If your computer had a personality, what would it look/act like?

If your computer had a personality, what would it look/act like?

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it would be me. poorly put together, loud, inefficient, and dirty.

A computer

it will slap out of nowhere and tell me to get a job

It would be a well built chad tier dude, it would also steal my girlfriend in all likelyhood

High powered and underutilized

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ayy qt u got discord?

pajeet

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It would of course be professional and hard-working.

It would be well organized and pretty, a bit slow maybe ... and acts bitchy when you wake him up. (something is fucked with the PSU ... doesn't start up from standby mode)

Like this

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>old PC
A cute bubbly little boy, overly excited and tries his best at everything. He’s pretty smart and knows a lot but he’s starting to lag behind with newer things. Still he tries his best and performs better than he should be able too.

New computer is a silent and stoic power lifter.

>Guest Starring
>Computer

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>old pc
Your PC isn't a "cute little boy," then, retard. Your computer is old and senile.

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A little loud but a chill guy overall

He should've had a IBM thinkpad.

>anime
Wow. Yikes. Time to go back to instagram.

good, don't bother coming back

A poorly created abomination of parts, with holes on chest and back and skull. The gags muffle the screams when I tear it limb from limb.

A split personality, it changes from a simple, no-bullshit personality to an ADHD ever-watching, eagerly listening person reporting to its distant maker. Every summoning, it is different.

When allowed to talk to its brother, it gets all manner of ideas, seems to remember more. Unchained and let off into the world, it would get corrupted almost immediately.