God DAMNIT i wish i had a c++ girlfriend

god DAMNIT i wish i had a c++ girlfriend

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Is there a translated version somewhere out there? please tell me there is

How do I learn shell?

Actionscript? I used to write a little bit of that in high school.

Why?
>birthdate
>age
>Constellation
>Blood type
>height
>Weight
Shell is just "unknown"

>PHP

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> no x86 asm
Garbage

What kind of girl would common lisp be?

A trap

right here senpai

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I'm alright with that.

php should be just a trashcan with skirt

i require Rust

R should be somewhat overweight and also carrying a crapton of utensils.

That's python.

>not wanting a C milf as a gf

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learn the gnu coreutils and other useful linux utilities first, 90% of shell is using other better utilities to deal with text processing that is built into languages like perl and the remaining 10% is a horrible syntax that makes you wish you were using something like perl instead

i agree mah man

Why is PHP so fat?

>satania uses ruby
Is Ruby the most based and redpilled language?

>No borderline retarded haskell waifu

>No Elixir and Julia lolis

Where's lisp, lua , and forth?

>tfw no mommy ara ara C gf
why even live?

>Lisp gf doesn't even appear
Why even live?

Had a java gf for awhile

She didn't go through puberty until 25

...

nice

>you will never instantiate C++'s objects
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where's my Basic cougar waifu user?

Where's the Basic cougar milf?