>MITM redirect images on webpages to gore and gay porn
>do this one day while teacher is connected to projector and I don't get caught
>set up a phishing account to steal Facebook logins
>everyone runs tor on their phones at school now
>12th grade
>chill out a bit
>send around apks of Minecraft, play in full servers while in class
>everyone has gba netplay figured out by now for daily pokemon battles on our phones
>running riced Linux on my laptop at lunch
>pull up terminal to connect to my friends home server
>lunch monitor thinks I'm hacking and I get suspended

No real achievements but at least I had the reputation

literally me in middle school

funniest post ITT

>>Pryied open坂本愛玲菜 5.25" drive slot
wot

just make the PC speaker beep randomly. annoying and normalfags will be confused when the volume control doesn't work

based quads from based hardware thief

I remember in 7th grade I went to the school library to print out my homework from the night before. I pop in my floppy and the fucking librarian RUNS over and pops it out while i'm loading the file. I was like WTF IF I WAS SAVING YOUD HAVE CORRUPTED MY HOMEWORK FILE!! She spergs out about virus' and shit. I'm like okay then why do you have floppy drives at all?!?! I assured her there were no virus' and she ended up letting me put the floppy back in. Fucking hilarious, great security.

Is it just me or are librarians always total retards or just plain bitches? I don't think I've ever had a good one.

Actually the Librarians I met in college were super helpful for research. Searching those academic database systems can be confusing when theres 8 of them and they're all used differently