Adult toys are technology

not at minimum wage it isn't

Are guns adult toys?

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I'm getting a Sugar Star masturbator when I get my next paycheck, and no one can stop me.

No
Liking men is gay

You're just very insecure with your sexuality

replicating getting fucked in the ass with a dick is gay bro

For an insecure manchild like you, sure.

>For an insecure manchild like you, sure.
You doing gay shit has nothing to do with my insecurity.

There is nothing morally wrong with being gay, you are doing gay thing, that is all. just a point of fact

um no wtf
dumb fag you are meant to get a dildo

But is your computer secure? Answer the question.

>But is your computer secure? Answer the question.
no internet connected computer is 100% secure

See. You're completely missing the fact that you're a manchild, which is why you don't understand what I'm telling you at all.
You've completely misinterpreted what it means to be insecure with your sexuality.
You also don't know the definition of homosexual

yeah keep sticking fake dicks up your ass you straight guy you

hope you don't trip over how straight you are because there is a lot of it there to get tangled up in

I like to attach it to my video games and play away.

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not him, but I got into self butt play when a girl stuck a finger up my ass when giving me a bj, nothing really gay about it, massaging your prostate feels fucking great

If a girl put her finger up his but, he'd probably beat her cuz she just turned him gay

bump.
quality thread.

So if a girl does anal play.
That means she wants to be a gay man right?

Do you know what the definition of homosexual is?

Look it up.

prostate orgasms are a meme.

>t. woman

Alright, post your collections, fags

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>1.18" diameter
That's too much for me.
bruh...

if you're making minimum wage you probably deserve less to be honest

Do you have to wear a diaper?

they're really not. its a lot more intense than a normal orgasm

Timestamp for proof
I don't /have/ to
butt stuff doesn't make you looser, it just makes you more elastic

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I want something girthy and like 8-9 inches long, nothing crazy shaped so no dragon dildos.

Any recommendations?

Jacob skintech realistic 8"

Any Jow Forumsrills wanna chat on Discord? Hmu

The crazy shaped ones feel the best though user

A moral compass

no finish though.

>Wanting to stick something in your butt is immoral
uh-huh

How do you get over the fact that any sort of ass-play invariably involves dealing with shit? Doesn't seem like there's any way around it unless you go through the effort of getting an enema or something

Lelo toys are worth the expense. Over the life of a lelo you'll buy and replace cheaper ones that are shitty and go through batteries because of bad chink wiring at a more expensive rate then just one upfront purchase of the lelo.

It's really not a big deal, just have to use an enema bulb to clean yourself out. Takes 30 minutes tops.

It's a God damn SFW board you faggots. Enjoy your ban.

I'm not so sure user, I've stuck a lot of things in my ass and dragon dildos just look uncomfortable to me. I've had massagers and vibrating plugs but they don't do anything, I'm a true speed and strength guy.

I have a similar girthy toy and it doesn't hit the spot, it's just too straight. Probably should have mentioned I'd like something with a curve.
This is the favourite toy I have amazon.de/Deluxe-Silikon-hottest-starker-Saugnapf/dp/B00LSUJL2Y I just want a thicker and slightly longer version basically.

Dragon/fantasy dildos tend to be softer than most toys. It's down to preference of course, but more intense shapes and textures do a lot more in my experience. I'm by the way

this 100%. just open up and admit your gay. nothing wrong with it.

There's nothing inherently nsfw in this thread

I got a sugar star last black Friday and it's way too tight for me, like dick strangling tight. I have never even gotten close to getting off with it despite having no problem with my 2 onaholes. I bought sugar star because of its connection with "the show", but wish I had realized I can only go so tight.

keep projecting

No workplace thinks it's OK to browse and chat about giving yourself hemroids.

What are kegels and not using 6in diameter dildos?

>no u!

>MFW unironically ordered a dragon dildo
Got the "Stan" in large with medium firmness. Red to black fade coloring. Spent $150 on it. Currently playing the waiting game. 2 weeks and counting.
Make sure you know how to squeeze properly. Otherwise the vibe won't work as well as you think.

