What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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she stuped

kys incel

>lack of feasibility
You would need sci-fi techniques to do all the required tests with a few drops of blood. At that small amount of blood, effects such as surface tension come into play (analogous to transistors and quantum effects) Not to mention the need to dilute the blood far beyond what is needed for the tests, causing unreliable results
>culture of fake it til we make it
Granted, this is the standard for SV, however they never "made it", they didn't come close
>bad management
Self explanatory, John Carreyou's articles and book have told of the insanity that happens within

What kind of insanity? Examples?

damn zuckerberg looks like this?

Elizabeth Holmes was eccentric to say the least, and past colleagues described of her on-off tendencies to go from appreciating you to treating you as a persona non grata. She demanded complete loyalty. From the early incident of firing a manager on the spot for questioning the company's willingness to push ahead with courting investors despite a defective product (demos were faked), to hounding a whistleblower, costing his family hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees. There's simply so much crazy stuff. I put down the book early on (Bad Blood) in disgust at all the crazy shit that went on.

As for the eccentric stuff, the company would hold chanting sessions with all declaring their allegiance with Holmes, and Holmes adopting a dog, letting it roam the labs and defecate whenever the dog pleased (incidents of meeting rooms becoming designated shitting rooms during meetings)

the dog was hindi?

Holy shit is it a good read. That seems interesting. Sort of like the Steve jobs book

What happen to the black woman they were going to put on the 20 dollar bill?

Haha yeah racism! Just kidding, you need to take that to /b/.

>Look guys I'm trolling teh 4chains. xp

women

what is this thread about?

Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos

quick rundown:
>Theranos (/ˈθɛrənoʊs/) was a privately held health technology corporation,[2] initially touted as a breakthrough technology company, but subsequently infamous for its false claims to have devised blood tests that only needed very small amounts of blood.[3][4][5] Founded in 2003 by then-19-year-old Elizabeth Holmes,[6] Theranos raised more than US$700 million from venture capitalists and private investors,[7] resulting in a $10 billion valuation at its peak in 2013 and 2014.[8][9] Investors and the media hyped Theranos as a breakthrough in the large blood-testing market, where the US diagnostic-lab industry posts annual sales of over $70 billion. Theranos claimed its technology was revolutionary and that its tests required only about 1/100 to 1/1,000 of the amount of blood that would ordinarily be needed and cost far less than existing tests.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theranos
youtube.com/watch?v=87SWZ0Pna8k

Nothing, she's still extremely rich and will never have to work a single day in her life while being able to get anything she wants.

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She doesn't have a penis

>women makes millions through lying and cheating
news at 11?

Nah, shes going to prison.

>implying white collars get in the same """prison""" as Tyrone and Davis

Absolutely based. She rinsed idiot VCs, she should be celebrated.

>Holmes facing massive fines, jail time, and heavy restrictions on her future career
>rinsed the VCs

She rinsed herself

You should read about her story. It was actually a high level corruption in the military while she was the face of a sweat shop company full of H1B1 fags.

>She rinsed herself
She'll be fine. She'll do a little time in a minimum security lockup and be back to her old life in no short order.

Its Jow Forums
we've all had to bother with west asians trying to fuck up group work assignments
why don't you fuck off instead?

nigger nigger nigger nigger spick nip jew

she looks like someone i'd pump and dump

Liz did nothing wrong

She took a technology that exists and promised more than what's possible with its current state. Lab on a chip exists and is real, but cannot yet do many of the things she promised. It would be like a brand new startup advertising "industry disrupting" automated semi trucks that can travel 2000+ miles and handle every complication that semis run into 100%. The tech exists but it isn't ready, and anyone advertising it as such is a crook trying to scam money from investors.

>west asians
Libyans, Syrians, Turks, Lebanese, Iranians, Iraqi, Arabs, Israelis? I dunno where you work user, but I don't have to deal with many of those in an average year. You mean Southern Asians?

it was a fraud right from the start

>Libya
>Asian
stopped reading

>You mean Southern Asians?
yes

Bitch was through and through lying. She knew exactly what she was doing.

Hope the prosecutors get her good.

When even the crazy eyes are a bit scared about the level of craziness.

>She'll do a little time in a minimum security lockup and be back to her old life in no short order.
She'll be pulling those hits back with Martha and Snoop before you know it!

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>you need to take that to /b/.
Fuck off cunt, it's
>take that shit to /pol your redneckbeard wannabe wh*Te Supremacist

why is she wearing that creepy mask?

mentally ill narcissist. probably had multiple experts tell her that the tech isn't ready and then went on twitter to cry sexism #bossbabe

> why is a crazy bitch so crazy
she's also kind of hot in that crazy bitch kind of way, like shut the fuck up you stupid thot and take my hard drive

She was not injected with my DNA.

She scammed heebs for untold millions. They are going to make sure she gets blacked in prison.

If Egypt can be western Asian so can Libya.

Nnnnnnnnigger

looks like that screamer white faced thing