god DAMNIT i wish i had a c++ girlfriend
God DAMNIT i wish i had a c++ girlfriend
Is there a translated version somewhere out there? please tell me there is
How do I learn shell?
Actionscript? I used to write a little bit of that in high school.
Why?
>birthdate
>age
>Constellation
>Blood type
>height
>Weight
Shell is just "unknown"
>PHP
> no x86 asm
Garbage
What kind of girl would common lisp be?
A trap
right here senpai
I'm alright with that.
php should be just a trashcan with skirt
i require Rust
R should be somewhat overweight and also carrying a crapton of utensils.
That's python.
>not wanting a C milf as a gf
learn the gnu coreutils and other useful linux utilities first, 90% of shell is using other better utilities to deal with text processing that is built into languages like perl and the remaining 10% is a horrible syntax that makes you wish you were using something like perl instead
i agree mah man
Why is PHP so fat?
>satania uses ruby
Is Ruby the most based and redpilled language?
>No borderline retarded haskell waifu
>No Elixir and Julia lolis
Where's lisp, lua , and forth?
>tfw no mommy ara ara C gf
why even live?
>Lisp gf doesn't even appear
Why even live?
Had a java gf for awhile
She didn't go through puberty until 25
...
nice
>you will never instantiate C++'s objects
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where's my Basic cougar waifu user?
Where's the Basic cougar milf?