Tfw in uni library quiet study area

>tfw in uni library quiet study area
>typing on my ChadPad X220
>sound of the keyboard echoing through the entire floor
>kukbois and roasties with MacBook Airs looking over and shaking their heads
>type even harder
>feel the keys sink deep into the machine
>tactile sensations which are unmatches
>space bar's pitch permeating the void between each word
>battery power getting low
>plug in
>makes the distinct double bleep
>kukbois sigh
>fan starts whirring at 3k rpm to cool this thiccboi down while their laptops throttle and burn through the desk

HOW CAN ITODDLERS COMPETE?

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you have windows.
you are even worse than an itoddler.

I can type pretty quietly on my T420. Sounds like you need to stop autistically pounding the keys.

i just came

>using the "le obnoxiously loud mechanical keyboard" meme on the x220 keyboard
wat. the fuck are you comparing it to that you think typing on it is that loud? a deaf person typing on a touch keyboard in a soundproof room?

A deaf person would probably type quite loudly because they'd be unaware how much noise they're making.

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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Everyone loves Perrine!

nobody gives a shit
i'd play faster than light during mandatory college computing classes as an english major and my laptop's fan would go crazy. i realized i'm the only one that cared about the noise so i said fuck it and put the cpu's to 100%.

How else will one establish dominance?

Lol this
Apples rape you on price but at least it is Unix-like
You are using the literal toddler os

Installing gentoo Or using qubesOS
Or running Gentoo on qubesOS

Are you sure nobody cared? Maybe they just didn't want to have to talk to you and put up with the noise to avoid it.

Kek I guess compiling in the middle of a lecture would be a way to establish dominance as my X200s whirrs with the power of a thousand storms as it tries to cool down.

It's literally Unix you mong

POO IN LOO

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whats the difference

fruitfags have clickaclacks now
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so fucking obnoxious

The x220 looks so comfy. I gave the T510 I purchased years ago to my gf who is absolutely happy with it, because she appreciates it for its looks and reliability. Currently sitting on a Surface Pro 4 and regretting the user experience (although it's considerably faster).

When will Lenovo release another good chinkpad?

>zero travel
>zero button elevation from the surface
>makes a ton of obnoxious noise
The worst of all combinations

>that pinky finger
he can't even type but records typing tests on a video lmao absolute state of mactoddlers

they won't. x220 i7 is the best laptop you can purchase for the freseeable future. throw systemDless distro and i3 on it and enjoy 3 sec boots and libreboot that shit get a ssd and 8 gb of ram, change out the screen for a 1080p and do it all for 500 freedom bucks or less. i'll post big asian boobies so please just listen to me

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Does the x220 support Libreboot? Isn't the x200 the most recent model that does?

>i3
Ewww. Literally the worst tiling window manager around.
Any other wm is better.

I can do that as well but it slows me down significantly. But I pretty much never use it in places where the noise matters.

t. poolet windows users
Have fun developing your ASP.NET entity framework LINQ application

But my desktop threads and my upvotes on r/unixporn!

The difference is between people actually not caring and people thinking you're a dick. Don't know if you care though.

That pinky finger actually looks funny. It's streched out there as if he couldn't control it.

it doesn't matter. it's more lightweight than gnome or windows

but u can do that with any wm user

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oh wait it's coreboot

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>windoze

>quiet room
you would have flown out of there in -2 seconds if I had been there, pajeet

also, windows brainlet. A iWebDesigner is closer to enlightenment than you child molester.

How could you get away with using Windows at university? Are you doing a degree unrelated to computers?

>my gf who is absolutely happy with it
Unless the letters "gf" refer to a 300 pound greasy male who larps with you, I don't think they mean what you think they mean

>x220 1080
lol no

kek
imagine being so insecure that you're afraid that someone will hear you
pic related comes to you
>user, can you please type more quietly?
>s..sure... *eyes down to his keyboard*
haha... Is it me or anyone else got into this situation?

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thinkpad keys arent even that loud if you arent beating them like a retard

My x230 with linux mint lasts me 3 days before needing to be charged with regular notr taking and chan browsing
Around 7 hours SoT
And it only costed 200 euro to buy and upgrade the nigga

tho idk what modern laptops sound like but i compare it to the real mechanical keyboard that i have on my dekstop. that thing is really loud even when typing normally and the x220 is almost inaudible if you compare it with that

Based

wow what a cutie, I wish I had a gf like this

>Implying I would give a fuck about a literal slut's remarks
Sorry that my programming is distracting you from reading your social media bullshit, bimbo.

user it's not healthy to lie to yourself, you'd most likely mumble something incoherent and type quieter.
Don't worry, I'd do the same as would a lot of people here on this Mongolian basketweaving bbs.

why do some people always make posts like this

Easy way to get reactions sometimes.

Because this is most likely scenario.
Unless proven otherwise.
Pro tip: you can't.
Keep your head down, sweaty

What?

am I the only one that can't look at niggers, sois and women who type like this?
my pinky is always firmly planted on caps (mapped to ctrl for muh vim) and I rarely if ever have to move my wrists from side to side.
No wonder le carpal tunnel and le RSI is such a meme.

"Oh sorry! sure thing"
>continues to type even louder.
I make the entire library listen to my MJ playlist during finals cause my chink earbuds are openback.
I told a bitch that complained that I'm hard of hearing and it shut her the fuck up.

dude weed lmao

Actual men would carry around a mechanical keyboard with blue switches to type in the study area

>not having your thiccpad do a CMOS beep every time you press a key
Be assertive in your auditory dominance

I have a cheap shitty $10 keyboard by Onn, it's loud as fuck, good key travel, I can't use it in class because iToddlers get ear raped and BTFO'd when I start typing at 95 words per minute and all you hear is clicks, they tell me to put up my keyboard and I just reply "Let me use my fucking Thinkpad instead of forcing me to use this piece of shit Chromebook!" I'm thinking about investing in an IBM Model M, good buy?

I love Perrine too.

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