What is a LGU+ phone and how do I buy one?
What is a LGU+ phone and how do I buy one?
Ayden Turner
Jeremiah Hernandez
OH MY GOODNESS, I WILL BE A VERY GOOD GOY AND SLAUGHTER F*LASTINIANS AND OTHER ARABS, AND CAUSE THE CULTURAL COLLAPSE OF EUROPE IF I AM JUST ALLOWED TO KISS HER FEET
Luke Adams
jerk off or something man, it's not healthy
Jace Flores
She only dates blacks.
Jayden Cooper
LG U+ is a telecom company
you probably knew this and are just shitposting though
Logan Sanchez
And that's a good thing. It means she's an open minded woman who doesn't care about petty things like skin color.
Liam Flores
What makes me laugh is what you think would happen after you achieve your goal. You kissed her feet, now what? You think she'll respond with anything other than disdain? Your brain will explode into candy? What exactly do you expect? It's feet, just some below average skin. I wish I could make it happen for you just so I could watch you in the aftermath, struggling to comprehend the crushing disappointment of your monumental anti-climax.
And before you point it out yes I'm aware your post was steeped in sarcastic parody, but obviously I'm referring to those people you're lampooning.
Gavin Reed
I don't care about skin colour either, but I do care about genetic inferiority and physical biological repellent of the highest order. Coincidentally however the two seem to correspond to each other with an alarming accuracy.
Jason Sanders
I genuinely had no idea what it meant. Thanks friendo!
Justin Hill
what the fuck do you think will happen you smartass ?
he's gonna jizz with the force of a thousand suns effectively annihilating his prostate as soon as his filthy lips touch that skin, if he can even hold it until then
Ethan Lopez
Only a virgin would believe this
Ethan Phillips
Jonathan Robinson
i'm sorry you have to jerk off for 12 hours before being able to bust a limp dicked nut grampa, but some of us are still young so don't project your (literal) impotence on the rest of us
Kevin Hernandez
>busts a nut from kissing a foot
>I'm just young and virile user
Have fun getting laughed out the bedroom when you cum on contact.
Jace Gonzalez
>not jizzing 12 times in a night
>not leaving her bathing in your cum
how the fuck do you watch hentai user? do you just nut once at the last scene ? are you actually getting out-nutted by a hentai protag every time ? how shameful
Chase Stewart
what the hell I love LG now
Leo Allen
I don't watch hentai, I just have sex.
Mason Cruz
You learn something new every day.
Wyatt Powell
based twice bro
Jaxson Brown
What it's like to fuck this woman?
Christian Roberts
Go to Asia and find out.
Kevin Young
I'd throat fuck her every fucking day.
Connor Harris
fpbp
Robert Brooks
I don't know why, but her face proportions seem way off. It creeps me out.
Jose Price
>tfw you most likely will never have a real life qt anime gf
Adrian Richardson
What is wrong with her belly button?
Wyatt Morris
She's too perfect.
Austin Gomez
You sure it isn't the $head/neck$?
Michael Wood
oh god she has the porn eyes
damn it user now i have to go .nut
Blake Flores
I miss Korean speeds on my phone...that shit was so fucking fast. What actual 4G speeds were supposed to be. So fucking slow here in the US. God...take me back to Seoul pls.