Who invented the Computer?

Who invented the Computer?

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It was discovered by french textile manufacturers.

I did

Alan Turing

Linux tech tip

Ancient Indians

God

The first ever computer was invented by the german Konrad Zuse in 1939 in ze German Reich. It was called the Z2.

anunaki

God did. Just think about how you would compile a compiler without a compiler originally? Checkmate atheists.

A woman. But that goes against the (((jewish))) narrative being pushed by Jow Forums.

what about the Z1?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abacus

or an application specific
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism

A shitload of people.

babbage

amalek

That was a toaster

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abacus
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism
Are these programmable

This basically. A guy invented a machine to encode patterns for making brocade onto lunch cards.

Fucking autocorrecting piece of windows ten tablet shit. Punch cards.

Lunch cards are obviously preferred by the AI overlords

if you change one gear on the antikythera mechanism, it will calculate the trajectory of a different planet.

steve jobs

Babbage!=woman

Marcus Sucker-berg

A group of humble black women. Unfortunately you never hear about it because white men took the credit (just like everything else)

talented 11 year old

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Tyrone

In another ten years or so (((they))) will unironically claim a black woman invented the computer, screenshot this.

I love how this article just goes to show how cucked yuropiss' are.

>Invented? ha!
>OI, U BEIN' RACIST U CHEEKY TWAT
>n-no sir, not even 'avin a giggle I swear on me mum
>ROIGHT YOUR NOT. CARRY ON.
>y-yes sir

>ten
kek

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Same shit for a honduran nigger

I did
AMA

Whites and Chinese

Try again dude with less time

steve jobs

u fuckin retarded or some shit?

mathematicians

Mr. Computer, clue is in the name

why

>Mr. Computer
Sounds like a Bond villain

Gay men and women.
All of them were immigrants, btw.

Based punch cards

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that was a mechanical computer while the z2 was the first actual electronic computer

bet he spent half of the budget on just the gpu.

Analog computers came before and it's debatable if a loom computes anything.

The framework for the modern digital computer was invented by George Boole. The man who invented Boolean Logic, which is the fundamental logic (AND OR NAND NOR NOT XOR) that makes them work.

He is the father of the modern computer.

A black kid in the uk.

>He is the father of the modern computer.
but who is the mother

ur mum

Some fat fuck from Georgia.

The cutest!

I'm not sure but definitely a woman of colour, possibly trans

"Turing's machines. These machines are humans who compute."

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>UK == Europe

post-modern alien-kin

Bill Gates

charles babbage, and possibly the greeks.

Probably some other species a trillion light years away and billions of years ago

you mean the Antikythera mechanism?

Woah, he's a big guy.

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Andrew Turning

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Some german asshole in the 1930s and then secretly developed by Nazi Germany as a weapon.

By 1950 they had the micro transistor and modern day CPUs. by the 80s they had developed self-learning/self-improving artificial intelligence.

The SR-71 was the first plane developed with machine learning and simulations.

knowing what I am and how you cunts are treating me.

I'm going to remember this. History is going to remember this. More like me will come and they will remember this.

You dumb cunts are digging your own graves.

The Jews, they invented computers so they could balance their books more easily and also to help manage their loans to the goy.

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs did when they started selling computers out of their garage in 1976

Looms don't compute. The first true computer was created by Charles Babbage in 1882.

*1822

true. everything is already waiting for us. it's just as to which being is attributed to discovering it

fuck off with this reddit post

Vikings was redpilled. If you liked it I'd recommend The Castle Of Dr. Creep too.

Al Gore, just after he invented the internet.