Who invented the Computer?
Who invented the Computer?
It was discovered by french textile manufacturers.
I did
Alan Turing
Linux tech tip
Ancient Indians
God
The first ever computer was invented by the german Konrad Zuse in 1939 in ze German Reich. It was called the Z2.
anunaki
God did. Just think about how you would compile a compiler without a compiler originally? Checkmate atheists.
A woman. But that goes against the (((jewish))) narrative being pushed by Jow Forums.
what about the Z1?
or an application specific
en.wikipedia.org
A shitload of people.
babbage
amalek
That was a toaster
>en.wikipedia.org
>en.wikipedia.org
Are these programmable
This basically. A guy invented a machine to encode patterns for making brocade onto lunch cards.
Fucking autocorrecting piece of windows ten tablet shit. Punch cards.
Lunch cards are obviously preferred by the AI overlords
if you change one gear on the antikythera mechanism, it will calculate the trajectory of a different planet.
steve jobs
Babbage!=woman
Marcus Sucker-berg
A group of humble black women. Unfortunately you never hear about it because white men took the credit (just like everything else)
talented 11 year old
Tyrone
In another ten years or so (((they))) will unironically claim a black woman invented the computer, screenshot this.
I love how this article just goes to show how cucked yuropiss' are.
>Invented? ha!
>OI, U BEIN' RACIST U CHEEKY TWAT
>n-no sir, not even 'avin a giggle I swear on me mum
>ROIGHT YOUR NOT. CARRY ON.
>y-yes sir
>ten
kek
Same shit for a honduran nigger
I did
AMA
Whites and Chinese
Try again dude with less time
steve jobs
u fuckin retarded or some shit?
mathematicians
Mr. Computer, clue is in the name
why
>Mr. Computer
Sounds like a Bond villain
Gay men and women.
All of them were immigrants, btw.
Based punch cards
that was a mechanical computer while the z2 was the first actual electronic computer
bet he spent half of the budget on just the gpu.
Analog computers came before and it's debatable if a loom computes anything.
The framework for the modern digital computer was invented by George Boole. The man who invented Boolean Logic, which is the fundamental logic (AND OR NAND NOR NOT XOR) that makes them work.
He is the father of the modern computer.
A black kid in the uk.
>He is the father of the modern computer.
but who is the mother
ur mum
Some fat fuck from Georgia.
The cutest!
I'm not sure but definitely a woman of colour, possibly trans
"Turing's machines. These machines are humans who compute."
>UK == Europe
post-modern alien-kin
Bill Gates
charles babbage, and possibly the greeks.
Probably some other species a trillion light years away and billions of years ago
you mean the Antikythera mechanism?
Woah, he's a big guy.
Andrew Turning
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Some german asshole in the 1930s and then secretly developed by Nazi Germany as a weapon.
By 1950 they had the micro transistor and modern day CPUs. by the 80s they had developed self-learning/self-improving artificial intelligence.
The SR-71 was the first plane developed with machine learning and simulations.
knowing what I am and how you cunts are treating me.
I'm going to remember this. History is going to remember this. More like me will come and they will remember this.
You dumb cunts are digging your own graves.
The Jews, they invented computers so they could balance their books more easily and also to help manage their loans to the goy.
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs did when they started selling computers out of their garage in 1976
Looms don't compute. The first true computer was created by Charles Babbage in 1882.
*1822
true. everything is already waiting for us. it's just as to which being is attributed to discovering it
fuck off with this reddit post
Vikings was redpilled. If you liked it I'd recommend The Castle Of Dr. Creep too.
Al Gore, just after he invented the internet.