My wife's son broke his laptop and now I have to buy him a new one...

My wife's son broke his laptop and now I have to buy him a new one. Need suggestions on the worst possible piece of shit that money can buy.

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macbook pro.

Any windows laptop with 32 GBs of space. He'll hate you.

Get him a surface. Insist it's a laptop.

fpbp

hp x2, it's slow as shit and 100% the battery will bloat and pop the screen off within the warranty period. it usually takes 2-3 weeks to get it back

Buy him a tablet with one of those kid-friendly bumper cases that are stuck on forever.
A bright pink one, of course

Not as bad as you think, having used 10 pre-installed on my 32GB (29) IdeaPad (netbook).
Using CompactGUI and DISM++ I got to around 18GB free before even compacting the OS.

Since then I've just gone with Xubuntu on it cold turkey. All my installed software puts me at about the same usage but I don't have to micromanage compact and dism.

Flatpaks and snaps are fucking cancer though, but a few things I use require them. 1GB for KDE for a couple MB application (Moonlight).

Unironically this

Get him thinkpad x200 and install Windows 10 or vista

One of those Chromebooks with specs so shit you can't even play flash games

>My wife's son
fucking cuck. Raising someone's kid is beyond me.

Kys beta fag

Anything Fujitsu-Siemens.

This or acer.

>moonlight available as a snap
wtf I love snaps now, fuck off 1.3GB KDE dep
Also keeps itself updated.

why? If OPS lucky, might still find the odd e-machines portable computing device available in eBay - maybe not the newest spec. but, their Build Quality remains The Stuff of Legend

RCA windows on a chip

Old thinkpad with hdd and windows 10. It will never break so you can just use "it just werks" forever.

>being so beta you cant raise any child into an alpha male

He's half black so it's pretty much guaranteed he will be alpha.

fuck yes

go to your nearest tech store and just take the cheapest thing they have

cheapest hp

I know, I'm evil

>some tards actually keep falling for this pasta

some assholes ruin the fun for everyone

Buy him a Kindle Fire tablet, the ones that have screens made of cheap plastic, then, buy a shitty kindle keyboard to go with it, boom!
You got yourself the best toaster money can buy.

if this shit is fun to you I have some bad news

>my wife's son
nufags taking the bait

mom told me I was born special

Asus eeepc

How are you this new

Get him a chromebook and enforce mad time restrictions for it on the router.