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Never had a hemorrhoid personally

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You may have a hard time believing this, but I enjoy anal quite a lot. I'm somewhat ashamed to admit I have purchased a sex machine, a wide variety of dildos, and am now doing depth training to properly take the knots on my larger dildos. But with all that being said, I am literally not attracted to a single secondary sexual characteristic of men. I am attracted to women and I am attracted to dicks, but the face or body of a man is an immediate turn-off. I always picture futa women when going at it, and the only time I ever think about men while "doing the deed" is because I recognize that futa isn't attainable and men are the only fantasy that could ever come true (if that makes since). I would call myself slightly bisexual at best, but there is a 0% chance of me actually fucking a dude or having a romantic relationship with a dude. Same way women might have rape fantasies, but would never do it in real life, because there is no real life rape that would go down like the fantasy.

tldr: buttsluts can still be straight or slightly biusexual

Fuck off back to /v/. On Jow Forums vibrators are to be used for SERIOUS BUSINESS ONLY.
youtube.com/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo

Time to grow up user

Fapping is gay you're literally giving a guy a handjob

Yes!

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I don't own any gays.

You seem really hung up on labeling people gay

No workplace would want you on Jow Forums period
Grow up user

>sucking the corporate cock this hard

Some boards are OK, but clearly marked SFW/NSFW boards imys if someone walked by, it wouldn't cause a scene.

Seeing dragon dildo on a Technology board is fucking stupid to begin with. Someone seeing them on your monitor will get you in trouble. All it takes is 1 person.

You really are as stupid as I initially thought

i can understand that people want to keep a tech board porn free but not that someone would actually browse this site on a work computer. many places block sites like this.

>sucking the literal cock this hard

>man in suit bad!!!! me with hippy hair and tattoos good!!
lmao

Bisexual masterrace reporting in. I bought a cheap one off eBay and so far so good. I cant tell about the one op is thinking but if your ass is amateur I think the low end could be a good starting point

>falling for the chink dildo meme
You shouldn't buy a totally unregulated product like sex toys from China my guy
Pretty good chance that shit leeches chemicals into your ass (which will be absorbed straight to your bloodstream) and the ass bacteria contaminates the pours of the material

>Jow Forums - Technology

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I don't browse this site for specific boards, just quality off-topic discussions.

A piece of rubber with a $5 bluetooth or low power wifi controller and an overstock ps2 vibration motor doesn't cost a consumer $200.
They must sell 50 of these a month at best.

There's nothing gay about prostate orgasms.
Also most people who call themselves "bi" here fell for the trap meme and they vomit when they see normal looking dudes, if your ideal guy looks feminine, you're not bi.

Day of the purge, when?

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I only ever see sites like reddit, warning people to stay away from chink sex toys, just like how they shit on people selling chinese repro carts, or chinese replica watches, or replica keyboard cap sets.
It's all marketers spreading FUD, which is doubly insane when you realize the "legitimate" sex toy stuff is made in china too.

Better yet, I use an upside down jigsaw. Its super easy because silicone dildos can just be stuck straight onto the blade and hose-clamped tight. I've done it a few times now and have only been to the ER twice. I'm actually thinking about retro-fitting a 12 in sawzaw blade onto it so I can use longer dildos.

This is probably the second gayest thread on Jow Forums right now.

Im more for not seeing this shit on here. I dont come here for anything sex related. Sex and technology are 2 totally unrelated things. Its like trying to correlate /Auto/ with sex. Its fucking dumb and does not belong

sexbots when?

Poorfag pls go and stay go

thats something that i dont want to see here. there are other sites and boards for that crap and very few where people arent constantly talking about those things.

>Casually fucks himself in the ass
>Unaware this isn't normal behaviour
Let me guess, you have a mac right?

People have sex in their cars and there's almost constantly a car sex thread on /o/.
What's a good Jow Forums thread to you?
This shit?

anything tech related is fine to me. sex is not technology and the internet is full of places where you can talk about that.

I can't think of many places where I can discuss the unique intersection of sex and modern technology.

You sound like a prude.

Nope.
I'm vehemently against Apple products actually

Also being an incel isn't normal. yet here you are.

Then go to the tech threads.
Cya, and have fun

The difference is that you aren't putting carts and watches in your body.
The most you have to worry about with most chink shit is having it break or fail because it's made badly, but cheap sex toys can affect your health. You wouldn't buy cheap food from China if there was no regulation (you probably wouldn't anyways) Same with something like medicine.
I myself bough a cheap buttplug from Amazon once and the metal started to flake after a couple uses. This is the sort of shit you get when you buy cheap toys.

How isit gay tomgivr a straight fuu a handjib?

based stroke poster

Guns have their own board, sex toys don't.
Then again you could kill people with some dildos, meaning those should be welcome on Jow Forums too.

You're much better off if you buy cucumbers and use those as dildos instead.
No need to worry if the materials are food/surgical grade, they're LITERALLY food.

i dont come to a technology board to read about degeneracy. i could go to any other site if i wanted to see that.

>male orgasms are degenerate