>mom found the file server in the closet
Mom found the file server in the closet
John Nelson
Grayson Hall
>mom found the stage 3 tarball
Noah Sanders
>mom found my raid0 array
James Cox
>mom found clop on the web server
Carson Rivera
> mom found the virus payload usb
Nolan Hernandez
ITT: things that never happened
Isaac Reed
>mom found the hidden port knocking sequence for the SFTP server
Alexander Powell
>grandpa matched the gpg keys
Luke Sanchez
>>Dad found out the family computer had been virtualized
Julian Thomas
ITT: A newfag
Ian Gray
>brother found the bolivian backups
fuck guys... what am i going to do?
Adrian Reed
>mom activated the fork bomb
Charles Jackson
>mom modified mainframe motherboard
Colton Carter
>my dog found my regex based C parser
Samuel King
ITT: retards
Jackson Morales
>sister snacked on the solid state drive
Aaron Foster
>grandad wearing my programming socks
Luke Gonzalez
>grandma reset the federated BIOS
Michael Rodriguez
how do people get that fat lol
Liam Gomez
just ask your mom
James Lewis
she's very fat but not like circus show fat
she got that fat because she likes to eat unhealthy food and does not like to do jack shit except complain
but like to get as fat as this lady you gotta be eating 4-5k calories a day every day
Luke Cox
idk what that is but made me laugh
Carter Cook
that's don hertzfeldts banana isn't it
Carson Thomas
genetics lol xD
Oliver Carter
Nathaniel Wood
Mum found about 9/11
Hudson Sanders
Worst type of thread on this board
Nathaniel Foster
I think it gave up smoking.
Jeremiah Peterson
Kevin Thomas
>mom found my encrypted 4TB portable HDD filled with porn
>she decrypted it and left pic of Jesus on it
What kind of game are you playing bitch?
Carson Jones
yes, yes it is
Jason Ramirez
>mom changed the resolution in TempleOS
Jack Allen
>mom found the remote KVM host
Luis Turner
I'm considering doing this actually
Aiden Lewis
>dog shat finger out unlocking secure folder